Meet and Greet

[vnud29]

*walks and takes a seat next to Sherry*

Hello sunshine So I worked on my stalki...I mean people searching skills and I found out her name is Courtney Blank. Isn't that a lovely name?
I'm still looking for her number but daaaaaaaaaaaayyyymm girlfriend, she was smokin. Did you see how tight her shirt was? I just wanted to take my head..*cough* err...I won't finish that on air.

In another note, the two for twenty deal at Applebee's is causing Applebees to actually deny people the deal. Therefore, dear citizens of blank county, run to your nearest Applebee's and take advantage of this deal so it may go out of business. I've been thinking about this great restaurant Idea and I don't need the competition. Speaking of which, Sherry? what do you think about joining me......

Uh oh.....Sherry...do you know how we paid for those pizzas? cause I've just recieved word that this crazy ass women was arrested at the airport yelling about furkin floridians and pizza bills. She tried to strangle an officer named Y. Londa. I need to go bug my lazy assed sister for bail money....*runs off the stage*


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Oh my jesus....April that video is hilarious!!!! I love it! I remember I was in like this shopping store with some friends and we hid between the isles of clothing humming mission impossible music lol almost got kicked out. but it was so funny watching us sneak around shelves and rolling around like spies. I wish we had a camera lol
Yeah, I didn't have a huge part in the video but I worked on the written work a lot and costume ideas lol I'm surprised it came out not bad. I loved the scene where the father saw the son. lol we told her to act like she just won a million dollars. I think the righteous one looked like charlie chaplin lmfao but it worked out. I just hope we get a good grade I shall report it once I know.

[Jude]

I told my roommate (a 100% preacher's daughter) your bible translation Jude and she laughed. You a funny lady.

It comes naturally. I was born laughing, ok, actually everyone else was laughing when I was born. But I take credit for making them laugh!
Honestly though, I practice in front of the mirror every day during my morning abulations, or in my case more like absolutions. lol.

[silverwriter01]

Hello I'm Mary for FAKE News. We've practically ran out of things to report so we'll be stealing from Stephen Colbert. Beer-pong can give you herpes. Yes, you heard right. Beer-pong can give you herpes and while playing the game! Apparently the balls get dirty with dirty things like herpes and once rang inside your cup, you get those dirty germs. The same researchers who figured this out also discovered ping pong can give you craps so put a raincoat on that paddle. In other news, our reporter Yolanda was attacked while bailing out someone from California. Witnesses say the tourist repeatedly hit Yolanda over the head with a cop's doughnut when she found out Yolanda had charged a 1000 dollars to her bank account. Also I've been asked to warn you once again, about the dangers of frozen oatmeal. Oatmeal? Really? I'm Mary who needs to get a real job somewhere else.

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Lol, glad yall liked the video. It still makes me laugh. I want to know what you get for a grade Yuri so be sure to post here the moment you know

That's right, Jude, at least you made them laugh. I'm more of a sarcastically funny person. Like for instance, our physics professor said to draw a lot of pictures to learn how to do the problems. I drew a stick figure screaming as he fell off a building.

Long day, yall. It's just me and my margarita relaxing right now.

[vnud29]

Courtney here reporting on tonights 9:44 evening news. Besides having to now bail yolanda and the crazy californian the studio wishes me to tell the results of poll for the next event from out website. It would seem 90 percent of viewers would love to attend a naked women's volleyball game. The runner up was naked gymnastics, and I think that will be hot so we will be doing both events on separate nights. Tune back in for more information.

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Oh I'll tell you guys my grade. My friend eric (who was the only guy in the video) said that none of the projects were really good. He had that class today. So, I'm hoping ours is the best

Also, I found out that my friend bought a blow up doll called brad to represent Lasarus. I preceded to tell her that she will be going to hell lol Which is fine with us, we can party down there like no tomorrow. Anyways, I guess they dressed him up. Her parents freaked though lol I can't wait to see their presentation tomorrow with Brad.

ahahaha I love your humor April. I'd crack up seeing that on a paper.

[Jude]

lol... that's a good one, SW. in highschool, most of our tests had a "Date:_________" on them and naturally you were supposed to put in the day's date. One day, I wrote in the space instead, "No thanks, you're a little old for me." My teacher turned bright red laughing.

BTW...Scotti, sounds like you might need anger management classes or as we call them in Maine "The Proper Way to Hit Tourists then Run" classes...i mean really a donut? You need to learn how to execute the perfect bopping of someone's head with a bagel, not a donut! Really it's more clout for the money. I'd be happy to teach you some new vocabulary to go along with your bagel bopping skills.

[scottigrl]

I was going to hit her over the head with my Surf Board but some skank in a freakin' pizza delivery uniform wrestled it away from me. She kept crying no no not my YO YO my soulmate, my love, your dare?? It was some short little blond thing with green eyes and a big friggin' stick Dude. This tall Dark haired chick that showed up to bail me out just stood there with a smirk on her face. Once she said, no Gab lower your center of balance as you swing for her knees. What's up with the Tall brunette one with the Blue eyes flingin' furkin pizzas around the police station and screaming out some crazy YIYIYI @#$%&.A couple of wack jobs I tell ya. I swear once they started speaking in tongues, it was all GREEK to me...

Thanks for the thought Jude, Dude. But there is nothing wrong with my @#$%&* vocabulary. But if you want me to come to Maine for some lessons, fork over your @#$%& address I love to travel.

@#$%&* Later Dudes

[silverwriter01]

I'm Sherry Fibber reporting in from Naked Stadium. We're setting up for a naked volleyball game to happen in the next few days. I know nothing of the sport so I'll be having a few nice ladies to teach me. Perhaps we'll have the LEZBN crew show us the right way to play naked volleyball. I know some girls have to have an excellent spike. In other news, Yolanda and her pizza delivery girl have gotten engaged. Apparently they are soul-mates. Congratulations Yolanda.

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God, Jude, I'd have died laughing if I saw that on a test paper. I remember back in high school we had a few essays problems. I answered a few, but didn't know the answer to the last one. I ended up writing a recipe for peanut butter balls. I mean I got it wrong but there was a big smiley face beside it.

A blow up doll named Brad...now that I'd love to see. I can understand why her parents freaked. Just the idea of a blow up doll...lol.

[vnud29]

Thank you sherry! I don't know what I'd do without my sugarplum. She's the apple of my eye
Preparations at the Stadium are going very smoothly though. A pair of olympic players who won gold at the Birds Nest are expected to attend. I cannot wait. Of course, LATX and LEZBN shall be there again. Our producers would like to tell the viewers that they will be auctioning off the skimpy itty bitty outfits of the players after the game on Ebay. Bidding will begin at midnight following the game.

I fear we might have to file a missing persons report on Chuck. Has anyone seen him? I thought I saw him at the airport.
But let me tell you, donuts hurt like hell. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get the jelly filling out of my hair???? I was gonna shave it all off, but pumpkin insisted I keep it. It's wonderful to tug on when we are.....


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Apparently Brad has a huge bulge too lmfao She tried to hide the box from her dad lol
They went to this party store first to ask where to find a blow-up doll. They looked at her and her friend funny. Then they mentioned it was for the ap literature project on the bible and they liked freaked lol or so I heard.

"Mom, Dad, honestly it's not what you think. I bought tbe blow-up doll for my Ap lit class at school"

I just hope the teacher doesn't ask where they got the doll lol

[kali_blue]

This is Mona Lot and Sasha Curvyass reporting from LATX at the stadium as we watch the sand pits get dug and groomed in preparation for naked volleyball matches. We'll be supplying latex body paints to the 2 women teams so they can apply numbers and other symbols for luck. We want to be sure we can identify the players even if sweaty and covered in sand.

Sasha: Our artistic colleague Verta Calsmile has volunteered to apply any design or temporary tattoo to players, entourages and fans. Randi Dam and her twin sister will be our court-side water brigade Randi is going to be working the high pressure hose to sand out of hard to reach places and Candi will be using no pressure water options.

Mona: It promises to be a fantastic event and the LATX team we'll be sure to keep the play safe. Ice will be provided to raise the standards of play.

Sasha: I'll be sure to hold on to the bail money in case things get out of hand. Oh dental dam! are we not off the air, yet. ... Signing off from the Naked Stadium this is Sasha Curvyass.


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I may miss the big game so feel free to take over for LATX if I'm outa town. Kali

[scottigrl]

Sunny Galore @ the Airport***** Phone rings.. What Dude? I am getting on the friggin plane to come HOME!!! What? What? WTF do you mean stay and cover the Naked Volleyball games??? Well SH*%T, Fine Fine I will stay. But all this goes on the company card, these wack jobs do nothing but go to JAIL, Eat Pizza and drink Margaritas with extra tequila on the side.. Furkin' nutballs I tell....What, I will NOT email you Naked Pictures .. Bastard, freaking pervert... I'm going to tell Mom when I get home about this Dad I mean it you owe me.. Dad? Dad? dial tone...

Frenchy!!!! Get my Board off the @#$%& Plane.. We are staying with the wako's a while longer..... mutter, groan %@#$%&*.. And I have foot fungus from the furkin showers at the county lock up... Freaking humid weather. Tell Chuck the Chucker to get out of the Toilet, he has to go back to work.... Yes he can take the friggin Cow Bell to work with him for all I care... Dumb Sh*T... And Call JUDE, I am going to need those Anger Management Lessons Dude..

Hey I wonder if Misty May and Elaine Youngs are going to be in this tournament?? That's worth hanging with the nuts for.....hmmmm

[vnud29]

Yolanda here reporting from the Staduim. Outside the preparations for the volleyball game are going on schedule. Inside the equipment for the gymnists are currently being put together. Because gymnists tend to be young, the blank police department are insisting we state that the event be only for 18 and up. I apologise for the 12 year old chinese gymnists who may have wished to attend. There's no gold to win here, so chill.

On the other side of town down by the beaches there has been a dangerous squirrel attack. A 19 year old male and his friends were, from eyewitness reports, teasing a group of tree squirrels with food from their lunch. When one of the males threw a rock at one of the squirrels the group turned on the young man and jumped him and his buddies. Police are still trying to find their wallets and food left behind in the bloody mess. They are now being taken care of at the Blank Bay hospital.

The moral of the story is to never tease squirrels at the beach. They are much faster and there's many more of them out their. Please take caution on your evening walks.

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So, Brad is now stationed in my english class lol of course my teacher thought it was a bit awkward where they got it from and what it was, but they did a great job. Our video didn't play for some reason so we have to wait till thursday to present now.

[Jude]

Yo yo, Homie G's Waaaaaaaz up? *whacks self upside of head. Oops. sorry 'bout that was having a ghetto moment. Won't happen again.
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*Whacks desk with ruler. *Pulls hair into bun and sticks a pencil through it. HAd to get me a wig to pull that one off! I stole Farrah Fawcett's hair wig from the Smithsonian.

Ahem! Class will now come to order. Scotti, take your seat! Scotti *sigh* "take your seat" does not mean grab your own a$$ and gyrate.
Now, let me explain why using a donut as a weapon is inappropriate. Let's take a look at the Bavarian Cream donut, please note how it positively oooooooooooooooozes cream. It's far too soft and wet..i mean gooey to cause any serious damage. Really the best thing to do with it is just eat it. You can dive right in or maybe just lick it first. Now Scotti, would you like to demonstrate for the rest of the class? Scotti? Scotti?! Breathe, Scotti!!
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Erm...we interrupt school for the day with this special broadcast from NEWLEZ NEWS..

This is Africa Falldowlot and Ivanna Blankalot reporting from Les Schoola. Scotti is currently comatose. They are calling it a Cream Sensory Overload. Very dangerous. Tch...Tch... I don't know, Ivanna, do you think there is hope?

Ivana: Well, Africa, I think we could be here a while, we will keep an eye on the situation. Does anyone have any towels? Seems to be an excessive amount of drool seeping down Scotti's chin. Maybe it's like hiccups? If we scare her...

Africa: Personally, I think we should find this Brad, I've been hearing so much about. I'm sure he'll snap her right out of her coma. Apparently there is a bulge...

Ivanna: Well Africa now that you mention it...what? Wait? The what is about to start? The naked volleyball tournament? I think we are needed elsewhere, Africa.

Africa: Let me grab the camera so I can add some photos to my personal collec...I mean take shots for the newspaper...i mean for NEWLEZ NEWS!

Ivanna: Brilliant cover. You think of that all by yourself?

Africa: I did! I should get a medal!

Ivanna: You should get something all right....We are off to the naked volleyball. Scotti, good luck to you. We'll be rooting for you as we stalk...I mean interview the naked players.

[Jude]

I think I could definitely help you expand your vocabulary, Scotti. lol. Do you know Tagalog? No? Well neither do I. Go figure that eh?
I do know a few dirty words in Bemba, though! How does that sound, Mazunga?

You know, after re-reading that first sentence...it sounds a bit erm...dirty and innapropriate. lol.

[Scotti]

Dirty YES, inappropriate? Depends on your statistics.. Me I am a single old leach who ogles girls in Bikini's almost daily.. Talk to me like that all day long..

I am pooped, all afternoon on the Beach in the Sun playing real Beach Volleyball... Although my friends certainly enjoyed the News cast here on the forum today.. They think you are all crazy and hilarious...

Off in Search of some Aloe Vera and a big Glass of Sweet Ice Tea

Later Dudes

[silverwriter01]

I'm Chuck. I don't want to be here. I want to go out to California or Texas where the cowboys roam...All day.... I've seen the light and I know where I want to be. But she made me come back to work. Cowboys make me....*Chuck's pulled off stage*

I'm Courtney Bogus and Chuck has been put on a leave of absence since this has turned into a women's only station. No talk about cowboys, only cowgirls. With assless chaps....Things are almost set to get underway here at Naked Stadium. I swear I just saw Kerri Walsh go by. The ladies from LATX have made sure that the sand for the volleyball area is safe and clean. They've combed it with a fine comb. They've also combed all the contestants who've signed up with a fine comb. They also snapped on some rubber gloves and took the ladies behind a partition but that's all I know. They do have the great twin sisters out there for water brigade. I'm sure they'll do a fine job. Several people are fighting over tickets. One man attacked another person with a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts but was then taken to jail for ruining a box of heavenly Krispy Kreme doughnuts. The naked volleyball is going to begin shortly. Oh, wait, you mean to tell me Kerri Walsh is only going to judge the matches, not play in them??? What about the naked gymnatiscs? What do you mean Nastia Luiken wont be joining us??? She's over 18!

I'm Courtney Bogus from FAKE News, a corporation of ACNE Acres.

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Lol, Jude, the creme was too much. And Scotti would rip Brad to pieces before anything happened.

uggg. My homework can get done, it shall get done, it will get done...tomorrow. It's the only class tomorrow anyway and it's at 3:30. I don't wanna go to that class. The professor's not nice .....Okay, she is nice but she said something that really upset me and another student the other day. I'm going to have a talk with her that's for sure.

I saw quiet a few people tripping today as they walked over the uneven sidewalks around campus and I thought of our embarrassing moments' posts. It made me laugh.

[vnud29]

This forum is a bad influence on us getting our homework done April. Want to do my Micro economics homework? It's pretty easy...just would much rather be here than doing it.

Random note: My friend eric insists I'm stalking this girl at school because wherever we go, she's there near by. And she's gotta be the most attractive girl in school, at least in my opinion. So, it's kinda funny.lol. I can like zone in on where she is and I don't even do it on purpose. So, now I'm convinced she has the hots for me my girlfriend will kick her ass but it's great for my ego...

Anywho, Jude I think scotti needs to have some health and life insurance to attend your school....she might pass out often there

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*stomps onto the stage yelling*

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NASTIA IS NOT GONNA BE THERE???? OH NO SHE DI'NT!!! *Z-snap formation*
I was guarranteed she'd be here! That's what I get for helping her out with her experimentation shit. She just wanted to try me out. Well, not anymore. I will not show her how to play basketball again! *grumbles*

Oh she will be there...*evil laughs and leaves to go do some blackmail*

*answers phone* Yes hello? No I don't know who the women is. No, I don't know why she has my numbers. Oh she's from california? Passed out? Comatose? Keeps whispering donuts? Oh hell, I know her. We'll send someone to get her eventually. Don't worry, she won't die I think. I need to go find Brad first...

Well, I do believe yolanda is on a mission ladies and gentlemen. And I'm almost positive Nastia shall now be in attendence for the gymnastics portion of the night. Unfortunately, rain delays have forced the studio to move the event back a day. However, a live feed is now showing women playing on the sands anyways. naked. Therefore, That's where I'm going Have a great night, reporting from FAKE news this is Sherry and we shall see you tomorrow for our main event.

[silverwriter01]

Yuri, you better what out. She might just be a good looking girl who really wants to love on you and thennnnnnn....MURDER YOU. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, been watching too much horror movies. We discussed in crimonlogy how sexiness has leaked into horror movies. I agree completely. The only reason I saw Texas Chain Saw Massacre the Beginning is because of Jordana Brewster.

I'm not stalking but I just found out this quiet cute girl in one of my math classes is actually a soccer player and my heart started beating a little harder for some reason. I guess it's because she's a math major, a soccer player, and I'm told she's really nice. I get no vibes, sadly, but I can look just like Scotti looks at girls in bikinis all day.

But you're right Yuri, we are slacking on our homework. Shame on us. You go do your Micro right now and I might go do my number theory.

[vnud29]

ahahhaah you might? Lucky you. Well, I did just finish it. However, I dunno if it's correct at all. Things started to get blurry. Is that bad?
Horror movies are the only movies where it's really bad to be incredibly hot. You will die. You have no choice. You'll prolly trip over your feet, or drop some keys, or can't get into a door and BAM!!! It's all over. Just cause you're pretty. I have no pity lol

See, that's what I was telling eric. I can look at my stalker, cause she's pleasant to look at but I have no inclination in doing anything. FIrst off, I'm really happy in my relationship, and she has no vibes too(she's a volleyball player). She's like a nice car, love to look at it, but sure enough know you can't buy it, or in this case, ride it

Goodnight ladies. Make sure to rest up for tomorrows events I love wednsdays. I get out at 12:30 pm. I'm so excited *dances* ok, off to bed with me. Night April.

[silverwriter01]

I'm Mary reluctantly reporting for FAKE News. I'm here at Naked Stadium where the naked volleyball event is about to start. The teams are now warming up as hordes of drooling spectators look on. The twins from LATX seem to be practicing their water brigade on some players a little early if you ask me. The news reporters from California are showing some players some moves...and there seems to be reporters from the North East taking pictures. Now over to Sherry for details about the players....

Thanks Mary. I'm Sherry Fibber and I'm happy to be here today. Here are some of the competitors. There's Bouncing Teddy, short for Bouncing Theodora. You may remember her sister, Bouncing Betty from the swimming event. Teddy seems to have a big handicap because I don't know how she is going to hit the ball around those melons but she says they make for great padding when she falls. Her partner is Kimby Limby. They say she can twist into a pretzel. I have no idea how that will help in volleyball but she's got my vote anyway. Another fierce team is Kay Dom and Barb Sub. I've seen this players before...Oh yeah, at the S&M club. Kay was dressed in all leather (a tough act in Florida) and was holding a whip. Barb had on nothing but a leash and some clamps. They should be an interesting team to go against.

Now over to Yolanda.

[j'seekher]

Hi from Michigan!
It seems my entire life these days is all about reading X&G fan fic. Gotta get it all before it goes away forever, like a good deal of it already has. So I've been lurking in the forum, intending to post, but everytime someone waxes enthusiastically about a story or author---- well I have to go hunt it down instead!

The fact that I was already in college when we had the moonwalk might give you a clue as to how little timeI have left to READ IT ALL DARN IT!!!! Which is why I'm so pre-occupied with it ! Then when I cross over,of course I'll be heading straight for Bard Heaven to spend eternity hearing more stories from our dearly departed writers; heck, LJ Maas first, and all the way back to Sappho herself!!

Just a couple of musings:
At the very end of "Lyre Lyre", at the end of the titles---- is that our very own and very pregnant Lucy Lawless sashaying through in a bikini ???

In "Altared States"---- is it me, or does a rock groan/moan briefly when Gabrielle tells it to stay put as she leaves the cave ??

Finally a question for I Love Ubers: where does that Xena quote of yours come from?

I love these forums. Thankyou to all of you for all your work.