Meet and Greet

[kali_blue]

Sasha Curvyass reporting from LATX. We have just learned that the officials for the Naked Volley Ball have ok'd Barb Sub's petition to be allowed to wear her clamps on the playing field. Their active play in the pits will be sure to be a crowd pleaser.

Kimby Limby & Bouncing Teddi were not thrilled with the officials' decison, but are taking it in stride and have been practincing spikes. Granted Kimby has a bigger target to aim at as she bears down on Bouncing Teddi but these gals are great sports and fantastic athletes. Watching Kimby bend out of the way has been a visual treat to those of us around the pits.

To get a better perspective on how spikes to nipple clamps may effect the game I've asked our naked sports expert and colleague Mona Alot to comment.

Mona: Thanks Curvy. A spike to a clamped nipple has gotta sting, but that might take the spin off the ball. Barb may raise her level of play to avoid or actually block the pit using her chest. Kay Dom will take advantage of any opening. But I would guess that team may have a hard tiome focusing on bringing their A game if the spikes are fast & furious. For those of you sport fans wondering the collar was nixed as a needed piece of equipment. However, Verta mentioned she will paint on a collar of Kay's choosing. So that whole situation seems to be under control.

Sasha Curvyass: Thanks Mona. Candi and Randi Dam however seem a little out of control and have been admonished by LATX to play safe. The pressure hose was causing some dermal abrasions so Randi may just be handing out towels beside an outside shower she is currently hooking up. Quite a step down, she'll still be able to lend a helping hand with sand removal. Candi is going with the the flow and her irrigation and evacuation techniques are holding up fine to LATX standards of cleanliness and safety at the sand pits. Complaints came from some woman who wanted a double dip and well Candi doesn't play that way...

Other teams are beginning to arrive at the Stadium. Clitina Smash and Virginia Nomore have just signed in. The rumors that Missy Elliot would play are just that rumours. Mad Maggi Mae and Charlottte Rae, the Southern Belle are checking in now.

This is Sasha Curyass of LATX signing off from for now from the Naked Stadium Sports.

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Cool and slightly humid in SF. I'm off to Yosemite so may not be able to cover the earlier matches. but hope to be back for the finals. Good luck with school! take care, Kali

[Scotti]

That's Definitely Lucy, J

Very Pregnant and wearing Renee's costume from the Lyre Lyre episode. I believe Renee has worn that costume or one similar to it at a few of Lucy's concerts while dancin" on stage with L.L.

Lyre Lyre was a bit of a goodbye party for a lot of the crew for they were off to work on TLOTR movie with Peter Jackson..Lucky Kiwi's..

I have been reading FF for years, its seems to have developed an amazing staying power. Not to mention all the Bards that have been published, who first posted XWP fan fiction.. So hold off on the visit to the dearly departed there is plenty left here on Earth to peruse.. although a chat with LJ Maas is the top of my List as well. I loved the Conqueror series and all her other stories.

Scotti

[vnud29]

Yolanda here reporting from the pit just as the players begin to take their places. It is rumored that a few celebrities are in attendence, but one of our other reporters shall find out more information for that later. Someone who I would not associate with in my entire life of course, has....persuaded the local authorities to not be present at this event. I repeat, they will not be present at this event. Therefore, anything goes ladies and gentlemen. However! There are ground rules that will be in effect. If you brake them....you will be disposed of *evil grin*. We have some unofficial authorities here....*points toward a group of highly muscled, very butch women dressed in black*

Now, Rule 1: No fondling of players unless they ask you specifically.
2. No fondling anything in the public view.
3. No fondling my sweetheart. I'll kill you.
4. Keep to the stands and do not, DO NOT stampede the pit.
5. Please don't bring your own drinks. Buy it at the bar next to the gymnasium.
6. And finally, Don't piss any of the reporters here off. Especially the crazy californian, if she shows up. Beware donuts.

Now, let round one begin! Damnit Candi! That's very inappropriate thing to do with a f***** hose!!!!! NO! Don't shove it....

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Welcome seekher!!! I want to be in Michigan right now, too freakin hot. I'll need to schedule a meeting LJ after scotti and yourself it seems
Yosimite? I am so envious. I wan't to go there really bad. I heard it's almost as good as Yellowstone, and I loved Yellowstone National Park.

[silverwriter01]

I'm Sherry Kidder for FAKE News and the first match has started!!! With me Plum Peachy who says she knows a thing about beach volleyball.

Plum: Thanks, Sherry. My, my, watch those girls play. Oh my, is she wearing nipple clamps?
Sherry: Aren't they nice? Gold plated I hear.
Plum: So it seems. Is she wearing a collar? Those really aren't allowed.
Sherry: No, no. It's just good body paint from the LATX artist.
Plum: Hmm, okay. Well as you know beach volleyball is different then regular volleyball in the fact that it has two players on a team instead of six?
Sherry: SIX?!? You mean we could have had 12 naked women on the court together?
Plum: How would you pay attention to them all?
Sherry: I'd grow more eyes.
Plum: *rolls eyes* Ah, now that was a nice. Did you see how she tipped the ball over the net with a camel toe?
Sherry: WHAT!!! I'm watching very closely and Clitina's camel toe did not hit that ball!!
Plum: *sighs* No it's what you call...never mind. It's not like you're paying attention anyway.
Sherry: You're right. Oh, foul! Virigina Nomore just fouled Kay Dom. Oh! where was Kay hiding that whip? I think this calls for a time out.

[Jude]

This is Ivanna reporting from NEWLEZ NEWS here from the...well, bushes actually. No, not those bushes! We are here live at the stadium where naked volleyball is underway.

Africa: You know Ivanna, I really must agree with Sherry. Why didn't someone have the decency to point out that we could have had 6 naked women on court and not just two if this were an indoors match!
Ivanna: Well, Africa, I must agree too. Rare, I know. Now, lets turn our attention to the court. Oh wait! OMG!
Africa: What? What? another power play by Kay Dom? Ooh that whip has got to smart. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ivanna: No! *Sigh. A stick just does not belong in certain body parts! Damn this shrubbery! This is all your fault, Africa!
Africa: Me? What did I do? I'm as innocent as freshly peed on snow!
Ivanna: You! You were laying on the inside of the bleacher steps taking pictures of the players that were standing over you! Unbelievable!
Africa: Yes, well...I mean, I did get up and leave as quickly as possibly. That Teddi has some dangerous erm..melons...when she gets to swinging her arms!
Ivanna: And then you tripped and crashed into the twins with the hoses!
Africa: How is that bad? I mean did you see those twins?!
Ivanna: You fondled when you should have fumbled, Africa.
Africa: Says you! Although, I must say I didn't realize that a hose could go into that particular orfice. A bit uncomfy, I say. Very educational.
Africa: Oh look, here come the Official Clampers.
Ivanna: Yes apparently they are tightening her nipple clamps. Seems to have gotten a bit loose on that last dive into the honey gold sand. *Sigh
I want that job. This is Ivanna reporting form the Bushes at the Stadium Live during the NAked Volleyball Tournament.

[silverwriter01]

3, 2, 1. We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this news bulletin. The chupacabra has been found in Texas and it's ugly. Now back to your regular broadcast

[Bardeyes]

3, 2, 1. We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this news bulletin. The chupacabra has been found in Texas and it's ugly. Now back to your regular broadcast

And you win a prize for being the first person to use the word chupacabra on this board.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFLihlCOXjQ

And the song will take over your brain...

[silverwriter01]

*graciously accepts her prize and goes off to listen to the song*
.... Well there goes my mind....
Heyyyyy chupacabrrrrraa!!!

.....Nooooo, must fight it off. Will not sing song.....

4 feet tall like a mutant winged Chiwawa!!!!

When I start singing this tomorrow in math class, Bardeyes, I'm going to blame you lol

[vnud29]

Bwahahahaha

That was great. The only thing I'm gonna remember about that is the chorus, and that totally ruined the Macarena song for me forever. I love it

[scottigrl]

What is a Macarena Song???

Try this onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gIGk9PATvs

This is my 5 year old Nieces favorite road trip ditty.. I find myself humming it all the time.. That and "Let's go fly a kite" from Marry Poppins... Another Xena song fav is "Sisters" from Lyre Lyre...Ri Ri (niece) sings all the songs from Lyre Lyre its hysterical..

[vnud29]

THE Macarena song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZjHKfbbiQ

God, Joxer was such a goof. I loved it lol I liked his version better though, with Ted's voice I mean.
She knows all the songs? That's pretty awesome and at the same time hilarious. I love it I'd videotape it lol but it's cute.

[vnud29]

Breaking news report! The Wile E. Coyote has finally caught the Road Runner. Unfortunately, once he caught his prey, he didn't know what to do with the Road Runner and preceded to let it go. Once again they are creating havoc in the deserts of Nevada.

[celticmusicrocks]

Hi all,

I decided to stop "lurking" and give everyone an 'allo. So, 'Allo! I'm 23, a recent college graduate (yes there IS light at the end of the tunnel), I've been reading the stories on here for about 2 years, and I live in Missouri. And while I agree Missouri sometimes deserves the name "Misery" due to the weather, I also think it's the only place where the weather refuses to let everyone get complacent. I mean, where else can the weather be awesome in the 70's one day and near 100F (and humid) the next? Some random facts about this state: the way a native Missourian will pronounce "Missouri" will instantly tell everone else if s/he comes from the northern or southern part of it, there's a huge running debate about whether soda pop should be called "soda" or "pop", and Kansas City BBQ is the utter best (don't let the people from St. Louis tell you any different!).

Amber

[silverwriter01]

Welcome Celtic. Nice of you to come out of your lurker shell and post a few. Welcome to crazyville. I hope you enjoy your stay. Emergancy exit is located in the top right(or left if your using a MAC) corner of your screen. It's the red button.

*gets distracted as a cute girl walks by* Okay, I'm back. Such cute girls in the libraby let me tell you.

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I'm Mary Kidder and I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't just seen it. One minute the women are playing naked volleyball, then someone mentions religion and the whole game stops for a major debate. The women put together a forum, found a podium, and passed around the 'talking' volleyball. I heard one sceptator say that it was like being back in women's studies. It was an amazing sight. From lusting to debating...I will never understood women. I'm Mary Kidder, confused with FAKE News.

[vnud29]

Nice to meet you Celtic of course now you know you've just been recruited to the FAKE news station eh? lol kidding.
soda pop....well at least it's not fountain drink. Why can't it ever be simple? Like...soda...or coke...or pepsi( aka Peksi, as hispanics say it ). But nooooooooooooo fancy places must ask, "would you like a fountain drink?". Ok back to the point.lol

Welcome, I'm very happy you've decided to get out of your comfort zone of being a lurker. join in the laughter and craziness! I'm Yuri or vnud, either or.

April, I need to go to your library. There's no pretty girls

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I'm right there with you Mary. An interesting sight is bestowed to us here at the pit. All teams and reporters are sitting in lawn chairs (taken from who knows where), discussing the question, "why are we here?". I'm surprised to report that all these women are very philisophical.

It would seem a women named...Africa I believe has stated the obvious. "to play volleyball". Now, I can feel an energetic current running through the group. My arm hairs are standing up. Can't you feel it Mary? Who knows what will happen next. Please stay tuned.

[Jude]

Ah Ha! This is Africa reporting from....um....well, dunno, *hiccup* doeshn't matter anysway! Ivanna is um...I left her passed out
behinds the um...no, wait * hiccup, face down in sometin or nother

That's right, Yuriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia! That is why we's all heah! To play that game with the white bally thingy...*hiccup* *stumbles* Well, damn
that sand issssh veeeeeeeeeeery slippery! Don't ask!

So, I'm here ta teach ya'll a better...wait! i'm not from the Douth, i mean South...ha! K...you guys! vershion of v-ball, no, that's no v-jay-ball, ya lusty lezzies! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
K...so, it's called erm...i dunno, um...Volleyball Shooter! K, the thing is when itzs your turn to serve, you throwed the bally way way up high,
run over to my little lic-lic-lick- ooh...licky stand! I mean licorice stand, no, licquor stand! K, run over, shoot ur pizen, and run back in time
to hit the bally over the net. Nows...here's *hiccup* the dealy whealy. Ya get a point for actually hitting the ball, but your really gain points
in your "fall." Nowza da more fea-feat-theatrical you are, ya know, waving your arms around, or melons or what not, the more points ya get as you plummet
to the ground!! Oh and yas gets bonus boners, i mean pointers, if you manage to yell something really witty as u feels the smackdown!
And if you fall and break something, you automatically win! I've been praticin'

So, whoos uppa first? *hiccup

[celticmusicrocks]

This is Sherry Badass reporting for FAKE news. Yes, I know I usually do the weather, but no other reporters could be reached at this time. It seems that someone broke out the beer to facilitate the philosophical discussion and soberity seems to be in scare supply. Wait, wait! Something has happened! It seems that the group has a consence of !vive la vida loca!. A bonfire has magically appeared and everyone seems to be roasting weiners and marshmellows. With the rate of consumption of beer and the presence of food, I predict a food fight will be breaking out quickly with the possiblity of sandcastles being built to be used as forts.This is Sherry Badass leaving to chow down.

[silverwriter01]

I'm Deidra Looker and I've been hired by FAKE news just to sit here and stare at you because the girls are all out once again with hangovers and seem to be covered in melted marshmellows. Now onto staring at my good looks.

[vnud29]

*camera zooms in and out slowly. Ratings shoot up through the roof. Literally, now we need a new roof*

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The football game was sweet we pwned. It was 45-0 lol GO 'CANES!

[silverwriter01]

I'm Deidra Looker, still staring. I have to say this is the easiest job I've ever had. In my modeling career I had to walk. Now I just get to sit.







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Speaking of people staring....can't...look...away.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzO-g4kmUc