Meet and Greet

[silverwriter01]

Hey Condorcet,

I'm Silverwriter and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[vnud29]

Welcome Condorcet! I'm yuri or vnud, whichever you prefer
And Trini, well I'm from Florida.

[silverwriter01]

Trini-

I'm from the state of Georgia in USA

[pippinfluff]

Hi guys from the UK. Has F.A.K.E News any more sports competitions coming up.

[trinigurl]

Hey Condorcet welcome
Yuri i hav an idea as to ur weather over there kinda like ours right? cept we doh get as cold as alyuh sumtimes lol
Silver ....wa d weather like over dere yr round??

[heinerway]

Hey Condorcet welcome
Yuri i hav an idea as to ur weather over there kinda like ours right? cept we doh get as cold as alyuh sumtimes lol
Silver ....wa d weather like over dere yr round??

Oh, Weather Channel is back!!!

Hi Trini, hi Condorcet, hi everybody again. Greetings from Spain. Weather here by me is a little wet. It's raining almost every day. But, hey, it's almost autumn!

[vnud29]

Yeah it's pretty much the same trini. We get colder in the winter is all.
FAKE news should have some events coming up soon....I think. The crew took an unexpected vacation I think....lol
Rain everyday? I don't mind that...It's sooo hot right now. If your outside for more than five minutes you start to sweat. It's gross.

[silverwriter01]

My weather is just like Yuri's, Trini. We have colder winters but it's hot and humid every day otherwise.
Hmm, where are the girls from FAKE News. I think we should go check in on them.
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*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP *STATIC NOISE* *BEEP *BEEP* *BEEP* *STATIC NOISE*
This is a special broadcast from FAKE NEWS.

*Camera opens on to a empty news room*
Mary says in a soft urgent whisper, "Hello? Hello? Is this thing working?" The sounds of smacking can be heard. "Sherry I swear to God if you don't stop touching me."
Sherry says, almost a plead, "But this could be our day on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin."
Mary hisses angrily, "I am not a virgin!"
"We've never slept together so we're virgins to each other," Sherry persists. "Lets go lose our virginity together."
Mary warns, "Sherry if you lay a hand on me on me..."
"I only need a finger and a thumb to make you feel good..."

Sounds of gunfire sound through the studio.

Mary says, urgently, "FAKE has been taken hostage by a group of angry republicans wearing ABC/NBC/CNN/FOX News badges. I repeat, the station has been taken over. Everyone is taking cover. Myself, Sherry Kidder, Yolanda, and her wife are hiding under the News desk. If anyone is listening please send...AWW...why you little..."
Loud sounds of smacking occur with groans. A broken voice that sounds like Yolanda says, "I....you...broke... it...over...head...she...ut...cold. Sher...Sherr..."

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP *STATIC NOISE* *BEEP *BEEP* *BEEP* *STATIC NOISE*
End of broadcast.

[celticmusicrocks]

Lets see, in Missouri, we have anything from ugly hot and humid down all the way down to freezing temps and lots of ice. Take your pick! I like fall the best. It's comfortable temps, it isn't humid (most of the time), and I'm not allergic to any pollens this season! Yay!!

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A distant rumble sounds in the distance to the ladies hiding under the desk of FAKE news. Yolanda is quietly trying to revive Sherry while the other huddle in the corner. Mary curses while trying to fix the camera again. The rumble comes closer and Closer. And gets louder and Louder. Then... all of a sudden... there is complete silence. Everyone in the building automaticly holds their breath. A brown clothed figure suddenly busts through the window and starts lasering the conservative guns in half.

[vnud29]

Mary: Holy shit! It's Jesus! I knew it was a woman! *rolls over sherry and runs toward the brown clothed person*

Yolanda: Mary, DO NOT RUN TOWARD THE PERSON WITH A LASER! What the hell is wrong with this girl. *slaps sherry* Sherry, Sherry, wake up, Mary needs to get laid, the studio is turning into a science fiction novel and my thong is riding. Do we have the cameras rolling on this? I'm gonna youtube this shit...

[trinigurl]

lol lol OMG ah swear alyuh imagination real gud tuh b comin up wit ting like dat fuh FAKE news lol........

[vnud29]

Oh yeah....we're badass



It's a group effort, lmfao. Join in if ya want...it's sorta like...improvation. Just not in person. It's awesome.

[cavedweller5]

Hello everyone,
I can't believe I've been reading fan fiction and coming here for quite some time now and never checked Meet and Greet. I do apologize for that.... Let's see, the weather in Spain is miserable at the moment, not a trace of those sunny skies we are supposed to be famous for, although it is a lot better than the 95 degrees and 95% humidity I used to "enjoy" while I was living in Houston The girls from FAKE News are just hilarious, I haven't laughed this much in ages, you all rock!

[vnud29]

Welcome to the thread! Glad you could introduce yourself, I'm Yuri.
Thank you for your compliments FAKE news is for laughter
I hope you stick around cavedweller
I worry that some people dont introduce themselves because of how long this thread is, but you don't really need to read it all (even though most is hilarious) to just pop in and say hi.

[Scotti]

Sunny Galore eases around the News Desk as the violence starts to wind down. As she goes toward the Women in brown leather she notices Mary slapping the PP out of Sherry.. Stop that she hisses to Mary.. As she gets closer to the woman in leather she see's the Laser Blue eyes staring at her. Sunny speaks to the women. Jeez Skye I am so glad to see y'all? Where's Blue is she with you?
The Tall women now known as Skye speaks softly with a smokey voice. Hello lil sis, Blue and I are here as requested. She is outside chasing off some odd little men in fatigues screaming like little girls. What's with all the the shouting and screaming. And who are these assholes trying to take y'all hostage?.
Sunny hugs her big sis and kisses her cheek. I am so glad Mama Storm got my message to y'all. These people are nutz. They can't seem to stay out of trouble. She steps back and see's her other big Sis walking towards her, This one dressed in all Black Leather with the same Laser Blue Eyes and the same beautiful face. Hi Blue, I have missed you she says hugging her sis.. ......
Hello Little one. Mama Storm called and said you are having a time of it down here with all these crazy ladies. We thought it best to come see if you needed a hand. She glances to her right seeing Mary staring at her.She speaks gently to her, Hello there sweet pea do you need some help with the drooler you are slapping around??..In an aside to Sunny, she asks, Who's the the cutie pie knocking around the little mousy one??

[silverwriter01]

Mary let Sherry fall to the floor in a lifeless pile as laser blue eyes seemed to pin her to her spot. What had Sunny called her? Blue? Mary decided the name fit her. Mary had always been a rational person. She enjoyed being with women like her co-workers but never found the desire to do half the stuff they did with their partners in public view. However looking at Blue she had to fight the urge not to tackle the woman to the floor and do things to her not fit for live television, not even television broadcasted on FAKE. Mary decided to introduce herself instead.

Mary said, holding out her hand, "I'm Mary Storyteller." She fought not to gasp as a warm hand clasped hers. "My name's Blue, sweetie. Blue Galore and it's a pleasure to meet you."

Mary couldn't help it. She let out a small gasp as Blue kissed her hand. Normally she would have smacked someone wearing a cocky look that just crossed Blue's face but decided against it. There were several other body parts she could, and would she decided right then and there, smack later. Blue Galore was hers whether she knew it or not.

Sherry gave a groan behind them as Yolanda started poking her with a microphone. Mary ignored her but it drew Blue's attention

"Are you sure you don't need help with that drooler cutie?"

"I'm sure," Mary said. "I want to thank you and your sister for showing up when you did. The sitution was getting out of hand."

"Yeah, Sunny said you folks were nuts."

Seeing the darkening look on Mary's face, Sunny broke in, "Mary here is probably the only one with her head screwed on right, Blue. She..."
If Sunny said anything else about her, Mary didn't hear it. Blue had shifted to listen to her sister and it caused the leather of her pants to draw tight against her muscled thighs. Mary realized it was very warm in the studio. "And that's it, I'm telling you. I'm going back to Cali where the people make sense. All the heat and humidity is fucking with my mind and it's already gotten to these nuts."

"We have the jet on standby," Skye said. Mary fought to keep her voice normal as she said, "You're leaving."

Blue said, "Yes, but..." Blue hesitated, looking almost shy. "You can come with us if you want. I mean...have you ever been to California? It's really nice there and..."

Mary glanced back at the FAKE crew. Yolanda had stopped poking Sherry and had gone over to poke some knocked out republicans with her wife standing beside her. Sherry had stopped groaning since Rachel Looker had kneeled beside her to see if she was alright. Yolanda's sister, the producer, was on the phone trying to think of a way to cover up this mess and Chuck was drooling over one of the cameramen. She was surprised to find it would be alittle hard to leave but, glancing back into Blue's eyes, she decided she could come back. There would always be a need to bail the FAKE girls out of jail after another naked event.

"I'd love to go with you."
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Okay, not a funny clip but I felt the need to write a sappy cheesy lovey bit. *shrug* sue me.

[celticmusicrocks]

Sure. Can I sue for a hug?
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Yolanda's sister hangs up and turn around to look at everyone. "Okay people! This thing will work to our advantage!! We've got publicity!!! We've got a Youtube clip up!!!! Now let's roll with it!!!!! I've managed to talk some tennis players into paricipating in a tournament!!!!!! Let's call the Big Balls Bash!!!!!!!! Who's with me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

*crickets sound*

"Anyone??????"

*More crickets*

She mutters as she stalks out the door, yelling over her shoulder "And someone get me a mocha latte!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Scotti]

Ok, it's up to you Genius' now. Just thought I'd throw in some good looking tall dark haired blue eyed double trouble twins who show up to rescue their baby sister and wreak some havoc. I like Sunny, Blue, Skye with there Mama Storm and their Daddy Zeus aka THUNDER. Bet you could come up with an older sister that has a little blond haired, green eyed partner with abs of steel.. Maybe she can recruit all of the F.A.K.E. and L.A.T.X. news staff for a new station opening up in San Fransisco... But this station is for World News so the adventures to be had are all over the globe. Lets call it G.A.I.A world news. Hmm we have the winter Olympics coming up don't we. Think training camps, growth hormones, errrm beautful athletic legs, arms. ass' uhh Canadians yeah you go writers. Just some thoughts chasing themselves around my brain..... Thanks for the laughs y'all are brilliant..

[silverwriter01]

lol. So should FAKE News relocate to California? I don't think the governor of Florida will be allowing us to stay much longer anyway.

[vnud29]

Yoland walks into the studio sipping on a mojito. She sits on the front desk and motions the camera crew to turn the cameras so they show the whole studio.

"Alright you turds, come on out here. We have to take a vote on what our next plan of action is. It would seem our dear Mary has ditched us because you guys are all crazy", Yolanda states eyeing everyone in the studio. Takes another long sip, and groans in pleasure.

"This drink is really good by the way. Anyways, rumors have been flying about relocating to California. Wouldn't Mary be so happy to see us?", she laughs evilly.

Sherry interrupts, "Well, it might be a good idea. We can't keep up with the complaints from the old farts here. And then you've got the republicans. Why the hell are we in a Republican state anyways? No matter, we have "Uncle Sam" breathin' down our backs and I know for sure I'd prefer Aunt Samantha to do that. So, I say we do it. What the hell do we have to lose?"

"Alright, we'll put it to a vote, and we will even let our dedicated viewers have a vote. Just log online and vote at our website. Don't fear about not being able to watch us anymore, there will be a 24/7 live feed online." Courtney said from the other side of the room facing a computer monitor.

Yolanda jumps off the table and starts to dance to imaginary music. She wiggles her ass and grinds on an imaginary person.

"Umm....someone take her drink yes?" One of the camerawomen stated warily. Sherry turns and looks at the person who spoke.

"Hey sweat pea, I'd take your drink anytime", Sherry grinned and winked.

Courtney rolls her eyes and walks to Yolanda. Puts her hand on the glass to pull it out of Yolanda's grasp.

"Oh hell no! Girl you besta' get yo hands off my mojo...molo...mojito! I pop a cap in yo' white as-..." Yolanda yelled furiously snapping her fingers in a Z-formation. She's interrupted as her wife tackles her to the ground. They begin a heated kiss that clears out the studio. The Camerawomen keep rolling.

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I'm proud of myself! I didn't post on the spammer thread!! WOOHOO
Oh so I found out my rank in my class this morning. I'm #20 in my class of around 450. I'm in the top 4%
I had a calculus test today....I think I might have failed it.....lmfao. I'm lying, I think I did pretty good. It's just that when I think I do good, I actually do horrible.