Meet and Greet

[kali_blue]

This is Sasha CurvyAss of LATX News reporting live from Betty's Truck Stop @ I 70 Exit 74, Sweet Springs, MO. Here is the satellite picture: http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=h&lat=38.963 ... ings,%20MO

Betty is actually a Fred. He just liked her better than Veronica. We were disappointed and were hoping for pie. As you can see it is very green and lush, but there are no FAKE News in sight.

Mona: GET MORE ICE!

This is Sasha CurvyAss live from Sweet Springs

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Kali

[vnud29]

Lol, where in the hell are the FAKE ladies?! ahhhh!!!!

I just spent the last three hours molding some fangs to my teeth for halloween. Damn that took forever and they still aren't perfect, but they look aweseome. I'm not gonna lie

[cavedweller5]

Things are getting really interesting.... Where did those FAKE girls go? Why? With whom? Will April get a bunch of toothbrushes+paste and scatter them around her home? Will I ever find "G-Spot" on the Destination menu of my GPS? (I've been frantically looking) Thank goodness those dear LATX ladies are coming to the rescue.... I bet they can help with the G-Spot spotting thingy, I hope
Yuri filing her fangs.... Uhm, that's a scary image

[vnud29]

ahaha so many questions.
I'm in a super happy mood right now actually all day.
I checked onine at school this morning for the University of South Florida.....AND I GOT ACCEPTED!!!!!!! Yay!!!
So, i'm on cloud nine right now. lol Ignore me. I have about an hour to spare before I have to stress on some more applications.

[cavedweller5]

ahaha so many questions.
I'm in a super happy mood right now actually all day.
I checked onine at school this morning for the University of South Florida.....AND I GOT ACCEPTED!!!!!!! Yay!!!
So, i'm on cloud nine right now. lol Ignore me. I have about an hour to spare before I have to stress on some more applications.

Wow, that's wonderful news No wonder you are on cloud nine Congratulations, Yuri

[cavedweller5]

Been feeling kind of funny all evening. Only four down and I'm already drained. Doesn't look promising

[Condorcet]

Give time to time CD.
A little gift to you :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSfmY7TDhJA

[vnud29]

Awww Rosa...I'm sorry. Hey, I know what can cheer you up! Oh and thanks for the congrats I might not go there if I get into somewhere else, but at least I have some where to go if I royally Eff up my other apps. So, a few weeks ago I posted a link to my Ap literature project I had to do. It's about the prodigal son, it's pretty funny Watch it! Pay close attention to my friend Anita almost taking out the pillar at the driveway.

Project:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-waqjMEqWU

If you want something sweet/angsty/loving/warming here's a vid on xena and gab I found a couple nights ago. I love it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K98TfWWFIN0

I hope I helped in cheering you up

[silverwriter01]

"Sherry! Sherry! Wake up!" Yolanda shouted, shaking a passed out Sherry. Yolanda let the comatose woman drop back to the ground and shouted, "She wont wake up! Damn it! What are we going to do?! We don't know where the hell we are! That damn freaky Missouri woman has stolen Rachel! We finally have someone willing to deal with Sherry and she gets kidnapped!"

Yolanda's wife walked over to her and pulled her down in a hard, bruising kiss. After a moment her wife pulled away and Yolanda was left standing with a dreamy look on her face. "It was the only way to shut her up," Yolanda's wife said with a shrug.

"I've tried all the trucks. Everyone of them is out of gas," One woman said, ready to give up and waste away.

Courtney said, "Okay, this isn't a hopeless situation. Who has their cellphones?"

Everyone patted their pockets and searched the trucks. Four phones were found. Two had dead batteries, one was broken, and one was actually a vibrator. Several ladies crowded around to look at it. "Look, you could put it in your lap in a meeting and then slide it closer to your..."

"Ladies!" Courtney called. "Pay attention! What about the GPS. We could at least figure out where we are...Damnit!"

"Yeah, Rachel already took care of them," Yolanda replied with a frown. SHe looked down at the passed out Sherry and said, "We really need to wake her up."

"Here. Let me try," A woman called out. She was one of the strippers, the only one wearing a bra. "I've been told my tits are so amazing could bring the dead back to life. Still, I know for a fact they make people pass out so no looking while I do this."

Several women turned away as the woman unclasped her bra. The stripper stood above Sherry and lowered her bra. Sherry awoke with a gasp while three women who didn't look away passed out. "Damnit," The stripped growled. "I told them not to look."

Sherry shouted, struggling to her feet, "We have to find Rachel! Did you hear her! Did you! She said...she said...wow, she said she loves me." Sherry looked like she was going to pass out again but fought against it. "No ifs, ands, or buts about it. We're going to find my woman. Now where the hell are we?"

The stripped with the amazing breasts said, "This may sound too simple but why don't we walk over to that road over there where the field ends and keep walking down it until we get to that gas station on top of the hill over there? It can't be more then two miles away."

Everyone turned to where the stripper was pointing. There was a gas station on a hill about two miles away. Courtney said, rolling her eyes, "Because that would make too much sense. Okay everybody, lets move out!"

[silverwriter01]

It works for me Silver,
I brush in the shower too. I keep brush and paste in shower, cupboard, my Jeep, and in my Messenger bag..I am a bit errrmm compulsive about brushing the teeth always have been...

Will April get a bunch of toothbrushes+paste and scatter them around her home?

Hmm, I think I'll pass on scattering toothbrushes and pasties around my house. I'm not compulsive about my teeth like someoneeeee. Really Scotti? In your Jeep? I'd be worried the heat from the car would make the tube explode.

Yuri filing her fangs.... Uhm, that's a scary image

I know right. I'm telling yall she's a stalker vampire. Who just got accepted into a University! Congrads Yuri!

Oh and I have a youtube video for y'all. It's nothing inspirational or anything like that. I think there's such a thing as trying to inspire too much so that's why I post this. I mean it inspired something in me but I have a feeling I'll need a GPS to complete the inspiration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aEW_Z5Va5s

[vnud29]

And now I'm a vamp stalker, wait do I get benefits being one of those? Maybe a nifty membership card? bumper sticker? anything?

Very niiiiiiiiiiice video April, I'm not a huge fan of that song but that video sure did make my mouth go dry.
Thank you for the congrats I'm pretty excited, well I was, now I'm just butt tired.

[cavedweller5]

I am sorry I have no time to reply properly but it's late and I have to run. I am going to be away for a few days but once I'm back I need to thank you all (again, yes, and again because you are all great) for being the best supportive system in the world.

[kali_blue]

Mona: The G-spot locater is making a strange sound.

Candi : Are you sure that's not Bea squealing. She has been sitting on ice for a while. When we added those 20 extra lbs of cubes from Betty's, she did make seem to break the sound barrier.

Mona: No it sounded eerie. Here listen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo

Candi: That isn't Bea, That is mood music warning us of impending danger or may be.... RANDI!!

Randi: Yes, Sister sweet?

Candi: Did you re-program the GPS?

Randi: I sure did. You wanted a G- spot locator for the Fake News and I didn't want to pay for the Taste of Honey remix ring tone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mp115afFIA
so I added a different track. Has it found Yolanda?

Mona & Candi: YO-Landa! huh?

Randi: Well... when I was cleaning up the Fake News Gals from the pudding wrestling I had to give Yolanda a special treatment. Sherri brought her in complaining about chocolate overload. I didn't ask too many questions. She hopped up on my table and I took out my power washers and suction hoses. Anyway. I kept a sample for my collection.

Sasha: do I want to ask?
Candi: ah, that would be a no.

Randi: So it found her?

Mona: I think they are heading toward our location from the South. Somehow they must have gotten off I-70 and gotten lost. They seem to be moving slowly so prehaps they are no longer in a vehicle, which is odd. But I guess that helped the locator find Yolanda.

Randi: We can detach it from the docking station and head out on foot to look for them.

Sasha: Mona grab the g-spot finder.
Mona: is it sanitary? Wait I want to put on my gloves first.
Sasha: Let's move out LATX!

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out
Kali

[silverwriter01]

Kali, I love your updates. They make my day.

Alright ladies. I'm heading out. Yall be safe and take care.

[vnud29]

Kali rocks the LATX gals, I won't even touch them lol
Have a great time april!! Come back with plenty of stories! Be sate too, we'll miss you.

[kali_blue]

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo I wrote an entire scene & it took so long I had to sign in & it disappeared.
rgh Kali

[vnud29]

Ouch *wince* I've had that happen before. Copy and Paste are my tools, I copy everything I type just in case.
Sorry kali I bet it would have been an awesome scene though! Don't give up, try again

[cavedweller5]

Give time to time CD.
A little gift to you :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSfmY7TDhJA

Merci, Condorcet. It is a beautiful song, I loved the words:
On a le droit
Quand personne ne nous voit
De pleurer en silence...
De se poser des questions
D'oser dire non...

[cavedweller5]

Awww Rosa...I'm sorry. Hey, I know what can cheer you up! Oh and thanks for the congrats I might not go there if I get into somewhere else, but at least I have some where to go if I royally Eff up my other apps. So, a few weeks ago I posted a link to my Ap literature project I had to do. It's about the prodigal son, it's pretty funny Watch it! Pay close attention to my friend Anita almost taking out the pillar at the driveway.

Project:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-waqjMEqWU

If you want something sweet/angsty/loving/warming here's a vid on xena and gab I found a couple nights ago. I love it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K98TfWWFIN0

I hope I helped in cheering you up

Yuri, that video about the Prodigal Son is hilarious I honestly thought your friend Anita was going to hit that pillar....
And that other video is so moving and so beautiful. Thank you very much once again, Yuri. You're just awesome and I'm so lucky

[cavedweller5]

Kali, Yuri and April- You make a wonderful writing team