Meet and Greet

[celticmusicrocks]

LOL, thanks for looking out for me Pips. I'm a lot better now, as I stretched out my back yesterday something popped and suddenly I could move with a lot less pain. Huzzah!

[cavedweller5]

Um, where did everyone go? I know, I know, it's been ages since I last stopped by. I guess everyone's been busy lately. But I miss you all and I want you back... so get in here or I'll cry so hard that Bardeyes will get mad at me for drowning the Athenaeum in tears And I'm not going to mention my all time favourite bunch of girls in the world of fiction... I'll just say I'm a very impatient fan
I hope you are all doing great. Because I've really really missed you

[silverwriter01]

Hmm, update...on favorite girls...what are they called again?

*looks down at Teddy Grahams.* Hmm, I think this Teddy is Rachel, this Teddy is Yolanda, this Teddy is Yolanda's wife, this teddy is...Sherri...No, wait, can't do an update today. I'm sleeping beside a Sherri and I don't wanna get the two confused. You'll have to make due with imagining two lesbian teddy grahams having sex for now. I think an update will happen soon though.

[Girlblunder]

Erm, fairly new to this forum just wanted to say hi while it's safe and no one is around...

It's so incredibly entertaining that in "real" life I'm not shy at all, but when it comes to online interactions I'm terribly shy.

I'd give my name, but it's actually the same as someone already here so I'll just stick to my screen name Girlblunder (GB for short) to avoid confusion.

So, um...hi. =}

[celticmusicrocks]

Hey GB! It's fantastic to meet you and welcome abroad! We're a crazy bunch at times, but it's all fun. Feel free to join in any time! lol, I have the opposite problem, I'm kinda shy in RL and not so much online.

[pippinfluff]

Hi GB welcome, Feel free to join in anytime. We're just one big family around here. Some of us are shy to and some of us not but its a great combination. Pips.

[cavedweller5]

Hello GB and welcome Some of us are shy like you, some aren't, some are a little crazy (see the quote below and you'll know what I mean ), some aren't, but we make up a pretty nice bunch, lots of fun and great company.

Hmm, update...on favorite girls...what are they called again?
*looks down at Teddy Grahams.* Hmm, I think this Teddy is Rachel, this Teddy is Yolanda, this Teddy is Yolanda's wife, this teddy is...Sherri...No, wait, can't do an update today. I'm sleeping beside a Sherri and I don't wanna get the two confused. You'll have to make due with imagining two lesbian teddy grahams having sex for now. I think an update will happen soon though.

April, two lesbian Teddy Grahams having sex??????? You mean that Teddy Grahams have sex??????? Oh my god, Teddy Grahams are lesbians?????? I will never be able to look at a box of Teddy Grahams in the same way again.... And who are the lesbian ones anyway? Honey? Cinnamon? Chocolate? It's got to be the Chocolate Chip... Perverts...

[Girlblunder]

Oh my god, Teddy Grahams are lesbians?????? I will never be able to look at a box of Teddy Grahams in the same way again.... And who are the lesbian ones anyway? Honey? Cinnamon? Chocolate? It's got to be the Chocolate Chip... Perverts...

Statistically 1 in 10 of all Teddy Grahams describe themselves as non-heterosexual. Despite recent attempts to genetically link types of Teddy Grahams to specific instances of sexual orientation, all field data has been inconclusive and thusly such hypotheses have yet to be proven accurate. Many experts in the field of Teddy Grahamology conclude that such theories shall never be proven or accepted in any reputable scientific journal.

Dr. Theodora Rusk (Author of The Slippery Slope and You and Coping with your Daughter's "Roommate") has commented that "all consumers of Teddy Grahams should be wary; at any given time they could have a little lesbian in them."

[cavedweller5]

Oh my god, Teddy Grahams are lesbians?????? I will never be able to look at a box of Teddy Grahams in the same way again.... And who are the lesbian ones anyway? Honey? Cinnamon? Chocolate? It's got to be the Chocolate Chip... Perverts...

Statistically 1 in 10 of all Teddy Grahams describe themselves as non-heterosexual. Despite recent attempts to genetically link types of Teddy Grahams to specific instances of sexual orientation, all field data has been inconclusive and thusly such hypotheses have yet to be proven accurate. Many experts in the field of Teddy Grahamology conclude that such theories shall never be proven or accepted in any reputable scientific journal.

Dr. Theodora Rusk (Author of The Slippery Slope and You and Coping with your Daughter's "Roommate") has commented that "all consumers of Teddy Grahams should be wary; at any given time they could have a little lesbian in them."

Teddy Grahamology, huh? I need to find a college where I can go and become an expert on that For the time being I plan on getting about a hundred boxes of Teddy Grahams and then pouring them all into a huge bowl and hope the little lesbian ones can find one another and then make a joint effort to convert as many of the heterosexual ones as they can. Thus begins the First Lesbian Revolution in Grahamland! Oh my, it feels so good to laugh this hard... By the way, GB, where can I find a copy of Dr. Rusk's works? The Slippery Slope and You sounds promising indeed...

[silverwriter01]

Statistically 1 in 10 of all Teddy Grahams describe themselves as non-heterosexual. Despite recent attempts to genetically link types of Teddy Grahams to specific instances of sexual orientation, all field data has been inconclusive and thusly such hypotheses have yet to be proven accurate. Many experts in the field of Teddy Grahamology conclude that such theories shall never be proven or accepted in any reputable scientific journal.

Dr. Theodora Rusk (Author of The Slippery Slope and You and Coping with your Daughter's "Roommate") has commented that "all consumers of Teddy Grahams should be wary; at any given time they could have a little lesbian in them."

Howdy GB and I must say

It's understandable why Teddy Graham theories will never be proven. Teddy Grahams often disappear from the lab. Since most are in little cages, it's believed that the researchers are eating the Teddy Grahams. There is a theory that the Teddy Grahams are actually cannibals. There are studies that show that consumers are not biased when it comes to eating Teddy Grahams. They easily eat the heterosexuals with as much ease as they do homosexuals and bisexuals. They do seem to show pity towards the Teddy Grahams who are missing limbs before crunching down on them.

[Girlblunder]

LOL cavedweller--nice!! Oh, and all of Dr. Rusks works can be found in the books section at Amacon.com.

silverwriter01- Hm, yes your concerns are quite valid. While I was doing research for my thesis on Teddy Grahamology (Amacon.com also has online degree section btw) I was contacted by several of the Bear Cookies (as they prefer to be called) who were interested in furthering the cause of their people. Sadly, all attempts to re-establish contact with these individuals has proven fruitless. One may only conclude that each brave little soul has met an untimely demise. It's a terrible state of affairs...such terrible acts of genocide committed upon such a peaceful people (the Bear Cookies vehemently denied all allegations of cannibalism).

(edit: I have since googled Amacon.com and some such sites actually exist--I wonder if they realize what their name says??)

[silverwriter01]

LOL cavedweller--nice!! Oh, and all of Dr. Rusks works can be found in the books section at Amacon.com.

silverwriter01- Hm, yes your concerns are quite valid. While I was doing research for my thesis on Teddy Grahamology (Amacon.com also has online degree section btw) I was contacted by several of the Bear Cookies (as they prefer to be called) who were interested in furthering the cause of their people. Sadly, all attempts to re-establish contact with these individuals has proven fruitless. One may only conclude that each brave little soul has met an untimely demise. It's a terrible state of affairs...such terrible acts of genocide committed upon such a peaceful people (the Bear Cookies vehemently denied all allegations of cannibalism).

(edit: I have since googled Amacon.com and some such sites actually exist--I wonder if they realize what their name says??)

You did a thesis on Teddy Grahamology? I did mine on Oreos and got the degree from lovecookies.com. Did you know that Oreos actually like having the white stuffing licked before they're dunked in milk and eaten? Several Oreos (before their consummation) state it's the best feeling.

Anyway GB, you gotta tell us something about yourself. Matter of fact I think you gotta give us a weather update, an embarrassing moment you had, and something really cool.

[kali_blue]

Ode to a Teddy Graham

Teddy Graham was a bear
Teddy Graham had no hair
not up high or down there
Teddy Graham was truly bare

What would a Teddi Graham bear wear
If a Teddy Graham bear wasn't bare
Would a Teddy Graham even care
Would a Teddy Graham even dare

Would a Teddy Graham wear chaps made from ox
Would a Teddy Graham wear pink or purple cocks
Would a Teddy Graham wear a chain, a collar or some locks
Would a Teddy Graham be afraid of aging and get botox

A Teddy Graham can be chocolate, chips, or honey, too
A Teddy Graham can be oatmeal, cinnamon, taste a few.
A Teddy Graham can be eaten by the big or by the small
A Teddy Graham can be licked in public at the mall

Kali

Welcome to our community GB !

[Girlblunder]

Just, wow Kali, wow.

You did a thesis on Teddy Grahamology? I did mine on Oreos and got the degree from lovecookies.com. Did you know that Oreos actually like having the white stuffing licked before they're dunked in milk and eaten? Several Oreos (before their consummation) state it's the best feeling.

Hm, can't say that I knew that about Oreos. Women yes, Oreos no. I suppose having one's sweet bits licked is a universal pleasure.

As for something about me...tough call. I'm a stay-at-home aunt so I have lots of time on my hands most of the time. I'm a voracious reader. Weather update? It's a balmy 63 degrees here in San Antonio, grey enough to keep me happy, but not so much that I want to close the blinds and listen to emo music while watching Beaches and bawling over how unfair life is.

Let me think...embarrassing moment...and kind of cool...hm well...oh I know! Before I became a responsible adult I went to this party with a bunch of guys from work where much drinking was had. I was there with my best friend who is also a lesbian. One of the only other women from work shows up and she's just...wow amazingly hot and gorgeous and amazing. Anyway, I'm drunk off my posterior and she invites us over to her house because the testosterone is getting out of control at the fiesta. We go to her house and...yeah well did I mention she used to be a stripper? Yeah. So here the three of us are in this woman's bedroom (me, my bff, and hot lady) and she decides she'd show us her unique ability as an exotic dancer. As she's mostly naked and humping my stomach...I puke all over her. I'm not quite sure, but I think that killed the mood. That night is a little fuzzy.

[silverwriter01]

Kali....just wow. I love it. Can the same ode be applied to Gummy Bears? That still your son's favorite song?


GB.....also, just, wow. That's a pretty embarrassing moment but we've had people impale themselves on wooden poles so it doesn't rank at the top of the most-embarrassing-moment. Pretty close, but not the top. I do award you my gold star of the day

Yall I bought a book just on Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes. If that's not fan love, I don't know what is.

[kali_blue]

April are you trying to give me nightmares? Growing up with Dr. Seuss Fox in Socks and Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear tongue twisters I can compose new verses without fear of psychic scarring. There is actually a whole album of Gummy Bear songs; I try very hard not to concentrate on them and often go to my special place when we watch one repeatedly on http://www.youtube.com.

Luckily my little man has expanded his musical tastes a little. We are listening to Tom Petty, my son enjoys The Waiting is the Hardest Part. The Grateful Dead works well, makes him happy and we have gone to Jerry Garcia Day in SF 3 of the last 4 years. He even rushed the stage this summer.

He just received a Barney DVD from his teacher. I am very afraid. Our home has been purple dinosaur free until now and I really hope he doesn't want to watch it. My partner put it on and they both left me in the room. She went to get him but he didn't return. After a repeat of some song and dance about cold she turned it off. Feeling safe for now.

Kali

[silverwriter01]

Yes Kali, that's exactly what I'm trying to do.

I am, however, glad you missed the Barney Bullet. Invest in something brainwashing like Spongebob. I LOATH the show but whenever my nephews watch it I get completely sucked in and the next thing I know, it's the end of the episode. I've been brainwashed into watching the entire thing. Something in the signal I'm telling ya.

[vnud29]

*eyes everyone*
I leave you for a few weeks and I come back to Lesbian Teddy Grahms having sex???
You hethens....


I love you guy!!

My apologies for being gone for so long. Stuff has happened...and it's been tough getting back in gear. I miss you guys a whole lot. I hope everything is well, and that you all had wonderful holidays and new years.

Ahhhh another new person (I hope there's only the one I saw).
Welcome GB, I'm sorry for my late welcome. You will enjoy your time here...trust me LOL These people are one of a kind and are amazing souls. Oh by the way, I am Yuri *offers hand* Or Ninja Prince if you wish

I shall be around more now, Amber has been bugging me
Besides, I miss my twin.

[celticmusicrocks]

Hell yeah I've been bugging you! I'm extremely happy that you're back mi amiga, I've missed your voice on here.

[vnud29]

Yes, you need me to add my opinion