Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters featured in this story. This is for entertainment purposes only. Content: This story features some extreme violence Description: Xena and Gabrielle deal with consequences of Xena's past while trying to defeat an insidious foe in the present. If you'd like to send me any comments, my e-mail address is drkevans@yahoo.com. XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS "Fool me twice..." BY TOXIC64 TEASER FADE IN: INT. DUNGEON - DAY Xena and Gabrielle lie on the grungy floor unconscious and without their weapons. They're chained up. Xena awakes with a stir. She looks pissed. She tries to free herself from her chains by pulling on them. The rattling wakes Gabrielle. She looks at their surroundings, groggy. GABRIELLE Where are we? XENA Dungeon. Gabrielle realizes they're in chains. GABRIELLE What's happened? XENA Yleina played us. She had her men knock us out. Why -- I don't know. Gabrielle sits up. She sees a large group of warriors building something through a window with bars. Xena notices. XENA What do you see? GABRIELLE A lot of warriors. XENA Can you tell how many? GABRIELLE Hmm... hundreds, maybe thousands. A beat as Xena grimaces. XENA We gotta get outta these chains. YLEINA (O.S.) Don't worry. You'll be out of them soon enough. And in walks YLEINA with about a dozen men. XENA What are you up to? YLEINA That's none of your business. GABRIELLE Why are you doing this? We were trying to help you. Yleina looks at Gabrielle, rueful. YLEINA I know. I really wished I could have left you out of this. (turns to face Xena) But as for you, Xena... I owe you nothing but pain. My mother may have forgiven you, but I haven't. My people had it pretty bad under Augustus' rule, but when Livia came into power -- you know, your daughter -- well let's just say we thought we knew what pain was before she came along. (bitter smile) Like mother, like daughter. I didn't have to work hard to convince you to come with me at all. All it took was a sob story about how I was one of your victims from the past and you fell for it. XENA You're not a victim. YLEINA That's right, I'm not. Yleina throws a cruel smile Gabrielle's way. YLEINA (to her men) Take them outside. Yleina's men go for Xena and Gabrielle as : END OF TEASER ACT ONE FADE IN: EXT. TORTURE AREA - DAY Yleina's men drag Xena and Gabrielle towards a smorgasbord of dangerous contraptions. There are four wooden ponies here as well. Yleina walks up behind her men. YLEINA Chain Gabrielle up. Several men chain Gabrielle to a wooden pony. Xena watches, silently afraid for her partner. Yleina watches Xena. She smiles. YLEINA Position Xena so she can watch. The men do as they're told. Xena struggles, but she has a dozen men holding her down. YLEINA Do it. A man rips Gabrielle's skirt off. She tries to break free of her restraints, but can't. A man moves to touch her. GABRIELLE Don't touch me! No! Don't -- He smacks her. He then proceeds to rape and beat her along with another man (O.S.). We hear Gabrielle's screams throughout the beating and rape. GABRIELLE XENA!!! Xena becomes enraged. She struggles against her captors, even knocking a few around, but she fails again. It's certainly not for lack of effort because Xena put up one helluva fight; she just has too many men on her. Yleina watches Xena through out Gabrielle's ordeal, smiling at her. EXT. TORTURE AREA - LATER Gabrielle lies on the ground, battered and bloodied, and for all intents and purposes, dead. Xena looks at her body, heartbroken, as she's being forced on a wooden pony by several men. One of the men moves to strip Xena of her clothing when: YLEINA No! I'm doing this one. The man backs off. Yleina grabs a spear, heads for Xena. Xena's eyes widen ever so slightly. She still puts the ool in cool. Yleina continues toward Xena, then stops when she's a few inches from her. She looks at the spearhead, fondles it. YLEINA Even I'm not that sadistic. She snaps the spearhead off with her hand and continues toward Xena. EXT. FOREST - MOMENTS LATER Xena screams so loudly that she causes the birds in the trees to come flying out. EXT. ROADSIDE - DAY Yleina and her men ride along. They toss Xena and Gabrielle's bodies out onto the road without pause. Xena and Gabrielle's bodies roll down a hill by the road. EXT. LAKESIDE - CONTINUOUS Xena and Gabrielle's bodies land. They both look like goners. A wolf comes strutting over to them. He sniffs Xena's foot. This prompts Xena to kick him in the chest, sending him flying into the lake. Xena comes to, grabs her head. She sees Gabrielle a couple of feet away from her, unconscious. She crawls to her. XENA Gabrielle? Gabrielle? Xena grabs Gabrielle's wrist. Checks for a pulse. She looks relieved. Gabrielle comes to. Xena tries to hold her. Gabrielle pulls away. Xena looks hurt. GABRIELLE (surprised) We're alive. XENA They probably thought they beat us to death. GABRIELLE (rubs head) Sure feels like they did. Xena looks at Gabrielle as though she's sorry for something. XENA I'm so sorry, Gabrielle. I was so focused on trying to make amends for my past that I nearly got us both killed. Xena tries to put her hand on Gabrielle's shoulder for support, but much to Xena's chagrin, Gabrielle pulls away again. GABRIELLE This isn't your fault. You were just trying to do the right thing. Yleina took advantage of that. Xena stands up. She tries to help Gabrielle do the same, but gets a: GABRIELLE I can do it myself. And she does. XENA We have to get to Rome. GABRIELLE Why? XENA To check out Yleina's story. If I'm right, then Yleina was lying about Claudius attacking Brittania, which means that Rome may be in trouble. Xena sets off. Gabrielle follows behind her. GABRIELLE Wait, let me get this straight: you wanna help Rome? Xena stops. Gabrielle's question gives her pause. XENA Yeah, yeah, I guess I do. Boy, there really is a first time for everything. The girls keep on. EXT. CAESAR'S PALACE - DAY Various people go by chatting and conducting their business. INT. CAESAR'S PALACE - PRIVATE BATH HOUSE - CONTINUOUS CLAUDIUS, a man in his late thirties/early forties and his wife, AGRIPPINA (she has long, red hair) , who looks a decade younger are locked in a passionate kiss, the water covering their unmentionables. A SHADOWY FIGURE wearing a black cloak watches them from behind some pillars. A beat and they break their embrace. Footsteps can be heard in the background. They're not the Shadowy figure's, but they do make him take off in a hurry. A MESSENGER (owner of the footsteps) comes in. Claudius looks angry. CLAUDIUS How dare you enter my bath without announcing yourself. MESSENGER I'm sorry, emperor Claudius. I have a message for you. It's from Xena. Agrippina's jaw drops, but she covers quickly. Claudius takes the scroll from the Messenger. CLAUDIUS Leave. The messenger bows, then goes. Claudius opens the scroll. AGRIPPINA What does it say? SERIES OF SHOTS 1) Xena tending to Gabrielle's wounds on a boat. 2) Gabrielle tending to Xena's wounds. 3) Xena and Gabrielle shop for new clothes in a Roman shop (their wounds are completely healed). END SERIES OF SHOTS INT. CAESAR'S PALACE - MEETING HALL - DAY It's very opulent and plush. Claudius and Agrippina sit in awe-inspirirng thrones. Xena and Gabrielle enter. Xena's wearing an outfit similar to the one she wore in the Herc trilogy. The difference: no cape. She only has a sword. Gabrielle wears a short black sport top and matching skirt. She carries chobos in lieu of her sais. Also of note: Xena and Gabrielle don't stand as close to each other as they usually do. CLAUDIUS (smiles) We were wondering when you two would arrive. You sent word that you had some important news to discuss with us. XENA Yes. I think it's safe to say that Britannia is planning to attack Rome. Agrippina gasps. XENA What? CLAUDIUS Brittania's already attacked. Not Rome directly, but lands we occupy in Britannia. Suetonius Paulinus recently informed me that Londinium was taken by the rebels. Claudius and Agrippina's son, NERO, enters. He's a strapping young man of fourteen. NERO Father, you -- He eyes Xena and Gabrielle, with emphasis on Gabrielle. He smiles when he sees her. NERO I'm sorry, I didn't know you had company. CLAUDIUS It's alright. You can stay. Xena, Gabrielle, this is my son, Nero. NERO (smiling at Gabrielle) It's nice to meet you. They smile and nod his way. CLAUDIUS (to Xena) Do you know who's behind these attacks? XENA You mean you don't know? CLAUDIUS (shakes head) I'm afraid not. I know the Britons don't like being under our rule, especially after Livia, but I've taken great pains to rectify the situation. GABRIELLE Have you given them their country back? A beat to indicate Claudius has not. Gabrielle looks disappointed. XENA Yleina is responsible for the attacks. Agrippina is taken aback by the mention of the name. Xena notices. Claudius doesn't look like he recognizes the name. CLAUDIUS I'm sorry, I've never heard of her. XENA She's one of Boadicea's daughters. A beat, then: CLAUDIUS Oh yes, now I remember. I thought both of them died when they were forced into slavery. At least that's what I was always told. Is it possible that it's an imposter? XENA No. She looks too much like her mother. That's not what Claudius wanted to hear. CLAUDIUS And the other one -- is she still alive? XENA I don't know, but I think your wife might have an idea. Everyone's eyes fall on a stunned Agrippina. END OF ACT ONE ACT TWO FADE IN: INT. CAESAR'S PALACE - MEETING HALL - DAY Where we left off. AGRIPPINA I don't know what you're talking about. XENA Yes you do, I saw your face. CLAUDIUS Xena, you're being ridiculous. How would Agrippina know anything about Boadicea's other daughter? NERO I think you need to leave now, Xena. Xena doesn't budge an inch. She just keeps looking at Agrippina. XENA You, your husband, and your son are gonna lose everything unless you come clean with me. NERO Enough. Nero draws his sword. Xena isn't concerned at all by this. Nero advances toward Xena. Gabrielle comes to her defense. XENA Stay outta this, Gabrielle. Gabrielle backs away. Xena steadies herself for a fight. Claudius looks fed up. CLAUDIUS Guards! We hear footsteps. AGRIPPINA (to Xena) Alright, I'll tell you everything! Everybody, just calm down. The guards enter. Claudius gestures for them to leave, and they do. XENA Alright, Agrippina, let's have it. AGRIPPINA I'm Boadicea's other daughter. Everyone's jaw drops, save for Xena's. Claudius in particular is flabbergasted. CLAUDIUS I... you never -- AGRIPPINA I know how Romans feel about Britons. Claudius looks hurt. CLAUDIUS You could've been from Gaul and it wouldn't have mattered to me. I love you. Agrippina's touched. CLAUDIUS Have you told me your real name? AGRIPPINA Agrippina is my real name. Now. I was born as Callia, the eldest daughter of Boadicea and Prastaugus. One of my masters didn't like my slave name, so he changed it. Sometimes, I'd forget my name used to be Callia and I used to be a princess, then when I'd be washing the floors, or performing some other slave duty, I'd remember. Claudius, Gabrielle, and Nero go all softie; Xena seems unmoved. NERO Oh, mother -- XENA Have you had any contact with your sister since you parted ways? AGRIPPINA No. No, she never had much use for me. I wasn't much of a fighter like her and my parents. Though back when we were slaves she used to always talk about taking back the West Midlands. Our grandmother died there. Claudius looks frightened. CLAUDIUS Suetonius Paulinus was right. He had informed me that a string of attacks have been made by some woman and her army, and that he thinks they'll be hitting the West Midlands soon. NERO Father, surely this can't be that much of a problem. How big of a threat can a former slave be? AGRIPPINA Don't talk about your aunt that way. XENA That former slave has an army of over a hundred-thousand. Everyone, save for Xena and Gabrielle, is taken aback. CLAUDIUS (to Agrippina) Maybe if she knew you and Nero were here, and happy, she'd change her mind. XENA No, she won't. AGRIPPINA Xena's right. Yleina has her heart set on defending our people. Claudius looks even more fearful. XENA Claudius, if you give me control of your men in Britannia, I can stop Yleina. Nero snorts at Xena's request. CLAUDIUS Yes, of course. Suetonius is on his way to the West Midlands. I'll send word to him that you're coming and he's to give you complete control. NERO Father, you can't be serious. You're going to give Suetonius and his men orders to follow Xena, a woman who has shown nothing but contempt for Rome? (off Xena's look) Yes, I've read about your dealings with Pompey, Crassus, and Caesar, not to mention what you did to Caligula. CLAUDIUS That's enough. Xena did a good thing by getting rid of Caligula. The man was a raving lunatic, you saw so yourself. Xena sneers in Nero's direction before she and Gabrielle turn to leave. They stop when: CLAUDIUS Xena? XENA (turns around) Yes? CLAUDIUS How'd you get involved in all of this, anyway? A beat. XENA It doesn't matter. Xena and Gabrielle walk off. INT. BOAT - ROOM - NIGHT Xena sharpens her sword. Gabrielle writes on her scroll. She looks at Xena. GABRIELLE Do you trust Callia? XENA I'm not sure yet. Yleina fed us a load of horse manure and look what happened. Callia could be doing the same thing. GABRIELLE Everything Yleina said about her past seems to be true. She just lied about her intentions. XENA No. She told us her sister was dead. GABRIELLE She said that an ex-slave told her that. (off Xena's look) I'm not being naive. I'm just saying there's a possibility that a mistaken ex-slave could've told her that. XENA I don't buy it. GABRIELLE What I don't get is how someone like Claudius ended up with Callia. Granted, she used to be royalty, but he didn't know that. He thought she really was just a slave. XENA You can't help who you fall in love with. Xena and Gabrielle share a knowing look. GABRIELLE Are we doing the right thing, helping Rome? XENA Of course we are. After what Yleina did -- you shouldn't even have to ask. GABRIELLE I'm not saying what Yleina did to us wasn't wrong; I know it was, but... XENA But what? GABRIELLE She did lose everything and it is Rome's fault. Under different circumstances, we'd be helping her free her people, but because of what she did to us -- XENA She had her chance. We were willing to help her and she brutalized us for hours. Everything bad that happens to her she deserves. I can't believe this is even an issue. GABRIELLE I know, but -- XENA If you don't wanna fight, you don't have to. Xena puts her hand on Gabrielle's shoulder for support. XENA I'll understand. Gabrielle removes Xena's hand from her shoulder and walks away from her. Xena looks like she's about to cry. GABRIELLE I can't let you fight alone. XENA I won't be alone. I'll have several Roman legions backing me up. GABRIELLE That's not what I meant. XENA (half-smile) I know. Gabrielle turns to face Xena and returns the half-smile. INT. CAESAR'S PALACE - BEDROOM - NIGHT Claudius and Agrippina lie in bed. Claudius is asleep. Agrippina's awake, looking up at the ceiling. She looks disturbed by something, looks over at the knocked out Claudius. She gets out of bed, heads for the door... CLAUDIUS (O.S.) Where are you going? Agrippina stops dead in her tracks. She turns to face Claudius. AGRIPPINA I was going for a walk. I can't sleep. Claudius sits up. CLAUDIUS Would you like to talk? AGRIPPINA About what? CLAUDIUS About what? You just found out that your sister is alive and planning to attack us. AGRIPPINA Oh. I suppose that was a bit of a shocker, wasn't it? CLAUDIUS More than a bit, I'd say. Were you and your sister close? AGRIPPINA We were... once upon a time. CLAUDIUS So you wouldn't mind if she died? AGRIPPINA I'm not sure I follow. CLAUDIUS Well Xena's after her... I don't know if you're familiar with her past -- AGRIPPINA I'm well aware of what Xena does and has done. CLAUDIUS Then I think you know as well as I do that Yleina is a dead woman. AGRIPPINA Think so, huh? CLAUDIUS Of course. Did you see Xena's face when she came here? I was worried my head was on the chopping block. Agrippina looks broken. CLAUDIUS I'd ask Xena to spare her for your sake, but she's too much of a danger to Rome. Besides, I don't think Xena would anyway. She turns to leave, somewhat distraught. CLAUDIUS Now where are you going? AGRIPPINA I think Nero should know that he may be losing an aunt. Agrippina exits. INT. CAESAR'S PALACE - NERO'S BEDROOM - NIGHT Nero sits on his bed, playing his fiddle. There's a knock at the door. He opens it. It's Agrippina. She enters, closes the door behind her. They look at each other, longing in their eyes. Nero takes Agrippina in his arms and they kiss. END OF ACT TWO ACT THREE FADE IN: INT. CAESAR'S PALACE - NERO'S BEDROOM - NIGHT Nero and Agrippina break their kiss. NERO You're the best mother in the world. AGRIPPINA And don't you forget it. Did you do what I asked? NERO Yes, ma'am. Xena and her girlfriend aren't gonna know what hit 'em. Agrippina kisses Nero. AGRIPPINA Good boy. Hopefully they die this time. NERO I like the blonde one. (stroking his flute) She seems so pure and chaste. Agrippina seems a little disturbed, but Nero doesn't notice. AGRIPPINA Stop it, you're gonna make me jealous. NERO You've already made me jealous. AGRIPPINA (sighs) Not this again. NERO I hate seeing you with Claudius. AGRIPPINA I told you it's all a part of my plan. I promise you this won't be going on much longer. After we've washed our hands clean of Claudius and Xena, we'll go after Livia. Now, forget about the blonde, she's worm food. Agrippina turns to leave. Nero grabs her. NERO You mean we're not gonna... Nero smiles. A beat as Agrippina catches on. She returns Nero's smile. She kisses him. They fall back onto his bed. INT. BASEMENT - NIGHT (FLASHBACK) A younger Agrippina fast asleep on a cold floor. A hand comes into view, shakes her awake. It's Yleina. They whisper throughout this scene. AGRIPPINA What's going on? YLEINA I'm leaving, and I want you to come with me. AGRIPPINA Are you crazy? Do you even remember what happened the last time we tried to escape? YLEINA I don't care. I can't stay here anymore. AGRIPPINA You're being silly. What will you do to take care of yourself? YLEINA I... Agrippina's words register in Yleina's mind. YLEINA You're not coming with me, are you? Tears well up in Agrippina's eyes. AGRIPPINA I want to. The gods know how much I want to... but they also know how much I want to live. Yleina hugs Agrippina. YLEINA Take care of yourself. Yleina moves over to a trap door. AGRIPPINA Yleina, you're... you're really going to leave me? They share a look that would beak anyone's heart. Yleina opens the trap door, then goes down its entrance, leaving a distraught Agrippina to watch. EXT. CAMPSITE - NIGHT (PRESENT) Yleina sits by the fire, looking into it, pensive. She has Xena's chakram attached to her and her (Xena) sword by her side. In the background we can see a grand feast going on and we can hear campfire songs. A SOLDIER (late 50s) comes into frame. He bows. SOLDIER May I join you? Yleina nods. He takes a seat next to her. SOLDIER If your mother were alive, she'd be very proud of you. YLEINA You think so? SOLDIER I know so. Yleina looks like she disagrees. SOLDIER What you're doing -- fighting against Rome to get our country back -- your mother would be doing it herself if she were alive. Yleina says nothing. She just keeps looking at the fire. SOLDIER I have something for you. The Soldier hands Yleina a piece of parchment. She reads it. She looks alarmed. The Soldier notices. SOLDIER Something wrong? Yleina shakes her head. YLEINA No. (beat) You were one of the men in my mother's army, weren't you? SOLDIER Yes, I was. YLEINA What was she like in battle? SOLDIER Amazing. I've never seen anyone -- male or female -- fight so fiercely in my entire life. Except for your father. Your parents were two of the bravest people I've ever met. They always did the right thing. Yleina keeps looking at the fire. Her look is maudlin. YLEINA Tell me more about my parents... when they were in battle. EXT. SUETONIUS' CAMPSITE - DAY SUETONIUS PAULINIUS is a middle-aged, hardened man with a superiority complex and racist beliefs. He's surrounded by his men (ten thousand). SUETONIUS Those filthy Britons think that just because they've won a few battles that they've defeated us. Ignorant fools! No one in the known world is capable of defeating the Romans! XENA (O.S.) Nice speech. Suetonius turns to see Xena glaring at him, and Gabrielle by her side, looking slightly bothered. One of Suetonius' men pulls back his bow (equipped with arrow), aims it at Xena and Gabrielle. Suetonius puts up his hand to stop him. Xena and Gabrielle approach. SUETONIUS You must be Xena. I've always wanted to meet you. You're infamous amongst us Romans. XENA Oh, goodie. (looking at Suetonius' men) Where are the rest of your men? SUETONIUS This is the most I could gather. XENA (sighs) Are you ready to go? SUETONIUS (smug) First, we need to establish some rules: I'm in control of these men. They take orders from me and me only. And you are to work under me. You don't make a move without my say so. Understood? Xena stares at him a beat. Suetonius smiles. Xena grabs him by the throat. Suetonius' men draw their weapons, ready to attack. XENA (to men) Move and he dies. The men hold their fire. XENA (to Suetonius) I want the scroll Claudius sent to you. SUETONIUS (struggling to speak) It's in my pouch. Xena lowers her eyes to find a pouch hanging on Suetonius' belt. She rips it off and shoves Suetonius to the ground. Suetonius gasps for air. SUETONIUS (under his breath) Filthy Greeks. Xena looks like she heard it, but she does nothing about it. She opens the pouch and pulls out the scroll. She reads it. XENA Hmm... according to Claudius, the emperor, I'm in control of these men. Suetonius gets up, rubs his throat. SUETONIUS (through gritted teeth) Right. How could I have missed that? (to men) Xena's in charge. XENA Good to have that settled. Let's go. EXT. FOREST 2 - DAY Xena, Gabrielle, Suetonius, and the men ride through. XENA (to Suetonius) How much longer until we get to the West Midlands? SUETONIUS Not much longer. Should be there any second. We hear something whizzing through the air, triggering Xena's spidey senses. Gabrielle catches on. GABRIELLE What is it? Xena's chakram comes outta nowhere, nearly taking Gabrielle's face off. Xena catches it. XENA Everybody, shields! The Romans follow Xena's orders. Xena and Gabrielle each have their own shields. A beat and Xena and co. are flooded with arrows. Another beat and Yleina swoops down on her enemies. Xena spots them. XENA Brace yourselves! Yleina's army is around the two-hundred thousand mark. It's mixed with true warriors and civilians. Xena charges with her men and a huge fight erupts. XENA Slices through a warrior with her chakram, then puts it on her belt. She spins and cuts down a warrior behind her with her sword (she drew it during the spin). She spins again and decapitates a warrior. She sees... YLEINA Their eyes lock, each set full of fury and hatred for the other. We move over to... GABRIELLE She has a short sword (chobos in her boots). She's parrying with a warrior on horseback. She manages to disarm him and knock him off his horse. XENA Flips her sword to stab the warrior behind her in the chest. THE WARRIOR Falls off his horse, dead. XENA Leaps out of her saddle to kick two warriors in front of her. They go flying back. YLEINA kicks ass too. Two warriors charge her at the same time. She brings her sword (Boadicea's old sword actually. It should also be noted that she has Xena's sword on her side) down on one, then the other, killing them both. She follows that move with a backflip that unseats two oncoming warriors. SUETONIUS May be a bad guy, but he's not a bad warrior. He dukes it out with two warriors at the same time. He makes short work of them. GABRIELLE Unseats another warrior from his horse with a kick to the chest. YLEINA Now has a javelin. She rushes several warriors, skewering them all. She drops her javelin, draws her swords and spins to slit the throat of the warrior behind her. She notices something off to her side. YLEINA'S POV - Suetonius killing the Soldier she was talking to at the campsite. ON YLEINA She sees red. She makes her way over to Suetonius when: XENA Swings her sword backward, decapitating a warrior coming up behind her. She looks around and sees that Yleina's side is winning. XENA Retreat! Head for the hills! Xena cuts down another warrior. Xena's retreat call creates an even larger chasm between her and Gabrielle, preventing her from reaching her friend. XENA Gabrielle?! Gabrielle hears Xena's voice and makes her way to her. As they head for the hills: XENA Stick close to me. GABRIELLE I can take care of myself. Xena and her men cut through some of Yleina's men to make their way to the hills. Yleina watches them as they ride away. She spots Suetonius as one of her soldiers rides past her, carrying a spear. She stops him. YLEINA Give me your spear. He does while Yleina watches Suetonius the way a hawk watches his prey. She takes the spear and throws it at Suetonius with enough force to move a mountain. The spear soars through the air and bursts through Suetonius' chest. He falls off his horse. His men see his defeat as does Xena and Gabrielle. Xena looks back at Yleina as if to say "This doesn't end here." Yleina gives Xena a sweet smile in return. Xena, Gabrielle and their men continue on toward the hills. END OF ACT THREE ACT FOUR FADE IN: EXT. WEST MIDLANDS - DAY The men look demoralized and beaten. A thick forest is behind them. Two WARRIORS begin talking all at once while Xena surveys the land. Gabrielle watches her in amazement. WARRIOR 1 They've killed Suetonius. WARRIOR 2 And that army -- it's more than three times the size of ours! WARRIOR 1 We'll be dead in less than a minute if we face them again on the battlefield. XENA Alright, now you listen up: yes, they're greater in numbers, and yes Suetonius is dead, but those things don't matter. You wanna know why? Because you are warriors of Rome -- the elite of elite. Your skill and cunning on the battlefield is legendary. Do you really wanna besmirch a reputation like that by running away just because you're outnumbered? 'cause if so, then you don't deserve to be called Romans. WARRIOR 1 (sanguine) Okay, Xena, tell us what to do. How are we gonna defeat these bastards? XENA Leave that to me and my second-in command. Xena motions for Gabrielle to follow her. They walk a considerable distance from the men. GABRIELLE What'd you figure out? XENA (pointing at dense forest) Look. Gabrielle looks. XENA If we stage the battle here... GABRIELLE Yleina can only attack us from one direction. XENA Right. All of our men are highly trained. If the men listen to me, we can wipe the floor with Yleina. (off Gabrielle's look) What? GABRIELLE Xena, we're greatly outnumbered... are you sure we can win? XENA Very. They look at each other for a beat, a longing in their eyes. XENA Gabrielle, what I said on the boat still stands. GABRIELLE I'm not leaving you. Gabrielle heads back over to the men. A beat and Xena follows her. INT. CAESAR'S PALACE - DINING AREA - DAY Claudius, Agrippina, and Nero sit around a grand table. Claudius looks extremely troubled. Nero watches him, trying his darnedest not to smile. NERO Father, you alright? CLAUDIUS I should've gone with Xena. I should've gone with her to make sure the job got done. AGRIPPINA It's good that you didn't. You're needed here. NERO Mother's right. Nero and Agrippina smile at each other. A beat, then: AGRIPPINA (to Claudius) I had your favorite meal prepared. Agrippina claps her hands for the servants to come. Three slightly overweight women enter, carrying various trays of food. One sits down a tray in front of Claudius, and the other two sit trays down in front of Nero and Agrippina. CLAUDIUS' POV - A tray of stuffed mushrooms. Claudius looks up at Agrippina, smiles, then digs in. He's watched by Agrippina and Nero. EXT. WEST MIDLANDS - DAY ON XENA She's watching Yleina's army approaching. The true warriors are up front while the civilians (average men, women, and children) stay behind in wagons with the supplies. ON GABRIELLE She has her short sword in her hand. When she sees the civilians, she looks rueful. Xena, however, is still resolved. She mounts her horse. Gabrielle mounts hers. YLEINA'S ARMY Is steadily approaching... halfway there... XENA Now! The Romans form the phalanx -- their shields above them to create a protective ceiling against British spears. Xena and Gabrielle stay in the bay with the rest of the calvary. Wave after wave of spears keep coming, but they take not a Roman's life. The Brits are now only several feet from the Romans. XENA Now! The phalanx formation is quickly made into a wedge, and a hail of heavy javelins come down on the Britons, killing about half of the ones advancing. Xena smiles. XENA Auxiliary infantry, attack! The auxiliary infantry move and a huge battle begins in the middle of the two powerhouse forces. ON YLEINA She's watching the battle and is surprised to see the Romans holding their own. YLEINA (to calvary) Charge! Yleina and the calvary move in. Xena swings her sword over her head, then rides forward along with Gabrielle and their men. When the cavalries collide, the earth shakes. Well, not really, but that's the feeling one gets. XENA Gets bombarded by several infantrymen. She uses her chakram and sword to slice them open. Two cavalrymen charge her and she throws her chakram at them, slitting their throats. GABRIELLE Does battle with another warrior on horseback. The warrior tries to decapitate her. She bends backward, narrowly escaping the blow. The warrior brings the sword down on her. Gabrielle blocks it with her own. YLEINA Cuts a swathe through the Roman infantrymen in an attempt to get to Xena. GABRIELLE Still, on her back, struggles with her warrior. She lifts one of her feet out of the stirs to kick the warrior in the side. THE WARRIOR Falls off his horse. He tries to stab Gabrielle's horse in its hind legs, but... GABRIELLE Brings her sword behind her to stab the warrior in the back. She rides on. XENA Parries with a warrior on horseback. She disarms him, then carves an "X" in his chest with her sword. YLEINA Takes one of her feet out of the stirs to kick an advancing infantryman. YLEINA'S POV - Xena, a couple feet away, taking out a warrior on horseback. YLEINA Rides over to Xena, killing every enemy in sight until... XENA AND YLEINA Bring their blades against each other. They engage in an epic sword fight. GABRIELLE Swings her sword in an arc that knocks her opponent of her horse. Every strike Yleina tries, Xena parries. She manages to get a kick in on the warrior princess, but Xena quickly responds with a backfisted punch. The two warrior women keep going at it. A few beats and their swords lock. They grab each other's sword-hand in an attempt to overpower the other. XENA Bends back and does a double kick to Yleina's abdomen. YLEINA Flies off her horse to the rear area of the battle. YLEINA'S POV - The bulk of the advancing Britons are now dead, and chaos is mounting in the British rear guard over the swift effort; the Roman cavalry rides in and attacks from the sides, trapping the Britons against the fields of dead, to the rear where the British are weakest: where their families sit in their wagons, defenseless. Gabrielle also sees what Yleina sees, and is extremely troubled by the sight. While she watches, almost in a trance, a warrior on horseback comes out of nowhere and punches her in the face, knocking her off her horse. The warrior attempts to trample Gabrielle with his horse, but fails when Gabrielle takes her sword and throws it into his chest. The warrior falls off his horse, dead. GABRIELLE Leaps up and draws her chobos at the same time. She clubs an approaching foot soldier in the head a few times, knocking him out. YLEINA'S POV - Xena takes her original sword from Yleina's horse and rides furiously toward her. YLEINA Looks around, sees an oncoming Roman on horseback. She leaps in the air and kicks him off his horse, taking it for herself. She rides off until she reaches the very rear, then flips into one of the trees, running across them like an amazon. XENA Flips into the same tree, giving chase. GABRIELLE Is a lean, mean fighting machine. She's as good with the chobos as she is with her sais. Speaking of sais, she sees a British warrior using them a few feet in front of her, distracting her from her present battle. FLASH: The warrior with sais beating Gabrielle. GABRIELLE Takes a kick to the head due to being distracted. She quickly recovers, and sweeps the legs of the warrior who hit her out from underneath him, then delivers a vicious kick of her own to his temple. She gets up. EXT. FOREST 3 - DAY - (CONTINUOUS) YLEINA Moves through the trees with amazing alacrity, a bit of fear and disappointment in her eyes. In the background: XENA (O.S.) ALALALALSHEEEYAH! YLEINA Looks behind her to see Xena galloping across the trees at full speed, a wicked grin upon her face. EXT. WEST MIDLANDS - DAY (CONTINUOUS) Gabrielle swings her chobos at the warrior who beat and raped her earlier, and he matches each of her swings with the sais. First, he knocks one chobo out of Gabrielle's hand, then the other one, followed by a swift kick to her midsection. GABRIELLE Stumbles backward. THE WARRIOR Charges. GABRIELLE Sees a sword lying on the ground. She picks it up and swings it at the warrior with an unbelievable amount of force, ripping his throat open like a pinanata. THE WARRIOR Hits the ground with a thud. GABRIELLE Takes her sais, looks at the fallen warrior's body pensively, then rejoins the fighting. EXT. FOREST 3 - DAY Yleina is still running across the trees. She looks behinds her, but there's no sign of Xena. She turns back around and receives a jumping, spinning kick in the neck from Xena. YLEINA Falls to the ground. She lands on her face. XENA Flips to the ground, puts the pinch on her. XENA I've cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead in thirty seconds. (beat) I want you to know something: I deserved what you did to me. Maybe even worse, and if you had just came after me, then that'd be okay, but you didn't. (beat) You chose to include Gabrielle in your sick and twisted game and you made me watch. YLEINA That's only because everyone knows to hurt Gabrielle is to hurt Xena, so in a way, this is really all your fault. Your love is a curse. A beat. Xena is starting to look more like her evil half. XENA I'm going to enjoy this. YLEINA I'm not afraid to die, Xena. XENA Then why'd you run? YLEINA What makes you think I was running? Before Xena can respond: GABRIELLE (O.S.) Xena?! Xena turns in the direction of Gabrielle's voice. XENA Guess we'll have to end this sooner that I'd hoped. Yleina looks grateful for that. Xena snaps Yleina's neck with her foot. A few beats and Gabrielle shows up. GABRIELLE There you are. XENA Worried? GABRIELLE Of course not. XENA (looking at sais) When you'd get those back? GABRIELLE I... Gabrielle's eyes trail over to Yleina's body. XENA I... I had to. GABRIELLE No need to get defensive. If you had to, you had to. I understand. XENA Let's get back to the battle. They start walking. GABRIELLE The battle's over. I came to tell you. EXT. FOREST 3 - DAY Xena and Gabrielle enter. They see that the Romans have killed not just the warriors, but the civilians too (men, women, and children). They're now stealing their enemies' goods. Gabrielle looks disgusted. Xena's outraged. XENA (to men) What are you doing?! WARRIOR 1 (smiling) Celebrating our victory. XENA Not like this, not while you're under my command. Put it back, all of you. WARRIOR 1 (draws his sword) Make us. The other Romans follow suit. There's about eight-thousand Romans. They look worn and they're all injured. Gabrielle steps in front of a concerned Xena, full of confidence. GABRIELLE I don't think you wanna do this. This is Xena -- the woman who single-handedly took out the Persian army, not to mention most of Olympus. A beat as the Romans take in Gabrielle's words. They sheathe their swords. WARRIOR 1 Sorry, Xena, we let our greed get the better of us. Xena looks at Gabrielle, smiles. XENA Forget about it. Let's get back to Rome. All of the Romans are in agreement. INT. CAESAR'S PALACE - MEETING HALL - DAY Xena and Gabrielle enter to see Nero wearing a laurel wreath and black robes. He looks morose. XENA Nero, I need to speak to your father immediately. Nero says nothing. He just keeps up his morose look. XENA What's going on? NERO My father... he's dead. XENA Who killed him? Nero looks taken aback. NERO Uh, no one. We were having dinner and shortly afterward, he was gone. XENA Someone could've poisoned his food. Again, Nero's surprised at Xena's declaration. NERO I'd doubt it. All of Rome loves Claudius. My mother's been grieving for days. Xena looks like she's just figured out something. Gabrielle notices. NERO Will you and Gabrielle be able to stay for the funeral? GABRIELLE No, we can't. We have to get back to Greece. Xena looks at Gabrielle, surprised. Nero looks at Xena, as though he's double checking Gabrielle's answer. Xena's face becomes blank. XENA Yeah, what she said. Do give Agrippina our regards. NERO Of course. Xena and Gabrielle turn to exit when: NERO Xena, what happened to Yleina? My mother will want to know. XENA (without turning around) She's dead. And she and Gabrielle keep on walking. INT. BOAT - ROOM - DAY Xena and Gabrielle enter. GABRIELLE What was going on back there? They sit on the bed. XENA I think we got played, not only by Yleina, but Callia and Nero as well. GABRIELLE Why? What happened? XENA Yleina was waiting for us when we arrived at the West Midlands and some of the things that Yleina said while we were fighting. It made me believe that our battle in Britannia was just one part in a big plan. Yleina's job was to kill me and regain custody of Britannia - GABRIELLE And Callia and Nero's job was to take over Rome. We have to do something. XENA We will, but first I wanna find Eve and keep her with us. I don't like her being out there alone if she's unwilling to defend herself, especially after what happened to us. This stings Gabrielle. GABRIELLE Xena, I have something to tell you. XENA What? GABRIELLE During our last battle in Britannia, I saw the man who... who... Xena puts her hand on Gabrielle's for support, and surprisingly, Gabrielle doesn't pull away. XENA It's alright, I know. GABRIELLE When I saw him, not only did I want to kill him, I made up my mind that I was going to kill him. I -- Xena hugs Gabrielle. XENA You have nothing to be ashamed of, Gabrielle, nothing. GABRIELLE Xena, you don't understand. I didn't just kill someone, I murdered someone. XENA I understand Gabrielle. Better than you think. INT. CAESAR'S PALACE - BEDROOM - NIGHT We see two people going at it under the covers. A beat, and they come up for air. It's Agrippina and Nero. AGRIPPINA So Yleina's dead? NERO Yeah. I'd reckon it was Xena who did her in. Nero turns to see Agrippina looking sad. NERO And I think Xena and Gabrielle are onto us. Agrippina sits upright, concerned. NERO They couldn't wait to get out of here once I told them of Claudius' death. And Xena -- she even figured out how we killed him. AGRIPPINA Yeah, she's always been extremely clever. NERO I have some good news, though. AGRIPPINA Yeah? NERO Suetonius Paulinius is dead. Our spies tell me it was Yleina who killed him with a spear. AGRIPPINA (smiling) He was the worst master I've ever had. They look up at the ceiling as we... FADE OUT. END[ top ]
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