~ Top Ten Signs You Are Hooked on Fan Fiction ~
by Godess of Stale Cereal

Disclaimer: I don't own Xena , Gabrielle , Joxer or Callisto. PG , folks. No CDs , childhoods , reload buttons or wild poultry was hurt during the writing of this story. To or three cups of coffee gave their lives though..This is my first attmept at anything so please send me something at xena_argo_and_gabby@go.com Flames will be stuck in my freezer..(DON'T ASK)

10. You have read more fanfic than Lunacy.

9.More fun than slamming your head into a wall.

8.Callisto always loses.

7.Gotta love all that wild poultry.

6.Xena or Gab's childhood is usually worse than mine..I love it.

5.Joxer's more pathetic than me.

4.You have broken countless CDs trying to be Xena.

3.You refer to all authors by first name or nickname.

2.You know all the names of the cast , staff , extras , lighting , props and setup crew

...and the number one sign you are hooked on fanfic... You can hit reload faster than anyone else in the world


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