We open with a shot of A peacful forest A busy village A cheezy tavern A good fishing spot The White House our camera slowly moves on A cute moment An arm wrestle A sword fight A slap fight A poker match between Xena and Gabrielle Meg and Joxer Dianna and Lilla Atolocus and Salmonious Ares and Aphrodite . Just as things are getting interesting, Discord Jeth Hope Argo The Writer appears, calling them away because of a Big party Very evil plot Dire situation Spell of boredom Casting Call caused by the villain of the week.

Our heroes, along with the rest of the cast, arrive just in time to Save the world Order the first pizza ever Get neato party hats Exchange quipps with the villain Be shot with an arrow . Quickly assessing the situation, Xena Gabrielle Meg Leia Ephany decides to Run and get help Bravely fight to the death Do a nifty anazon dance Sing a morbid death hymn Have a quick monolouge , while the others Build an ark Play trivial persuit Have a long deserved nap Hurl insults and rocks Devise a wonderful scheme .

Eventually, our heroes Get very tierd Get their butts kicked Realise there is more than meets the eye Blame everything on Callisto Have a bit too much to drink and go back to camp. While mulling it over that night, Xena Gabrielle Joxer Cupid Cleopatra decides that Their life has changed forever They know how to beat the enemy It's dangerous to walk around in the dark You shouldn't sleep so close to a fire They should've stayed home .

Come morning, they tell the rest of the group of their realization and are greeted with Quiet surprise and admiration Great enthusiasm Laughter and snide remarks A surprise party An empty camp-site . Soon after, the entire party is surprised when A circus clown A hooded figure A stripper named Tawny An ill tempered centaur A band of cowboys carrying vital information to the story line Falls out of a tree Apears in a puff of smoke Sings the Bananza song Ambushes them Confronts them .

After receiving the vital information, our heroic party sets forth anew. Working together, they decide that the best way to defeat their enemy is to Phone his house a million times Quietly gossip about him while he can hear them Confront him for one final duel Secratly begin stealing his shoes Cast a wicked spell . With this decided, they realize that they will require special help from Hercules Atolocus (who ran away) The Amazon Nation Xena'a Mum Pop sensation, the Spice Girls .

Seeking this help will take a great deal of courage, as they must travel to The house down the street China The future Bethlahem on a donkey Tartarus and back and they only have 10 minutes 100 years 24 hours Until the sand timer runs out Until the end of the show to do it.

Just as they are about to complete their journey they are set upon by A group of Irish Setters A digruntaled mob Bandits The villains henchmen A rather large group of rabid frogs . Fending off their attackers, each member does his part. Xena Wizzes her chakram through the air Uses her skills to hide in a tree Intimidates the enemy Decides to go fishing Is ticked off by this plot twist , Gabrielle Kicks ass with her staff Takes the oportunity to defend Xena'a honour Considers the terror of it all Gets everyone (and herself) to safety Uses her psychic powers once more while Ephany Sounds a amazon war cry Wonders what Gabby did with her staff Gets Xenan (and herself) to safety Sacrafices herself only to be saved Instructs others in the amazon way , Salmonious Suddenly has great fighting skill Tries to sell everyones weapons Runs and hides Looks for Atolocus (who has disapeared) Writes his will . Meanwhile, Meg Sees how long she can spin the chakram on her finger Takes gold off the dead bodies Springs into action Runs back to her brothel Impersonates Xena so that Leia can Preach like never before Commit suicide Get some speech theropy Convert Gabrielle Praise Hestia! while Diana Tosses the round killing thing Faints at the sight of blood Bonds with the peasents Lays rags on the soil Smiles for the camera . As the battle rages on, Joxer Becomes the hero no one knew he was Comes on to Gabrielle Becomes a fisherman Is reunited with Meg Runs far and fast . Lilla, who has been taken to safety Hides her face in fear Cheers loudly for Gabrielle Cheers loudly for Gabrielle but secretly for their enemies Goes home to mother Is recruited by Ephany and converted by Leia .

Finally, the battle draws to a close, and we see that The enemy has fallen asleep The enemy has fled The enemy is dead The situation has resolved itself The enemy was a mirage anyway . However, as the party meets its desired help, they realize that they are drawing near to their deadline. Following through with their plan, they stumble upon the villain, all bundled up for the night.

Drawing back the hood of our guest star, we see that it is none other than Callisto Valeska Daihok Ceasar Barney the Dinosaur ! Our heroes Gape in shock Regroup to form a new plan Laugh until they're sick Do the hokey pokey Nod in final understanding .

But it's too late, for the villain has arisen! As the two sides approach each other for a final showdown Xena Is blinded by her hate Falls over a cliff, barely able to hang on Curses and swears Devises a 'Xena Plan' Is more concerned with Gabrielle , while Gabrielle Is knocked down Realises her hate is consuming her Sacrafices herself to save Xena Is scarred for life Is imprisoned in a cage of fire . The others are All tied up in some way Kidnapped Lost in a maze of mirrors On the wrong set Trapped behind an invisible wall .

The situation looks grim indeed? but just at the last second, Tara Atolocus (hey, he's back!) Hope's son (the destroyer) Zeus Marcus (returning from the grave) saves the day by Pulling the plug on a BIG virtual reality game Conqouring the hate within themselves Rescuing one or more of our heros Unraveling the mystery of the Zars lost diamond Writing 'The End' on Gabs scroll .

As the episode wraps up our last minute hero Goes to do good in the world Thanks Xena for changing their life Dies in the arms of Xena/Gabrielle Sings a solom song Reveals that they too are evil . With that over and done with, Xena has time to say It was a good day of fighting Fish don't just catch themselves! This is great... now I can see where I've been! I can never forgive myself. No more living for you. as she and Gabrielle Walk into the sunset Wonder where they left Argo Realise Atolocus stoled the Zars diamond Trade knowing glances Clean up the mess this story left .

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