~ Laura & Kd's Retirement Ranch ~
by KTBard
Room Rates:
Callisto: A Warrior Queen sized bed and scream proof windows are available in this most luxurious room in the Ranch (Wall chains optional at extra cost) $ 200 p/n
Love Goddess: Pink, Pink and more pink! Queen sized bed and hot tub with essence of white chocolate?Guaranteed to make your love life sizzle! Pink PJ's at no extra charge! (Small, Blonde Bards optional at extra cost) $ 150 p/n
What Subtext?: A simple but functional room with two single beds. Drafty windows so you and your partner will have to sleep fully clothed. This room has plenty of candles to provide light for those long, meaningful looks (Hay for your horse and scrolls for goodbye letters available at extra cost) $ 100 p/n
Food Menu
Starters:
Mighty Rhubarb Soup: Known to bring down whole Armies!
Little Dumplings with Red Stuff Inside: Guaranteed to make your Warrior Princess beg!
Main Course:
Bard Burger: Tasty looking and well put together, this will make your heart burn!
Krishna Curry: This dish will help you find Your Way (to the bathroom)
Side Orders:
Sai Fries: Chew 'em up good, or they might just stick in your gut!
Chakram Onion Rings: These babies just keep coming back!
Deserts:
Cream Pie: So good, They even make Lachrymose laugh!!
Tenth Anniversary Cake: You gotta get a piece of this! (Lucy and Renee optional)
Drinks:
Port: For all good Warriors
Cider: For all good Bards
Fresh Spring Water: Bottled straight from the top of Mount Fuji?This stuff is so good you just gotta transfer it by mouth!
Thank you for staying at Laura & Kd's Retirement Ranch!!
(Please check in all weapons at the front desk)