~ Roses Are Red ~
by Lindsey L. Rush


Disclaimers: Xena, Gabrielle, Joxer, Argo etc. are copyright MCA /Universal.


ACT 1

 

 

FADE IN

EXT. OUTSIDE A CAVE AFTER HEAVY RAINS - DAY

Joxer emerges from the cave and trips on a stone. His face with mud, he picks up the chiseled stone and is about to heave it when the top of the stone falls off. He looks inside at the parchment and pulls it out, shoving the stone down into his armor.

JOXER

Hmmm. A map. Hey! I found something!

XENA

(as she passes by Joxer,

shoves him out of the way)

Yeah, what mud tastes like.

JOXER

(wiping his face as Gabrielle passes

him by, holds the map to her face)

I think that it?s lost treasure.

GABRIELLE:

Joxer, the only thing that?s lost, as usual,

is you.

XENA

(standing with Argo)

Well, we have a few days to kill. I say we go

fishing.

GABRIELLE

(curling her lips at the idea)

I say that we just enjoy nature, the peace and quiet.

Relax.

XENA

(curling her lips at the idea)

Gabrielle, the definition of relaxation is fishing.

It?s peaceful, quiet. How much closer to nature

can you get than by fishing?

JOXER

(frowning)

I say that we find the lost treasure.

Xena and Gabrielle ignore Joxer and keep talking.

GABRIELLE

I?d rather stay in the cave than go

fishing.

XENA

Well, I think that we should fish. That way

we?ll have fun and supper.

GABRIELLE

Why is it that you always get to choose what

we do whenever we have a few moments to

ourselves?

XENA

(shrugging)

Because I?m bigger and stronger?

GABRIELLE

Well, that and the fact that I always let

you. But the Denar stops here.

JOXER

What Denar?

GABRIELLE

It?s a figure of speech, Joxer.

XENA

Well, Gabrielle. You don?t have to fishing.

But I think that deep down inside, you really

want to. It?s you just haven?t gotten the hang

of it yet.

GABEIELLE

I like fishing as much as Joxer likes taking a

bath.

XENA

You hate it that much, huh?

JOXER

Hey!

GABRIELLE

(inhaling deeply)

Smell that nature, Xena. The birds, listen to

the crickets. Feel the sun upon your face.

CUT TO

DISTANCE IN THE FOREST - DAY

Everything is soggy, drips of waterfall from the leaves.

The clouds are just starting to fade.

 

 

JOXER

(inhaling deeply)

Hey, there?s no sun. All the crickets are

hiding and all I smell is Argo?s wet

dung...

Joxer peers over to Xena and swallows.

JOXER

Hmmmmm. Roses. Was Argo eating roses?

GABRIELLE

Perfect example of what I?m talking about.

Argo?s wet droppings do not smell like roses,

but in order not to offend the Warrior

Princess, Joxer would probably make a bouquet

out of it. And what?s this fun part you

mentioned a moment ago? Don?t you mean that Xena

will have fun?

XENA

Come on, Gabrielle. You obviously have

some issues on your chest, so why don?t you

just get them out?

GABRIELLE

My issue is fishing! I don?t want to go

fishing!

XENA

What if I promise that I?ll take my time

and teach you?

GABRIELLE

Forget it. Your eyes are already starting

to bulge out of their sockets. I?d rather

starve than go fishing. Besides you know how

you get when you?re around fish.

JOXER

Since you can?t decide on what to do, let?s

find the lost treasure.

Xena and Gabrielle snap their heads toward Joxer.

Joxer swallows and looks around at the trees, as if

he had said nothing.

XENA

What do you mean, ?the way I get??

GABRIELLE

Xena, please. Your eyes bulge out, like just now.

You get all hyper and you babble on without end...

You talk to the fish.

XENA

(insulted)

I do not! I mean I love fishing but my eyes do

not bulge out!

JOXER

(clearing his throat)

As a matter of fact, Xena, yes they do.

Joxer begins to form huge circles around his eyes with his hands, to mimic the size of Xena?s eyes.

Xena growls at Joxer.

Joxer quickly closes the circles into fists and rubs his eyes and then stretches. He yawns.

JOXER

Yep. This weather sure makes me sleepy.

GABRIELLE

(shaking her head)

Well, it?s not one of my favorite extra-curricular

activities. Besides, I don?t see any water around

anywhere.

GABRIELLE

(whispering under her breath)

Thank the Gods.

XENA

OK, Gabrielle. If you can find one dry spot

after such heavy rains, then I?ll be the first

kick back, relax and gaze at the sky. As you

everything is drenched.

XENA

(whispering, under her breath)

Thank the Gods.

JOXER

(mumbling)

One wants to do something; the other wants to

do nothing, while I have in my hand, a map to

lost treasure...Hmmm, let?s see.. tough decision

on what we should be doing.

XENA

(without turning to Joxer)

Did you say something, Joxer?

JOXER

(eyes widen)

Me? No. Of course not.

Joxer clenches the map in his hand.

 

GABRIELLE

(shaking her head)

Joxer! Stand up for yourself. Say what

what want to say without cushioning every

word or backing down! What are you going

to do? Hurt Xena?s feelings?

JOXER

Maybe, but she might hurt me.

GABRIELLE

(frustrated)

I just don?t get it. I say something and

it?s a joke. No one takes me seriously

without a challenge. Xena say?s go to

Tartarus, and everyone says, point the way.

XENA

Oh, I see what this is about.

GABREILLE

Oh, you do now, do you?

XENA

Gabrielle, there is no honor or pride in fear.

And that?s what most people respond to when I?m

around; taking or receiving something because

people are afraid of you only means that there?ll

always be someone out there ready to plunge a

dagger into your back. And there will always be

people who see what I used to be, who only remember

the bad things about me and respect me not for who

I am now, but what I used to be, because of fear.

My past could never be erased, not in my mind nor

anyone else?s that was a part of that dark time. At

least you gain respect by proving that you deserve

it, by demanding it in an honorable way.

GABRIELLE

At least no one questions you.

XENA

Except for you.

Gabrielle smiles.

GABRIELLE

You?re right. I stand up to you don?t I?

XENA

You sure do.

GABRIELLE

Then we?re not going fishing!

XENA

We are to!

GABRIELLE

Are not!

 

JOXER

And the battle comes to a standstill!

The Warrior Princess and the Bard...

Gabrielle cut?s Joxer off.

GABRIELLE

Excuse me. It?s the Bard and the Warrior

Princess.

JOXER

Come on, guys. We?re not getting anywhere.

Xena and Gabrielle both sigh and look around.

XENA

(sighing)

You know, we?ve never been this far east.

GABRIELLE

Why are we this far east?

Xena and Gabrielle turn to Joxer

XENA

Because someone got lost.

GABRIELLE

(frowning)

Oh Yeah.

JOXER

(hesitating)

I was not lost. I just wasn?t sure of

where I was going.

XENA

Joxer you would have never been chased by

that warrior if you weren?t such a bumbling

fool.

JOXER

How was I supposed to know that his foot was

still in his shoe? I was only trying to scrape

the little yellow bird...

XENA

(cutting Joxer off)

Please Joxer, spare us the details.

GABRIELLE

(shaking her head)

Only you, Joxer, only you.

XENA

We?re lucky that you left enough tracks behind

for us to find you. I mean, just when did you plan

to stop running? When you reached Tartarus?!

JOXER

(slapping his chest)

Warriors never run... Jog, maybe, sometimes

but never run.

XENA

Let me put it this way, Joxer. You were

running so fast that you blazed a trail

behind you. We followed the singed grass.

GABRIELLE

(leering)

Let?s flip for it.

XENA

(eyes turning to slits)

Heads I win. Tales you lose.

GABRIELLE

It?s a deal.

JOXER

(suspicious-rubbing his chin)

That?s good, Xena. You win in either case.

You see, a Denar only has two sides and if

it lands on the head you win. If it lands on

the tale, Gabrielle loses and you still win.

Xena rolls her eyes, baring her teeth at Joxer.

Joxer?s eyes widen and he gulps.

GABRIELLE

(eyes becomes slits as she looks at Xena)

Heads I win; tales you lose, ha, ha, very funny,

Xena. We?re not going fishing!

XENA

(running to Joxer and flipping him

into the air)

Who said anything about a Denar?!

Joxer flips though the air and lands on his head against a tree.

XENA

Yesss!

Joxer falls to his side.

GABRIELLE

Ha! you lose!

XENA

(looking at Joxer)

I don?t see him standing on his feet. You

lose too.

JOXER

(struggling to stand but falling back

down)

I win... Maybe not.

 

 

CUT TO

MIDDLE OF LUSH FOREST - DAY

JOXER

Now let?s see...

Xena snatches the map from Joxer.

XENA

You idiot! You?ve been reading it

upside-down!

Joxer has disappeared.

GABRIELLE

Where?d Joxer go?

Gabrielle walks a few feet and disappears.

XENA

(running in direction Gabrielle

disappeared)

Gabrielle!

CUT TO:

EXT. GARDEN OF ROSES -DAY

GABRIELLE

(looking from within the massive trees)

It?s beautiful!

XENA frowns. It as if they had walked through an invisible wall and are in another world filled with roses.

Xena and Gabrielle see Joxer a few feet away.

Joxer tries to pick a red rose but it won?t uproot or break. He pricks himself with the thorns. He finally sits down and begins to pluck the petals.

JOXER

She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me...

Female Apparition appears - Keeper of the Gates.

KEEPER

You have awakened them from their sleep,

by plucking the petals that were yours not

to reap.

GABRIELLE:

Who are you? What are you talking about

XENA

(as Joxer smells the rose)

Joxer, no!

Joxer has already inhaled the scent of the rose and his eyes

roll in his head. He yawns and falls to the ground. He begins to snore.

KEEPER

(swinging her arm over to Joxer)

Roses are red,

Some are white,

to inhale those colors,

will bring you eternal night.

GABRIELLE (running to Joxer)

Now you tell us!

KEEPER

(peering over at single black rose in garden)

Black is the sacred color of she,

but to be cut by one, death will come instantly.

XENA

What is this place?!

KEEPER

(uninterested, looking at her fingernails)

She with two heads and four eyes you will

have to slay,

or your souls will be hers,

comes end of day.

Keeper disappears and suddenly re-appears.

KEEPER

(yawning)

Oh, I forgot, the yellow ones turn you into

stone, so try to keep clear of them. At least

you?ll have a sporting chance.

Xena looks around at the eternal rose garden. She stands where they entered the garden, but beyond the row of trees are more trees. She runs to Joxer and begins to feel his body. She finds the stone. She rubs her hand over the engravement that was filled in with mud. The engravement is of a woman with snakes as her hair... Medusa.

XENA

(whispering-fear and desperation)

Garden of the Gorgons.

 

 

ACT II

 

FADE IN

EXT. GARDEN OF THE GORGONS- DAY

 

Gabrielle is trying to slap Joxer awake.

XENA

It?s no use, Gabrielle.

GABRIELLE

Xena, where are we, really?

XENA

The Garden of the Gorgons.

GABRIELLE

The Gorgons? But Medusa was killed by Perseus.

XENA

There were three sisters. Medusa was the only

mortal one. The other two were Gods.

GABRIELLE:

That?s just great.

Gabrielle kicks Joxer.

XENA

The other two sisters were Sthenno and Euryale,

demi gods, before the Titans. After Medusa?s

head was taken by Perseus, Athena condemned

the sisters to a lost garden of roses. It

represented the beauty that only they could never

have, internally or externally. And although the

roses were beautiful, the sisters could never touch

them or they would be condemned to the fate that

each rose carried.

GABRIELLE

I?m ready to leave now. How do we get out?

XENA

I don?t know, Gabrielle.

GABRIELLE

There was a way in so there must be a way out.

 

 

XENA

It was said that only fools could enter the

garden.

GABRIELLE

Well, he did, so what are we doing here?

XENA

I guess that we were fools to follow him. Argo

seems to be the only logical one between us.

Gabrielle kicks Joxer.

XENA

Gabrielle, we need to figure out the riddle or

we won?t stand a chance.

GABRIELLE

(taking a deep breath and exhales)

OK. First, we have no stay away from the

roses.

XENA

(sarcastically)

Brilliant idea. I knew that we should have gone

fishing.

GABRIELLE

You know, it?s odd that I?ve never heard of this

place. I know many of the tales, but not this one.

XENA

Not many have, Gabrielle. It?s said that once

every hundred years, this garden appears to reap

from the world of as many fools as it can snag...

in that one day.

GABRIELLE

(abrupt laugh of desperation)

What are the odds that we?d come upon it? One

day, in one hundred years, we happen to pick the

unlucky one?

XENA

Let me put it this way. If there was a needle in a

haystack the size of Athens, Joxer would be the

first to find it, when he wasn?t even looking for

it.

GABRIELLE

(talking to herself)

(CONTINUED)

GABRIELLE (Continued)

When we get out of here, Joxer is going to be

scraping himself off of the bottom of my shoes. He

thinks that little yellow bird, that got us into this

mess, was flat, he?ll feel really flat when I?m

through with him.

XENA

Gabrielle, it?s mid-day. We don?t have much time.

GABRIELLE

(snarling down at Joxer)

Well if I start now, will he be able to feel as

I jump up and down on his chest?!

 

XENA

(grabbing Gabrielle?s shoulders)

Calm down. We?ll find a way out.

Xena paces back and forth.

XENA

Come on, Gabrielle. Help me...

You have awakened them from their sleep,

by plucking the petals that were not yours

not to reap.

GABRIELLE

They know that we?re here.

Pause of desperation:

GABRIELLE

She with two heads and four eyes you will

have to slay,

or your souls will be hers

comes end of day...

So we just sneak up on them and chop of their

heads.

XENA

It doesn?t make sense. The Keeper referred

to the Gorgons as ?them? but then she said ?she?

which is one. She with two heads and four eyes.

And just how do you slay a God?

GABRIELLE

Xena, she said that we would have to slay her,

so there must be a way... The Hynds Blood Dagger?

 

 

XENA

That would come in handy right about now, but

as you can see, we?re not that fortunate.

JOXER

(talking in his sleep)

What an ugly woman.

Xena and Gabrielle turn to Joxer.

GABRIELLE

Only Joxer could be condemned for eternity but

still talk in his sleep.

XENA

(frowning, looking at the stone

in her hand)

He never saw the engravement. The map!

Xena looks on the back side the map. There is a drawing of Athena and below her, the sisters Sthenno and Euryale in a

side profile, one head but two faces on either side. There

is a dagger running through the body.

XENA

(angered)

This was on the map and the fool saw it?!

GABRIELLE

(dumbfounded, softly)

And we followed him.

Gabrielle kicks Joxer.

XENA

Of course we could enter. Who else in Tartarus

would even contemplate following the village

idiot?

Gabrielle kicks Joxer again.

GABRIELLE

What does it mean, Xena?

XENA

The sisters were the only ones that could look

at each other. Athena must have merged them into

one, their head having faces on separate sides so

they could never see each other again.

GABRIELLE

There goes sneaking up on them.

KEEPER

(appearing)

To figure out the riddle of two heads and

four eyes,

the Sword of Perseus is your prize.

Remember, she must be slain by end of day,

prepare yourselves for now, the Gorgon comes

this way.

XENA

Wait!

KEEPER

(reappearing)

I don?t do overtime. Figure out the next riddle

and I?ll be back.

GABRIELLE

What riddle?!

XENA

Come on Gabrielle. We have to get going!

 

GABRIELLE

Where and what about Joxer?

XENA

They?ll be after us. He?ll be OK. He?s asleep.

He can?t see them and it?s better this way.

After all, he?ll only get in our way.

Joxer rolls and his hand falls near the black rose.

Gabrielle quickly hits the rose with her staff.

A terrible cry rises from the distance.

Xena and Gabrielle drag Joxer into the clear and lay him next to a tree.

CUT TO

DISTANCE IN THE GARDEN - DAY

A quick view of the Gorgons as they head toward Xena and Gabrielle. The Gorgons sniff into the air and let out a roar.

 

ACT III

FADE IN

EXT. GARDEN OF THE GORGONS- DAY

The Gorgons hunt Xena and Gabrielle. Xena and Gabrielle stop to rest against a tree

XENA

(exhaling, looking at the Sword)

of Perseus))

The sword of Perseus. Even if the Gorgons were

belittled from Gods to immortals and merged into one,

Perseus? sword killed a mortal not an immortal.

GABRIELLE

By taking her head. She had one head.

KEEPER

(appearing)

You?re good at riddles, aren?t you? Finally some

live ones.

The Gorgon?s head the sword can take...

Keeper pauses.

GABRIELLE

Well?!

 

KEEPER

No mortal has ever gotten this far, OK. So just

keep your shirt on.

Keeper searches her pockets.

KEEPER

Can?t find my hand scroll, so I?ll just have to

improvise.

The Gorgon?s head the sword can take...

but the sword can only swing at a mark

that it can see.

Keeper shrugs her shoulders.

GABRIELLE

That does not rhyme.

KEEPER

(frowning - disappearing)

Don?t push me, Blondie!

XENA

So she?s immortal but Perseus? sword can take

her head. She can die. How in Tartarus can I take

her head if she has two faces? Surely I?ll turn

to stone.

KEEPER

(appearing-clapping)

Find the one that the sword can see

that it?s blade will cut and set you free.

 

GABRIELLE

My head hurts.

KEEPER

Does it have anything to do with being blonde?

There is crackling within the trees.

Keeper disappears.

Xena and Gabrielle begin to run.

CUT TO

DISTANCE IN THE GARDEN- LEGS RUNNING - DAY

Gabrielle has been separated from Xena and as she runs, peering over her shoulder, she collides with something from the opposite direction.

Gabrielle scurries to her feet and presses herself against a tree behind her.

Princess Ariea rolls forward and springs to her feet, swinging her sword at Gabrielle?s neck.

GABRIELLE

(shrieking scream)

ACT IV

FADE IN

EXT. GARDEN OF THE GORGONS- DAY

Princess Ariea?s sword stops centimeters from Gabrielle?s neck. She reaches out and feels Gabrielle?s face.

PRINCESS ARIEA

To pretty to be a Gorgon.

Princess Ariea suddenly drops to her knees, facing Gabrielle, and thrusts her sword backwards, stabbing a barbarian in his stomach. He falls to his knees with his sword raised above his head, falls to the ground.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(kneeling down and touching

Barbarian?s face)

If it sounds like a Barbarian and smells like

a Barbarian, then it?s a Barbarian.

Xena suddenly appears and Princess Ariea quickly stands, clutching Gabrielle behind her and places her sword to Xena?s throat.

PRINCESS ARIEA

If it is like the wind on a windless day,

then it must be Amazon. Be you friend or foe,

Amazon?

Gabrielle runs to Xena.

XENA

I am no emery of yours.

Gabrielle, are you all right?

GABRIELLE

(shaken)

Yes. I mean, she almost took my life and

then she saved it.

XENA

Who are you?

Gabrielle observes the young woman warrior.

 

GABRIELLE

You?re blind aren?t you?

 

Princess Ariea turns away. She slides her sword into her sheath and begins to walk away.

GABRIELLE

Wait... Xena, maybe we can use her help.

At the mention on Xena?s name, Princess Ariea stops and turns in Xena?s and Gabrielle?s direction.

PRINCESS ARIEA

Xena? Warrior Princess?

XENA

Yes.

PRINCESS ARIEA

Perhaps... That?s why I thought you were

Amazon, but Xena is no fool. This garden

would never allow her entrance.

Princess Ariea sighs and turns to walk away.

XENA

This garden allowed us entrance because we

were fools to have followed a fool here...

Now who are you and who?s he?

Xena uses the tip of her foot to roll the barbarian over.

PRINCESS ARIEA

I am Ariea.

Xena grows suspicious. The young woman warrior reminds her of someone from her past, but surely, it could not be the same person. Xena knew of a Princess Ariea, met her once a long time ago, in battle. Flashes of Xena?s past run through her head. Xena?s Army had attacked King Dante?s kingdom. But his army, led by his daughter, had fought them to a

standstill. The battle was great and the losses many, but, Princess Ariea had refused to back down. During a cold night, Princess Ariea had silently entered Xena?s tent. Xena could still remember the cold steel of the dagger?s blade against her throat.

CUT TO

(XENA?S PAST) IN A TENT - NIGHT

Princess Ariea has a healing cut across her left cheek as she presses the dagger against Xena?s throat. She brings her face inches away from Xena?s.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(whispering)

I can end this right now.

XENA

(smirking)

Then end it.

PRINCESS ARIEA

You welcome death as quickly as you welcome war.

To kill you this way carries no honor. If we were

in battle, it would be different.

XENA

(confused then gargled laugh)

You better learn quickly, little girl, because I

wouldn?t give it a second though of killing you if

I had the chance. War has no honor, except among

fools.

PRINCESS ARIEA

Take what?s left of your army and leave. The battle

is over.

XENA

We haven?t begun to fight. They send a gutless

little girl to kill me. A way in but no way out.

You didn?t think of that did you.

Princess Ariea looks around. Xena grabs the dagger and flips Princess Ariea onto her back. Xena straddles her. She raises the dagger into the air and stops. She reaches down and pulls the crest that hangs from the gold chain around the girl?s neck. Xena frowns and then grins. She uses the dagger to rip the girl?s clothes open. There she sees the birthmark in close likeness to the Crest of the Dante Kingdom.

 

XENA

(surprised and angered)

You?! You?re the one leading King Dante?s

army...that fought my army to a standstill... Well,

you should fetch a handsome price... I smell

profit...lots of it. You?re a fool for not killing

me when you had the chance, Princess.

Princess Ariea?s men suddenly burst into the tent. They have surrounded and captured most of Xena?s men. Princess Ariea has rolled away from Xena and as her men converge upon Xena, Princess Ariea steps in front of them.

PRINCESS ARIEA

No more. There will be no more bloodshed.

1ST WARRIOR

King Dante has order her death.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(drawing her sword)

And Princess Ariea, the leader of this army, has

ordered her release. Now step aside, soldier.

2ND WARRIOR

(pointing to Xena with his sword)

That hydra dies this night.

PRINCESS ARIEA

And so will you, soldier, if you do not step aside!

The warriors step aside as Xena and Princess Ariea exit the tent. Princess Ariea walks Xena to a horse.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(shouting to her men)

Let no sword be drawn and let no arrows fly! Xena

has been granted safe passage from our kingdom!

As Xena rides away, she peers over her shoulder to princess Ariea.

CUT TO

GARDEN OF THE GORGONS - DAY

XENA

Why didn?t you kill me when you had the chance?

PRINCESS ARIEA

(drawing her sword and then lowering

it)

We had already dismantled your army but I saw

something within you, Xena that I simply could not

destroy. You and your army had slaughtered

hundreds of my subjects, killed many of my best

men, but there was something within you, a light

that none other could see, that I could not kill

or let die. There were several times in battle

when I clear shots that would have easily ended

your life, your reign of terror and I could never

understand what held my hand fast, until I was in

that tent, watching you sleep.

Xena has disappeared and suddenly reappears in front of Princess Ariea, taking her sword from her hands.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(hanging her head)

I guess I welcome death after having been in this

forsaken place for so long.

Silence.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(unbuttoning her shirt)

You hesitate... Yes, Xena... I am Princess Ariea.

Do what you so wished so long ago. There is no

profit here.

Princess Ariea opens her shirt to expose the Dante Crest, hanging from the gold chain and the birthmark in close likeness to the crest.

Gabrielle gasps and turns her face at Princess? Ariea bare chest.

Xena reaches out and touches the birthmark.

A sharp gasp escapes Princess Ariea?s lips.

Xena hands Princess Ariea her sword and buttons her shit.

XENA

I have no intention of killing you. I am

not the same person that I used to be.

GABRIELLE

It?s true. Xena has changed.

XENA

What are you doing here?

PRINCESS ARIEA

The wrath of the God of War.

XENA

And your sight?

PRINCESS LIEA

Punishment by Ares.

GABRIELLE

I don?t understand.

PRINCESS ARIEA

That night that I granted Xena safe passage

from our kingdom, but took prisoner most of

what was left of her army, Ares visited.

He was angered that I ended the battle,

(CONTINUED)

PRINCESS ARIEA (Continued)

refusing to further kill in his name by

executing the prisoners. He was even more

furious that I did not even attempt to kill

Xena when I had the chance. I told him that I

was not nor ever would fight in praise of him,

nor shed blood unless it was to defend my

kingdom. That I simply could not see myself

killing Xena, who was unarmed.

GABRIELLE

Xena is always armed, weapon or not.

PRINCESS ARIEA

Like Xena, Ares called me a fool. He said that

if I could not see myself killing Xena, then I

could not see myself at all, nor anything

else, ever again. In his anger, he threatened

to destroy my kingdom and everything that

moved within it. If I joined him, my kingdom

would be safe... All I had to do was find Xena

and join her...

XENA

And you made a deal with Ares?

PRINCESS LIEA

No. I refused and he expelled me to this place

without sight, until I call his name and

prepare to do his bidding. He granted me

immunity from the roses and the beast within

this place... by taking my sight. The beast

does not hunger, at least not for flesh,

but when it thirsts for sport, it hunts.

Princess Ariea turns and lifts her shirt. There are several claw marks running down her back.

PRINCESS ARIEA

I don?t know how long I?ve been here.

XENA

It?s been five years.

PRINCESS ARIEA

What of my father, my kingdom?

XENA

(placing her hand on Ariea?s shoulder)

I?m sorry... Your brother is now King. Your

father had given up hope that you would ever

return. He?s been heartbroken ever since you

disappeared. Your brother reported that

that they had found your body, only

recognizable by the crest in a nearby an

(CONTINUED)

XENA (Continued)

abandoned camp site and declared himself

the new king. Your father resigned himself

to the royal chambers and has not been seen

since. That was two years ago.

GABRIELLE

(looking down at the dead barbarian)

So who?s the Barbarian?

PRINCESS ARIEA

Now and then, for what ever spur of the

moment foolish deed, decision, or deal with

the Gods, someone like him is sucked into this

place, or sent. Those that I have encountered

have been sent by Ares to persuade me...

XENA

Well, we have but one chance to get

out of here before this garden disappears

for another hundred years. You?re protected

by Ares but we?re not. We have until dusk

to find a way out.

XENA

Has the Keeper ever given you any hints?

PRINCESS ARIEA

The Keeper of the Gates? Her words upon

my ears were silence by Ares. All I ever

heard was her speak her own name and then

silence. I was deaf and blind to her.

GABRIELLE

Well, she?s been giving us hints that

don?t make sense. Xena was given the

Sword of Perseus and the Keeper said that

we?d have to find the one that the sword

can see, whose blade will cut and set us

free.

There is a whizzing sound of an incoming arrow. Princess Ariea leaps through the air and Xena catches her in her arms as the arrow enters Ariea?s back. Princess Ariea grunts in pain.

PRINCESS ARIEA

What a bitch... The beast is near.

Xena reaches to touch the arrow embedded in Princess Ariea?s back.

PRINCESS AIREA

No! That of which is hers carries her

damnation. You touch it and you?ll

turn to stone.

GABRIELLE

What are we to do? Let you bleed to death?

PRINCESS ARIEA

I can be hurt, but I cannot die... at least

not by the hands of the Gorgons. You must go.

Now.

Princess Ariea grits her teeth as she breaks the arrow that protrudes from her shoulder. She screams in pain. She pulls the other piece out of her back. She walks to a tree and slides down to a sitting position.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(as her eyes close)

Go. I will be asleep until my body heals

itself. It?s not the first arrow....

Xena and Gabrielle drag Princess Ariea deeper within the trees.

1st GORGON

(sniffing the air)

I smell them, two of them.

2ND GORGON

We will hunt and they will run,

but hope will be no more with the setting

of the sun.

Xena and Gabrielle run in the opposite direction of the voices.

ACT V

GARDEN OF THE GORGONS - DAY

XENA

Find the one that the sword can see. Hmmm.

We are the wielders of the sword, and the sword

can only see what we can see. Its blade can only

cut what our eyes can behold. Gabrielle, it?s

not the Gorgon?s head that we?re after. It?s

something else. Something much more obvious.

KEEPER

(appears sighing)

All this appearing and re-appearing is getting

me air sick.

GABRIELLE

You know, that must feel like seasickness. Boat

rocking back and forth, your stomach churning

like...

 

 

 

KEEPER

(turning to Xena)

My condolences. You must suffer a great deal to

put up with the likes of her.

XENA

We figured out the last riddle. So what?s the

next one.

KEEPER

(rolling her eyes and peering at Gabrielle)

I?ll be back. I have make sure that my riddle

rhymes.

GABRIELLE

Wait! I was just kidding. You don?t have to

rhyme.(Voice drops) Great, an apparition with

an attitude.

 

XENA

We?re missing something, Gabrielle. Something so

simple that only a fool would find it.

GABRIELLE

Xena, if you haven?t noticed, Joxer isn?t

available.

KEEPER

(reappearing)

Upon the last, I think you?ll see,

the color in this garden that will set you free.

The Keeper grins as she peers over to Gabrielle.

GABRIELLE

(shaking her head)

Better, but a bit repetitious aren?t you?

XENA

(angered)

Gabrielle!

KEEPER

(as she disappears)

After you?ve turned to stone, if you?re that

lucky, I?m going to bury you upside-down in the

garden, with your feet sticking out, so I won?t

have to see your face, which would remind me of

your aggravating voice!

XENA

Great, now you?ve gotten us on her bad side.

 

 

 

 

GABRIELLE

Xena, she doesn?t have a good side.

XENA

Point taken. Now let?s put our heads together and

figure this out.

GABRIELLE

Upon the last I think you?ll see,

the color in this garden that will set you free.

Gabrielle gasps and turns to the roses.

GARBEIEEL

Oh no. Xena. It?s all a lie. The riddles. They

all lead back to those forsaken roses. The only

way to freedom is to choose they way we want

to die, before the Gorgon gets to us.

ACT VI

GARDEN OF THE GORGONS -DAY

 

Xena leans against a tree, thinking.

GABRIELLE

We?re really going to die. Xena at least I get the

chance to say goodbye. (monotone) Ha, I just made a

rhyme. Die - good-bye.

XENA

Gabrielle, we?re not dead yet. Now be quiet. The

Keeper has given us all of the riddles. Each one

contains something that equals the final answer

that we?re looking for.

GABRIELLE

Yeah, death.

A warrior suddenly emerges from the trees and charges Xena.

Swords clash, a fight ensues. Xena finally kills the warrior. Ares appears clapping.

ARES

(appears, looking at dead warrior)

They?re damned if they do, and damned if they don?t.

Fools for accepting the deal and fools if they

don?t. Godhood could be such a sweet thing.

XENA

There is nothing enticing about controlling mortal

fates, twisting lives to suit your own petty wants,

Ares.

 

ARES

Don?t knock it till you try it, Xena. You would make

a great God.

XENA

What do you want, Ares?

ARES

Xena, Xena, Xena. All of this time, I?ve been

pitting my best warriors against you, and all it took

was a bumbling fool.

XENA

If you came to gloat, Ares, do it and go!

ARES

Xena, you?re not fighting a warrior this time; you?re

not even fighting the God of War. You?re fighting

fate and it is inevitable.

XENA

Like I said, what do you want, Ares?

ARES

Must you even ask? What I?ve always wanted.

Join me, and I?ll take you out of this forsaken

place.

Xena looks to Gabrielle.

ARES

I still don?t know what you see in her, but hey, to

each his own. I?ll take you both out.

GABRIELLE

And what about Joxer?

ARES

(laughing)

The fool that led you here? His existence has no

bearing in this world. If he lives or dies, it

doesn?t make a bit of difference to anyone, or

anything. As a matter of fact, I would think that

you would want to rid yourselves of him. Have you

noticed that every time he?s around, you end up in a

situation like this? You know, if he?s good for

anything, it?s the amusement that he gives the Gods

by his foolish hindrance upon mortals.

GABRIELLE

Maybe he means nothing to you, Ares, but he has

something that you will never have.

ARES

And what?s that? Ultimate stupidity?

GABRIELLE

Joxer has us. We love him and care about him.

ARES

You didn?t love him when he led you here. What was that about jumping on his chest? Xena,

time is of the essence. What will it be? The

Gorgons, or me?

XENA

(turning to Gabrielle)

Gabrielle, do you know what this would mean?

ARES

It would mean leading my army, where you belong!

It would mean power and fear... and being where

you once were. On top of the world, where your name

was spoken of as if you were a God.

XENA

Power through fear...It would mean killing, shedding

of innocent blood.

ARES

Only for those that defy you. You are the shepherd

and they are the flock. You lead; they follow.

It?s as simple as that.

XENA

When it comes to you Ares, nothing is as simple as

that.

ARES

Well, now that you mention it, I expect that when

you?re not at war or pillaging some helpless

village, that you join me for some, rest and

relaxation, if you know what I mean.

 

GABRIELLE

(angered)

Maybe it would be better to choose our own fates.

After all, the God of War is hardly known for

keeping his word.

ARES

Oh, I will take you out of here, if Xena

accepts my offer. I?ll even throw in the idiot,

if it sweetens the offer. What?ll it be, Xena?

XENA

Gabrielle, saving you is more important to me than

saving myself.

ARES

Come on. It?s not like you have a choice here. Soon,

it will be day?s end. You can either turn to stone,

lose your souls, or accept my offer.

XENA

You know the answer, don?t you Ares? You know the

answer to these riddles.

ARES

(looking to the roses, then Xena)

Beautiful to look at, forbidden to hold,

Having so many truths, left untold.

They remind me of you, in so many ways,

By Zeus, how long I?ve waited and counted the days.

Not by a warrior, but by a fool you were delivered

unto me,

At last you?re mine, no fight, no trickery.

GABRIELLE

What is it with this place? Everybody?s a poet.

ARES

Come one, Xena. Wake up and smell the roses. It?s

obvious that you have but one chance, here. Join

me. One chance, no matter how dark it may seem.

XENA

That?s it! One dark chance. The roses!

Ares frowns.

XENA

No deal, Ares! It?s going to take more that a Gorgon

for me to join you.

ARES

(as he disappears)

Well, my sweet, it was nice knowing you.

GABRIELLE

Xena, you could have tricked him like you?ve done

before. He was our only way out.

XENA

Gabrielle, the Keeper said, ?Upon the last, I think

you?ll see, the color in this garden that will set

you free.?

GABRIELLE

(frowning)

Pick your poison, right, Choose between facing the

Gorgons or the several different ways to die that

the roses can give us.

XENA

I think that the last means the only one. Upon the

last, we can see the rose in the garden that will

set us free. Black is the sacred color of she

but to be cut by one, death will come instantly.

(CONTINUED)

XENA (Continued)

The thorns prick, not cut. The black rose is the

only one of its kind in the garden... so obvious at

the entrance.

GABRIELLE

Maybe you?re right, Xena. The black rose

brings instant death, not just to mortals but to the

Gorgon.

XENA

She cried out when you bashed it with your staff.

GABRIELLE

(gripping her staff)

Let?s go whack it a couple more times to be sure.

XENA

(thinking-nodding)

That?s it. The sword was never meant for the

Gorgon?s head. It was meant for that one black

rose. The sword can only swing at a mark

that it can see. That?s why it?s so sacred to her.

It is as immortal as the Gorgon and she suffers the

same fate as the roses. And all this time, it was

right under our noses.

GABRIELLE

Hey, you just made a rhyme. Roses, noses.

Keeper appears wearing a bib with food stains on it. She frowns.

KEEPER

You?ve figured out the riddles, now be quick from

this place,

For the Gorgon has gone to guard the rose, with

her ugly face.

GABRIELLE

How?d she know that we figured the out riddle?

KEEPER

A little bird told her, so she can finish eating in

peace! These constant interruptions are annoying

me.

XENA

(begins to run)

Come on, Gabrielle. We have to get to that rose!

And the sun is about to set.

They can hear the Gorgons talking.

1ST FACE

This is all your fault. All you want to do is sleep.

If you?d gotten your lazy carcass up when the petals

were plucked, they?d never have gotten this far.

2ND FACE

How was I supposed to know that there were three

of them?

 

1ST FACE

Like I said, if you had gotten your lazy carcass

up.

2ND FACE

All you ever do is complain. I should have been

the only one to have a mouth.

1ST FACE

At least, my scenery all day isn?t my backside.

2ND FACE

Look, the sun is about to set. They will never

get to the rose, even if they try. We?re either

going to have three more statues, or three more

roses spring up in the garden, so don?t get your

scales in a bind, sister.

GABRIELLE

Xena, did you hear that? These roses are the souls

of their victims, if they?re not turned to stone.

So many of them. We?re doomed.

1ST FACE

Little pigs, little pigs, please come near,

2ND FACE

Look at our faces and the snakes of our hair,

1ST FACE

Lose your soul or be you stone,

2ND FACE

Your time has run out and you?re all alone.

1ST FACE

The riddles you?ve solved and freedom is the rose,

2ND FACE

But how will you cut it, when it lays at our toes?

Gorgons begin to laugh.

1ST FACE

Tick, tock, tick tock.

XENA

I?m going to go out there Gabrielle. At least you?ll

have a chance if I can get to that rose.

GABRIELLE

No, Xena. I can?t let you that. I could never live

with myself knowing that you sacrificed your life

while I stood by. We do this together.

Keeper appears

GABRIELLE

How was dinner? You big rat.

KEEPER

(to Xena)

Never have I met a fool so intelligent, tantalizing

and brave,

Perhaps this once, a soul I can save,

But my every word shall come at a price,

all you have to do my pretty, is be extremely nice.

Comply with my wish and your reward shall be,

warrior by my side, this garden, forever yours to

oversee.

KEEPER

(to Gabrielle)

Hit the road, Blondie, or should I say the roses.

XENA

I think that you?ve been here a tad bit too

long. Stick to your riddles.

KEEPER

Have it your way. I think that I?ll put you, right

over there when the Gorgon turns you into stone.

GABRIELLE

Xena! What are you doing?

Gabrielle runs over to Xena and begins to whisper:

GABRIELLE

Xena, we?re at the end. Save yourself. Tell her how

beautiful she is; how creative her riddles are, be

nice.

XENA

I don?t think that she means nice in that way,

Gabrielle and besides, it?s like what you said.

We?re in this together.

XENA

(to Keeper)

Nice try, Ares.

Keeper transforms into Ares.

ARES

(shaking his head)

By Zeus you?re still so good! What gave me

away?

XENA

(curling her lips)

That insatiable look in your eyes and the fact

that the Keeper couldn?t rhyme to save her

existence.

ARES

(as he disappears)

I?m really going to miss you, Xena.

All of a sudden, they hear kissing and the Gorgons crying out.

Joxer is sleepwalking and dreams that he is kissing Gabrielle, but is trying to kiss the Gorgons.

The Gorgons begins to run, never having been accosted before by a mortal, especially one who attempted to kiss them, who did not turn to stone as their face met hers.

Xena springs over to the rose and chops it at the stem until it separates and falls to the ground.

Lightening ignites in the sky. Perseus? sword leaves Xena?s hand and imbeds itself in the Gorgons? chest. She screams out and turns into dust. Each rose begins to vaporize and form into a person, their souls having been set free from within the roses. The look to Xena in appreciation and disappear.

KEEPER

The garden is no more, and again shall never

be,

so leave this place and take with you, this fool

that kissed himself free.

GABRIELLE

(to Keeper)

What was it you were saying about burying me

up side down?

KEEPER

(shaking her head, looking over to Xena)

Again, my condolences. (Keeper disappeares)

The scenery transforms into the forest that they had been in before entering the garden.

Princess Ariea walks from within the trees.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(softly)

I?m free, finally free.

 

JOXER

(standing and stretching- looking around)

Hmmm, I could have sworn that I fell

asleep in a bed of roses.

GABRIELLE:

And I bet that you just had the most wonderful

dream.

JOXER

Now that you mention yeah. I dreamed that

I was kissing... uhm.. You know, that type of

dream.

GABRIELLE

Yeah, the type where you were kissing

a Gorgon?

JOXER

Yeah, right. I mean no! You?re not a Gorgon...

Oooops.

XENA

Actually, Joxer, you were kissing Medusa?s

sisters.

JOXER

You guys...

Joxer realizes the seriousness in Xena and Gabrielle?s stare and begins to rub his lips harshly and spits.

JOXER

If that?s true, then where are they?

XENA

You kept them occupied long enough for me

to get to the black rose.

JOXER

I think that I?m missing something here.

GABRIELLE

(as she passes Joxer)

Joxer, you?re always missing something, like

a few Denars up there (She pokes the side of his

head)

JOXER

Will someone fill me in. I?m lost here.

XENA

(as she passes by Joxer)

As usual.

 

ACT VII

FOREST - DAY

 

Xena, Gabrielle, Joxer, and Princess Ariea walk through the forest.

GABRIELLE

Joxer, Joxer, pudd?n and pie,

kissed the Gorgons and made them cry.

JOXER

Oh yeah. Well, Very funny, Gabrielle.

(sniffing) Hmmm? What?s that order that I smell.

XENA

Joxer had an accident earlier today,

when from the mean old warrior, he ran away.

Laughter fills the forest. Joxer peers behind to Princess Ariea who is lost in her thoughts.

JOXER

What?s with the her?

XENA

Nothing that we can?t fix.

CUT TO

DANTE KINGDOM - DAY

 

XENA

(to princess Ariea)

I?m just making sure that it?s safe for you,

that?s all. A lot has happened in five years.

PRINCESS ARIEA

I can take care of myself. Besides, there is no

soldier or subject of this kingdom, that would

deny me entrance.

XENA

And what of your brother who is now king?

Do you think that he?ll just step down after

having tasted the throne?

PRINCESS ARIEA

My brother is hardly a fighter. He cared not

of our kingdom or our people. Only the

comfort and luxury that was offered him

by royal blood. He was heir to the thrown

until my father decided otherwise.

GABRIELLE

All the more reason for Xena to made sure

that it?s safe for you.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(looking around)

It does feel strange here. I do not see the

prosperity in our land. Where the surrounding

villages were plentiful, it is now barren. I do

not hear the children?s laughter or the maiden?s

song from the falls.

XENA

Your brother has taxed your people into

poverty... What used to be your army are now

just enforcers of your brother?s every whim. The

water from the falls is no longer free. Even it

comes at a price to your people. Some have

abandoned your land, but many have stayed, praying

to the Gods for your return.

PRINCESS ARIEA

(angered)

I?m coming with you.

XENA

No. When I?m sure that it?s safe, I?ll give a

signal.

PRINCESS ARIEA

Am I to hide like a frightened rat in my own

kingdom from a brother that has reaped my people

of that of which they created?

XENA

No. You are a great warrior but you would

make an even better queen.

PRINCESS ARIEA

This is my kingdom and I will do as I please.

GABRIELLE

It?s also your life that we?re taking about,

and the future of your people.

Gabrielle, Joxer and Princess Ariea peer through the brush as Xena approaches the guards at the entrance of the Dante Castle.

XENA

I?d like to see King Dante.

1ST GAURD

And I?d like... you.

Xena backhands the 1st Guard and knocks him out.

XENA

(to second guard)

As I was saying, I?d like to see King Dante.

2ND GAURD

(drawing his sword)

The only thing that you?re going to see

is Tartarus

XENA

(shaking her head)

They never learn.

As the guard thrusts his sword, Xena grabs it and takes it

away from him. Xena collars the guards and pushes him into the castle wall.

XENA

Why is it so quiet? And why just two men at

the castle entrance.

2ND GUARD

The king and his friends are having a...party.

XENA

It?s mid-day.

2ND GUARD

Every day. He uses the soldiers still loyal to

Princess Ariea as personal servants and those loyal

to him are allowed to feast at his parties. Many of

the people work for scraps in the castle or in the

fields, drawing water, anything for food. Hoping

where hope has already died for the return of the

deliverer of our kingdom. She that bears the crest

upon her chest.

XENA

And are you loyal to the new king?

2ND GAURD

Never. He has brought us misery and poverty.

We once flourished like the roots of the

trees near the river?s edge. Now, we thirst;

we hunger. His taxes continue grow with his

desires for luxury.

Xena turns and whistles.

Gabrielle, Joxer and Princess Ariea approach the Xena and the 2nd guard. The guard becomes confused as he looks at the

princess.

2ND GURAD

It cannot be. Is it truly you?

The guard?s eyes fall to the Dante crest that hangs from the chain on Princess Ariea?s neck. He falls to his knees and bows his head.

2ND GUARD

Thank the Gods.

PRINCESS ARIEA

No. Not the Gods. Xena... Rise Soldier.

2ND GUARD

We have bled and wept your name in our misery

for so long... my queen.

PRINCESS ARIEA

I am not your queen. Where is my father?

2ND GAURD

He has been in the royal chambers. Rarely seen.

I have always made sure that he is kept well.

Your brother has little patience with that of

which he considers to be a nuisance.

CUT TO

INSIDE OF CASTLE - DAY

Party is underway. Drunken soldiers litter the floors.

A feast is on the table. Poorly dressed and tired commoners clean and serve. The huge doors to the hall swing open. Xena, Princess Ariea, Gabrielle, Joxer and Guards 1 and 2 enter. Music stops and all eyes focus on the group.

PRINCE LYCOS

Party crashers. Do you know what we do with

those uninvited to our parties?

Princess Ariea steps forward from the group and looks around.

PRINCESS ARIEA

What have to you done to our kingdom and

our people... Brother.

PRINCE LYCOS

Brother?

Prince Lycos realizes that his sister, the true heir to the throne has returned.

PRINCE LYCOS

Impostor! Kill them all!

As they fight the soldiers within the castle, one by one the servants recognize and begin to help to Princess Ariea. Soon, Prince Lycos stands alone with a few guards.

PRINCE LYCOS

Well, don?t just stand there! Get them!

1ST SOLDIER

(shoving Prince Lycos aside)

Get them yourself, you big wimp.

2ND SOLDIER

(dropping his sword)

We stopped being soldiers and protectors

of this kingdom when you took the throne.

You were never meant to be king.

PRINCE LYCOS

But I made you fruitful! I gave you luxury.

3RD SOLDIER

(throwing his sword at Lycos? feet)

At the cost of having our families go

hungry... I steal bread from you lavish

table to feed my children.

PRINCESS ARIEA

Step down, Lycos, and leave my kingdom.

Princess Ariea?s Father appears from the top of the balcony, looking down into the great hall.

ARIEA?S FATHER

No one exiles my son from the throne!

ACT VIII

INSIDE DANTE?S CASTLE - DAY

 

Everyone looks up to the retired King.

PRINCE LYCOS

(surprised)

That?s right. No one expels me! Tell

them father.

RETIRED KING DANTE

No one expels my son, but me.

PRINCE LYCOS

But, Father.

RETIRED KING DANTE

Your fate Lycos, will be determined by the

true heir to the throne. Kneel to your queen.

PRINCE LYCOS

Never!

 

PRINCESS ARIEA

Guards, take Prince Lycos to every door within

this kingdom and have him tell our people that

their true King has reclaimed his throne and all

within our kingdom is as it was before Lycos.

Three guards seize Prince Lycos.

PRINCESS ARIEA

Oh, and let them know that tomorrow night we shall

have a feast for which they are all invited...and

we?ll be having a royal servant to satisfy their

needs.

PRINCE LYCOS

Father, stop this madness, please! She can?t make

me do this!

KING LYCOS

Do what, son? What you have been doing for the

past two years to our people? Now go, before

you become the royal water boy. The rest of your

punishment will be decided in due time.

Princess Ariea runs up the steps and hugs her father before a cheering crowd below them.

CUT TO:

OUTSIDE OF THE CASTLE - DAY

PRINCESS ARIEA

Xena, none of this would have been possible

if it wasn?t for you and Gabrielle.

Gabrielle nudges Xena.

GABRIELLE

Did you hear that? She actually said, and

Gabrielle. Someone has finally acknowledged

my participation in a heroic deed.

Joxer clears his throat several times.

PRINCESS ARIEA

And Joxer, I thank you for your role, whatever

it was, in my freedom and the restoration of my

kingdom.

JOXER

Don?t mention it. You know, they don?t call me

Joxer the....

PRINCESS AREIA

(cutting Joxer off)

Anyway, I will be forever grateful to all of

you.

Princess Ariea walks over to Gabrielle and hugs her. She kisses Gabrielle on the cheek. Gabrielle?s eyes widen.

Princess Ariea then walks over to Xena and shakes her hand firmly. She stares into Xena?s eyes and Xena stares back at her. They both acknowledge the past.

PRINCESS ARIEA

The past is done. It has died with this

hand shake and should you ever need anything,

anything at all, just send word and I will

be there.

XENA

And if you ever need me...

(Xena peers over to Gabrielle)

us, we?ll there, Princess.

PRINCESS ARIEA

Xena, if anyone has earned the right

call me as equal, it is you. So please

call me Ariea.

Gabrielle?s mouth opens as she looks at Xena and Princess Ariea. It is as if a bond has formed between them in that handshake.

GABRIELLE

Well, Ariea....

GAURD

(standing with Princess Ariea)

That privilege, Little One, was extended

only to Xena.

GABRIELLE

(mimicking the guard)

That privilege was only extended to Xena.

What?s new?

Ariea looks to the ground and releases her grip on Xena?s

hand but Xena does not let go. Princess Ariea looks back into Xena?s eyes. They both nod and break the handshake.

As Xena, Argo, Gabrielle and Joxer walk away in the distance from the castle.

GABRIELLE

Xena, what was that staring thing about?

XENA

What staring thing?

GABRIELLE

Not that selective memory lapse again.

Words were being said in that stare. I

(CONTINUED)

GABRIELLE (Continued)

just wanted to know if it was a warrior

princess kind of stare. After after all,

you both are warrior princesses.

XENA

And you?re an Amazon Princess.

GABRIELLE

Yeah, but I don?t lock eyes with the

Amazons like that.

XENA

You wouldn?t understand.

GABRIELLE

Try me.

XENA

(Exhaling)

Once in a lifetime, Gabrielle, if you?re that

lucky, you change someone?s life, or they

change yours in a way that?s infinite. Any you

would do anything at any time and any where for

them, just because they?ve asked. It was an

acknowledgment of an eternal debt.

GABRIELLE

From Princess Ariea?

XENA

From both of us.

GABRIELLE

(frowning)

But you were the one that save her life.

Her kingdom.

XENA

Yes, this time. But she saved mine long ago.

It was a debt that I only acknowledged in that

forsaken garden.

GABRIELLE

And what do you call the many times that I?ve

saved you? Chopped hydra? You don?t look into

my eyes acknowledging that eternal debt.

Xena grabs Gabrielle and spins her towards her, looking into

Gabrielle?s eyes.

XENA

Ariea was the second to have changed my life,

and save it as well; you were the first.

GABRIELLE

(frowning)

(CONTINUED)

GABRIELLE (Continued)

But, Xena, what happened between you two

was way before you met me.

XENA

Any was only acknowledged by me two days ago.

GABRIELLE

(smiling)

I love being first.

JOXER

(clearing his throat)

Xena, remember the time that... uhmmmm,

remember when...

GABRIELLE

Joxer, remember this!

Gabrielle turns and punches Joxer in the nose.

Joxer cries out.

JOXER

(covering his nose)

Yeah. I remember that, when we first met.

And it hurts just as bad.

GABRIELLE

(grabbing Joxer by his ear)

Next time you get the urge to scrape a bird

off of a warrior?s boot, which is still

attached to his foot, just think of the pain,

remember the pain, remember...Gabrielle.

XENA

(inhaling deeply)

Ahhh, just like old times.

Xena turns and looks at the castle one last time and is surprised to see Princess Ariea standing in the same place

looking at them as they make their way out of the Dante Kingdom. Xena stops and looks at Gabrielle and then Princess Ariea, who is still in her soldier?s attire.

Joxer has ran far ahead, escaping from Gabrielle. Gabrielle, smiling turns to see Xena looking at Princess Ariea who has not yet returned to the castle. Gabrielle frowns, as she waits on Xena. She sees Princess Ariea make a step towards Xena when King Dante places a hand on her shoulder. Princess Ariea turns and walks away with her father, peering over her shoulder in Xena?s direction. Xena exhales.

GABRIELLE

Xena?

XENA

Gabrielle, there?s something deep within about

Ariea that I can?t quite put my finger on. A

feeling that we?re closer than we appear to be.

Gabrielle hangs her head.

XENA

It?s a lost feeling. Like the way I feel when

I think about Lycious.

Gabrielle exhales a sigh of relief.

GABRIELLE

Do you think it?s possible that she?s related

to you?

XENA

No. I don?t think so. I guess that it?s just

me. Grateful that she spared my life so long

ago and the regret that I never acknowledged

it.

GABRIELLE

OK. Now that?s over with, let?s go terrorize

Joxer. It?s kind of fun.

XENA

Gabrielle, we don?t need to do that. He does

it to himself all on his own... I say that we

go fishing.

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