You Said You Loved Me, But You Really Loved My Cat...
by RiMac
Disclaimer: All characters in the poem are the sole property of me. The poem contains no violence, but people may find some content distressing :-)
Thanks to all the lovely people who read this amazing poetical masterpiece, (and you know who you are), and for encouraging me to let my creative juices out.
You Said You Loved Me, But You Really Loved My Cat...
Day 10 of our relationship,
You turned and said you loved me.
Though I knew we were moving too fast,
I copied you my key.
You were here when I came home at night,
You made chicken with cous-cous.
You'd swept the floor, and washed my clothes,
and even fed my puss.
The cleaning was fantastic,
The cooking was divine.
And I really like the way you treated
my fluffy pet feline.
I said I had to go away,
You said, "Oh, what a pity.
When you go to your conference,
I will look after your kitty."
I returned a few days later,
to my small and humble flat.
I found all my belongings gone,
you even took my cat.
I really thought you loved me.
Although I'm a poor cabbie.
But now I really know the truth,
You only loved my tabby.