~ Birthdays Suck Or Do They? ~
by Shadylady



Disclaimer: This story is for mature audience, consensual sex between adults. Have you ever wondered if it is worth celebrating your birthday? Maybe this will help you decide.


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Riding along in the back seat of the cab is giving me plenty of time to reflect about my life as I head for home. Today is my birthday, that glorious day of celebration. It is a time that I should be saying out with the old, in with the new. I just can't get into the celebration mode. Birthdays are such a monotonous time of year. Everyone expects me to be happy and filled with glee because I have survived another year of life. Well, I just don't feel like making whoopee on a day that is turning out to be the worst of my entire life. I don't feel like doing shit or seeing anyone at all today. Until this afternoon, I would have been the life of any party. I would have been the first to strip down and dance with glee in the center of the table. I would have behaved outrageously and laughed along with everyone else. Within a few hours and a short turn of events, my life has spiraled out of control.

I was standing on the street corner, gulping down my customary hotdog with mustard and relish when I saw my girlfriend, Denise, coming out of Fredrick's of Hollywood less than half a block away from where I was standing. She was strolling down the block headed away from me. God, did she look good from the back. She is tall; nearly five foot nine inches but looks much taller when she is wearing her customary Roper boots. She seemed to be at least two inches taller today. Her legs were incased in slim, tight jeans that hugged her muscular thighs and buttocks. Her shirt was tucked in at the waist, setting off her trim, lithe figure. The sleeves were somewhat rolled up, enough that I could see her biceps bulge slightly even from here. Her wavy, dark brown hair was streaming down her back, swaying gently back and forth as she strode down the walk. I could see that she was carrying a package and had to wonder if it was my birthday gift.

Just as I rose up on tiptoe to call to her, I felt my hotdog sliding out of its bun to drop directly onto the front of my new blouse. Mustard and pickle relish rolled off my breast, plopping on top of my new white sneakers. God, what a hell of a way to start the afternoon. By the time I quickly swiped the rest of my blouse and looked up I saw Denise's climbing into the back of cab. Damn it all, I saw another woman sitting beside her in the cab. What the hell was going on? Who was that woman and why was she with MY woman??? Christ, Denise was getting ready to ride off with another woman.

I threw the rest of my food into the trash container as I sprinted down the street hoping to catch up with the now moving taxi. As I watched, the taxi continued down the street. I quickly stepped off the curb directly in front of the next taxi I saw. Stopping within inches of my kneecaps, the driver leaned out the window hollering something about "what the fuck youse doing, crazy lady." I quickly ran to the back door, yanked it open and dove inside. Face down on the seat; I managed to tell the driver if he would follow the checkered cab directly in front of him, I would pay him one hundred dollars on top of any fee he charged. As I tried to sit up, he slammed the gas pedal down, once again throwing me flat onto the seat backward. I couldn't help giggling how I must look like an over turned turtle as I struggled to right myself in the fast swerving taxi.

I looked over the seat and saw Denise's cab as it continued nearly two blocks ahead of me. I was panicking over the situation. Was she running around on me? Who was this other woman? What had I done that would make her run around on me? We got along great. I gave her everything she needed and then some. Our sex life was out of this world, at least in my opinion. We could make love all night and still want more. Fuck, what was going on? My mind raced round and round with unanswered questions. I had to catch up with her to find out what was taking place.

Thinking back to this morning, I thought of the tender lovemaking we shared just before leaving for work.

She had followed me into the shower and under the stream of water; I tasted the sweetest honey in the world. She allowed me to run my soapy hands all over her body, touching any and everything I wanted.

She leaned toward me whispering, "Take your first birthday surprise baby, me."

I couldn't turn down a gift given so freely so I kneeled down on the mat and pulled her body closer to me. As water streamed over us, I leaned into her mound and delicately ran my tongue over the top of her slit. I teased the folds of her nether lips, pressing my tongue inward, swiping against her clit. I could hear her indrawn breath and feel the trembling in her legs where my arms were wrapped. She turned me on with the sounds she was making.

I slightly spread her legs and slid my tongue lower, always tasting her, never moving away from her body. Turning slightly, she shifted her weight so that her back and shoulders were leaning against the shower wall. She was able to spread her legs wider, allowing me to move closer into her. I slid my hands from her legs along her inner thighs moving closer and closer to her womanhood.

"Mummmmmmmmm, yesssssssssss," she moaned throwing her head back. I tilted my head into the vee of her crotch. Using only my tongue, I trailed up and down her slit, pressing deeper with each stroke. My thumbs reached out and peeled back her lips as I pressed deeper into her pool of nectar. She groaned, exciting me more until finally I thrust my tongue inside her hot, wet chamber.

She bucked toward my mouth, driving my tongue deeper as I moved my hands to her hips holding her hard against my tongue. I entered her repeatedly, dipping and swirling, plunging and retreating, twisting round and round. She reached down and grabbed my hair, yanking me tightly against her as she climaxed around my tongue, filling my taste buds with her honey.

I kissed her softly on her velvet treasure as she took long breaths to slow the beating of her heart. Standing, I took her in my arms and kissed her, thanking her for this birthday gift so early in the day.

Shaking my head slightly, I refocused on the issue on hand. I was riding in that damn sweat-smelling taxi, chasing my heart to see what the hell was going on. I noted the checkered cab stopping more than three blocks in front of us at a very popular restaurant, called Saffron's. Very posh to say the least. My green eyes flared as I watched a red headed, sexy as hell, woman step out of the taxi followed by Denise.

I yelled at my driver to pull over just as I watched them walk into the restaurant. He slammed on the brakes, causing me to slide forward off the seat, jamming my knees onto the floorboard. Pulling myself up I withdrew the promised money and threw it over the seat as I fumbled my way out the door, falling onto the street. I stood up and brushed the grime from my pants as best I could. Quickly, I rushed forward running through the restaurant door before I lost sight of them again. Craning my neck around, I finally managed to see them seated in a far corner.

Denise was sitting with her back toward me while the red headed hussy was facing my direction. The matre d' ran his eyes over my attire as I tried to rush him toward a table of my choosing so that I could keep an eye on Denise. I was several tables away but directly behind their table where I could watch what was happening. Oh God, I stared at the back of her as my thoughts tumbled around in my head.

Wow, I don't believe I had ever really looked at her back as I see it now. It is so broad and tapered, with strong muscles showing near the shoulders. Her hair rippled, hanging just below collar length. She must have had it trimmed today because this morning it was at least two inches longer. Her biceps flexed every time she moved, demonstrating that the new exercise regime she was on must be paying off big time as I don't remember them bulging quite that much.

I watched as Denise's hand crept up to cover the red head's hand lying on the table. I could see her fingertips stroking the inside of the slut's palm. My breath caught in the back of my throat as I relived the same sensations that occurred when Denise touched my hand in the same way. My anger was rising. I was close to tears; I was so upset. How much longer was I going to be able to sit there and watch my beloved making out with someone else in a public place or, damn it, any place for that matter? I clenched my teeth hard, resisting the urge to jump up and run over to their table.

Their actions were becoming unbearable to me; the constant touching of each other's arms and hands, the deep conversation being held as their heads leaned closer towards each other. Then it happened.

I watched Red move her hand up to Denise's cheek and draw her face closer to her side of the table. She leaned forward and kissed my baby. That was it! I jumped up, knocking my chair backward with a load crash as it hit the floor. I sprinted over to their table, my arms stretched out in front of me. As I ran up behind Denise, I placed my hands on her left shoulder to spin her toward me, breaking off the kiss before it got deeper.

FUCK! Denise spun toward me, knocking my hand off her arm with a sharp chop. She reached out, grabbed me by my blouse, and pulled me in closer. FUCK!!!. Denise had grown a mustache. OH FUCK! My heart jumped out of my chest as panic rose inside of me. I had just accosted Daniel, Denise's twin.

"Danny," I managed to stumble the words out of my mouth, "what are you doing in town?"

"Well, God damn it, I was trying to have lunch with my fiancé, Suzanne, until you so rudely interrupted. What the hell is wrong with you? He replied angrily.

"Umm, ahhh , shit, I don't know. I thought you were Denise." I stuttered as my face turned red in embarrassment.

"OHhhhhhhhh, now I see, you thought I was Denise sitting here with another woman," laughed Danny as he grinned up at me.

"Awww, oooooooo, yeah," I managed to mutter, wishing the floor would open up and let me just disappear.

"Well, babe. You don't have to worry about that. She called and invited us come over to celebrate your birthday this evening. It was supposed to be a surprise so don't let her know you have seen us yet. Now, please get your ass out of here so we can enjoy our lunch in peace and quiet," Danny finished saying as he gave me a little shove in the direction of the door.

Jamming my hands into my pockets, I looked down at my feet as I quickly rushed out. I knew everyone must be staring at me, thinking what an ass I made of myself. I hailed a cab as I stood on the curb in misery thinking how I had let jealously nearly make me crazy. Okay, so it did make me crazy, sue me.

Therefore, riding along in this smelly cab, I find myself thinking of what a shitty day my birthday has turned out to be since its great beginning this morning. The taxi pulls up to the apartment complex, I pay my fare and amble my way toward our apartment, filthy dirty, tired and depressed. As I am unlocking the door, I hear movement just inside. No one should be in my apartment at this time of day. I cautiously push open the door, peeking inside. Shit, I can't believe my eyes.

Standing in front of me is Denise.

MY GOD! She is nearly naked. She is wearing the most incredible outfit. She has on a black vinyl bustier, which is pushing her luscious breasts up into a delightful array of tantalizing flesh. Garters attach to black fishnet hose, making her legs seem endless in length. She is wearing a matching G-string vinyl panty, just barely covering her mound. Long glamour gloves cover three quarters of her arms. Three and a half inch black pumps make up the rest of her attire. My mouth waters and I begin to drool.

She moves toward me, unbuttoning my blouse as she sexily whispers, "Baby, oh baby. How do you like your birthday gift?"

I can only shake my head up and down as I am swept up in the passion of the moment. She takes my hand and leads me down the hallway to our bedroom. As she moves toward the bed, I quickly strip off my clothes, ripping my blouse open, and buttons flying off in all directions. I kick my sneakers off not caring where they land. I see one of them fly through the air hitting the lamp and knocking it off the bedside table plunging the room into darkness except for the candles she has lit and placed strategically around the room. The atmosphere is incredibly sexy as I finally crawl up onto the bed on my knees.

She reaches out and pulls me into her arms, kissing me wetly on my mouth. I feel her tongue pushing for entry as I open to allow her to push deep inside of me. I suck her tongue roughly, pulling in as much as I can. My breath catches as she fills my mouth with her tongue. She moves to cover my body and the feeling of that cool vinyl rubbing against my sensitive nipples is indescribable. My nipples harden and throb as she slides sensuously over my breasts, rubbing her breasts on mine. I reach up along her back stroking the soft skin, pulling her in tighter to me.

As she continues to thrust in and out of my mouth, my pelvis begins to arch against hers. My pussy is wet with the excitement of knowing she is going to be taking me shortly in the dance of love. I reach down further, letting my hands touch her nylon-covered legs, feeling the silkiness of the hose as my hands slide up and down. She moans into my mouth, loving the sensation as much as I do.

As she grinds against my mound while still kissing me, I move my hand between our bodies and touch her pussy covered by the G-string. I press the material against her slit, feeling the dampness that is already gathering there just for me. Her gloved hands caress my breasts making then tingle more as my nipples grow unbelievably harder. Leaning slightly up, I watch as she peels the gloves from her hands, slowly drawing it out knowing I am waiting to feel her hands on my body.

I reach down to the sides of her panties and loop my fingers in either side of the strings holding the tiny triangle on her body. I pull briskly, feeling the strings snap as I tear her panties from her body. Pressing my hands on her hips, I pull her mound against mine as I grind up against her, wanting more, always wanting more.

She slides down my body slowly moving between my legs, forcing them wider. She reaches down and cups her hands under my knees, lifting my legs up and out to the sides, spreading me wide open to her view. I throb. My whole being is centered on my pussy. My clit burns waiting for the touch of her sweet mouth to put out the fire.

She leans forward blowing softly across my clit, making it jump in anticipation. I moan as she slowly extends her tongue and touches my clit with its tip. I jump, slamming my pussy against her mouth. She grips my hips tight in her hands as she begins to lap up and down my slit, wetting me, teasing me. God, she is killing me. I quiver with ecstasy, overwhelmed with the center of my pussy heating like hot coals as she continues to stroke up and down, faster and faster, circling my clit and pulling each time she nears the top of my mound. My breath catches and comes out in gaping sighs. My stomach muscles quake as everything within me focuses on her next move.

I feel her peel back my nether lips with her fingertips. Her tongue trails slowly down my slit one more time before stopping at my wet, dark channel of love. She slowly rotates, licking around the opening, forcing it to part, as she presses gently forward. She slides into my slick cave tasting me. I loose all senses as I raise my hips higher, forcing her tongue to push deeper inside of me. With one hand under my hip, she moves her other hand downward, touching softy where her tongue is penetrating me. She pulls out her tongue and slides two fingers deep inside my wet chamber. She drives in and out, deeper and harder. She thrusts even deeper, harder, faster pushing to reach as far in me with her fingers as she can. My senses scream as I feel my pussy boiling over, waiting for the explosion to come.

With her fingers deep inside of me, she begins twisting them round and round, pressing harder toward my G-spot. Pulling faster in and out, grinding against me. She pulls out and slams back into me, rocking hard as finally, I explode. My body arches up, pulling her fingers deeper inside of me. She leans over and sucks hard on my clit as I cum. My nipples quiver, my clit bursts with darting needles that make me lose the air in my lungs causing me to gasp and draw in short choppy breaths as sensations swarm my entire being.

Liquid fire flows from my inner cavern as she continues to thrust and parry deep inside my pussy. Moisture coats her fingers and runs out of me as she laps along my slit, catching the last of my spasms as I lie spent in her arms, legs straddled limply to either side of her body. She kisses my pussy before moving up to cover my body again with hers, pulling me tight against her. I feel her pussy pressed to mine, continuing to cause my clit to throb erotically.

She pushes up with her arms to either side of me and looks deeply into my eyes, saying, "Baby, Happy Birthday, I love you so very much."

I whisper back "I love you too, Sugar."

I think back over my day, remembering that I thought this birthday sucked only to find it has been the best day of my entire life. I have my baby here in my arms and she loves me. Only ME!


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