~ The Orozoco Carnivale and Three Wishes...
And the Lady in Red ~
by Wizz
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The Orozoco Carnivale and Three Wishes....
And the
Lady in Red....
(DID YOU READ THE DISLCAIMERS YET????)
My name is Igadah Rammet and I have a story to tell you. For you see I belong to the Carnivale, I am the fat lady you all laugh and call names at when you come to see the world renowned Carnivale called The Orozoco Carnivale. It is where I met the famous contortionist Jenny Talherpeaz. Now she never once looked a second glance in my direction. Who would? I mean I weight 800 pounds on a bad day.
So when I came a cross the genie in a bottle I was granted 3 wishes. I pondered on them for days, which turned into months, to the point I was sick with not only heart ache because the woman I loved would pay me no mind but I did not know what my three wishes would be.
Then one day it hit me, every February 14th we were all given a party by the owners of the Carnivale. It was a gala of an affair, I never went as I could not take the elevator to the top of the Radisson round restaurant. Its load capacity was less then what I weighed. So, as quickly as I could I waddle my way back to the trailer they had to have specially made to haul me from country to country, as it was the 13th of February I had no time to waste, grabbing the long necked bottle I shook it hard and popped open the cork. Out popped the ugliest genie I had ever seen, she was dressed in purple chiffon strapless shirt, with cleavage spilling out everywhere and green hosiery. Her hair was bright orange and her eyes were blood shot as she sipped a bottle of tequila. Wiping the left over dribble off her beard and mustache she said to me,
"Ya knoooow yas di'nt havta shake me bottle so hard. Popping my cork wouldda beeen fine an dandy. Yaah made yous teee wishes yet? I t'aint gots all day ya knoow's." She slurred at me through peep holes of blood shot eyes.
"Yes I have decided I want to be a normal weight again I want to fall in love and I want to find a real high paying job." I looked at the ugly genie and wondered if she really could make it happen. "Do you think you can make this happen Ms....? I am sorry I don't even know your name."
"My name is Ancif Illitus but my friends call me Tom." She replies with a finger buried deep in her left nostril. It was then I noticed the Adams apple bobbing up and down and the slight showing of duct tape from under the tight pink mini skirt.
Hey who was I to questions someone's identity?
"I keen grant yous does thee wishesssss." And with a slip of the false teeth and a wave of her wrist poooooof I was skinny and trim and felt like the weight of the world had been lifted off my shoulders. I tapped the cork back on the bottle and tucked in it my travel bag.
Well come to think of it had had been lifted off my shoulders. I turned around in the mirror as my clothes fell off of me. I stood naked looking at my new shapely body and smiled to myself. I quickly packed up what meager things I wanted to keep and tied a pair of my old huge jeans on with a rope and pulled on a shirt that was now like a pup tent on me and walked out of my trailer.
I got some funny looks as I made my way out of the corral of trucks and trailers. I made it to the street and caught me a cab to town. I was glad we were in Reno. I knew I would be able to find a good job and finally get my life back.
That was all it took I walked into a casino and got me a room on the top floor, after settling into my room I went about finding new clothes to wear for the next days party. I would shock them all when I showed up looking fit, trim and hot in my new dress.
I settled on a red dress, cut down in the back to show off my new figure. It clung to me in all the right places, my hips once the size of a semi now trim and sleek lined like a model. My beasts were now a size Double D and I would no longer have to stitch gunny sacks together to make a bra. I heaved a sign of relief as I sat down on the bed and came up with a game plan as I opened each box filled with new clothes.
I memorized the lay out of the casino map that I found in a drawer and after a quick shower I went in search of something to eat. I walked around and looked at all the machines and bright lights. It was there I bumped into her, which I found out later she is the director of operations.
"Oh I am so sorry!" I said as I leaned down to help the tiny woman to her feet. "I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." I stuck out my hand, "I am Igadah Rammet, please for give my clumsiness. I am not use to walking around like this." I smoothed out my dress and looked down at her. She could not have been more the four feet tall.
"No it is my fault I should have let Connie Lingus walk with me. She is taller and everyone clears a path when she is on the floor making rounds."
I watched as she dusted off her black slacks it was when our eyes met I could see my soul looking back at me in the depths of her blue eyes. I held her hand feeling the warmth and realized with a blush I had been staring at her.
"Forgive me for being so blunt but your eyes are gorgeous." I smiled a little and hoped to hell she would not have me thrown out of the casino as I read her name tag. "Ms Innyah, it is a pleasure to meet you."
She looked up at me then and we just stared at each other, the world of bells and ringing stopped and it was silent. I felt my heart skip a few beat and I wanted nothing more then to drop to my knee's and kiss her senseless.
"It is my pleasure to meet you Igadah. Welcome to my casino is there anything you need?"
"Yes, to have dinner with you." I stated without thinking twice.
"I... I would love to take you up on that offer but I have a casino to run and we have a party tomorrow that needs my attention tonight." She smiled and let go of my hand, "But maybe we could have breakfast together in the morning?"
But before I could answer Connie Lingus interrupted us,
"Hey boss? Camele Toze just walked out and quit."
"Well hell now I got to play food director as well? Dammit it just doesn't get any worse then this does it Connie." Ghetdit scowled and looked up at both of us, Connie was a good 6'7" and made me look tiny at 5'10"
"I can fill in for you if you would like?" I offered nonchalantly. "Who better then the fat lady from the Carnivale?" I smiled at them both as they looked at me like I had lost my marbles.
"From this height it doesn't look to me like you are the fat lady." Connie glared down at me.
"Ah but I was up until a few days ago, do you believe in magic Connie? Because I do and look at me I am 700 and some odd pounds lighter then I was yesterday and will be this weight for the rest of my life."
"You are kidding me right?" Ghetdit looked at me kind of shocked.
"No I am not, I cant explain it to you but you just have to trust me and know that I can help you out and maybe work out some kind of job contract when the party is done. I have to attend that party anyway, why not let me run it and prove to you I can do the job, if you feel I did not succeed when the party is over you can fire me."
"Deal, Connie will show you to your office and the plans that have already set in place, if you need anything Connie will help you. I am needed in the bingo room, but please join me for breakfast in my office tomorrow morning at 5am sharp." She smiled up at me and patted my arm as she walked away,
"Oh and Connie be sure she gets everything she needs."
"Yes boss." Connie scowled back at me. "Come on boss Lady I will show you to your new office and we get this party rolling."
Connie was the type who frowned a lot and always had a sarcastic reply but she got things done and we had the caterer's ready to go for tomorrow night and had the tables set, the room looked like a high classed show room for movie stars when we were done.
"Damn I am tired Connie I think I will turn in and try and get some sleep."
"No can do boss Lady your breakfast date is in less then a half hour." Connie frowned at my rumpled dress. "And you don't have time to change before you meet with Ghetdit."
"Well hell Connie, this old bag needs to freshen up first can you stall her for me for a few minutes?" I pulled my hair out the bun styled wrap I had it in and I heard her gasp. "What?" I looked up at her to see there was no frown. Just a dazed glossed over look about her.
"I...ah... sure lemme go make small talk with her, don't keep her waiting for long the Boss hates that." Connie stomped off her big boots echoing down the hallway.
I ran a brush through my hair and changed my dress and brushed my teeth and caught the elevator up to the penthouse where I was told I could find Ghetdit.
The penthouse was done in an industrial pattern, lots of black and neon lights. I was a little set back as Ghetdit did not seem the type for the heavy industrial look. We shared a wonderful breakfast together, getting to know one and other was easy and light. She had to go and take a phone call from down in the casino ,so as I sat on the leather fluffy couch I must have dozed off because when I woke up I found Connie sitting across from me on the other couch reading a book.
"Tell me it's not as late as I think it is?" I glared at Connie as she stared back me with such a blank look on her face. "And where did Ghetdit run off to?"
"It's later then you think it is and she had some business to attend to. She had your things brought up here and set in the guest room. I explained we had been up all night getting things together for the Carnivale party tonight."
I sat up and stretched and left my back crack and pop back into place. I got myself a drink and poured one for Connie, took a quick shower and got dressed. I grabbed the bottle with Ancif Illitus, the genie in it and shook the bottle for one last time just for the fun of it and let her loose I told her if she granted Ghetdit three wishes I would let her free forever. She agreed and off she went in a puff of fluffy purple dust and the stench of tequila to find her and grant her the 3 wishes.
When I came out of the guest room of the penthouse and I thought poor Connie was going to go into cardiac arrest.
"My God's you are beautiful." She stammered while looking me up and down and I felt like a bull in a china shop, as I still saw myself as a huge fat tub of lard moving on stilts.
My dress was a silk scarlet red and I had my curly red hair piled high in my head. From my neck hung a strand of red rubies that had been left on the bed next to my dress along with matching earrings. I had a long stemmed white iris to carry. I turned and looked at myself in the long hall way mirror and thought how far I had come in less the two days.
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Connie escorted me to the party and we had been informed Ghetdit was tied up in a meeting and would join us later. As I walked into the party it was already in full swing, I introduced Connie to Ginny Vagineah the strongest woman in the Carnivale. I found my self alone seconds later as they went off to discuss bulging muscles and sweaty towels. Standing at the bar I got sucked up in a heated debate between Ida, Euda and DaiDah Hoe the triplet sword swallowers as to who could swallow more straws. I quickly excused myself and joined my favorite lion tame and snake charmer, Leevin Skeedmarcs was a funny old man and his girlfriend of 30 some odd years, Emmersom Bigthitties. We talked about how much weight I had lost and the genie in a bottle when I got the first real look at Jenny Talherpeaz she waltzed over to our table and asked me to dance, it was then it hit me. I was no different now compared to less then two days ago when I weight 800 pounds.
"You do realize who I am, do you not Jenny?" I asked as I stood up next to her. "Take a really good look at me Jenny as this is as close as you'll ever get to seeing me again. When I was fat you wouldn't even speak to me, now that I lost weight and have on a better dress you stand there drooling like a two year old kid spitting up green peas from a baby food jar."
As I read her the riot act I felt someone touch my elbow, Ghetdit was there next to me. Standing three inches taller then I was in my black high heeled shoes. I turned and found myself wrapped in her arms and we danced together for the first time, the fat lady and the midget. I fell in love from the moment I had laid eyes on her. Short, fat or tall it did not matter to us as love conquers everything! That was a Valentines Day to never forget.
Five years later the preacher announced us to the Carnivale and our friends from the casino as Mrs. and Mrs. Iguadah Rammet-Innyah!
THE END.....
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To my Cheerio's thank you for reading this an finding the humor the true meanings of their names! You're such a Darlin'!!! Your, WizzyBoo
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This is the translations to their names...
Igadah Rammet= I got to Ram it (FAT WOMAN/NOW SKINNY)
Jenny Talherpeaz= Genital herpes (TRAPEAZE BITCH)
Ghetdit Innyah= Get In You (MIDGET /OWNER OF CASINO)
Ancif Illitus = Ancifillitus (GENIE IN A BOTTLE)
Vicky Vaegenal=Vaginal (STRONG WOMAN)
Connie Lingus= Cunnilingus (CASINO BOUNCER)
Emmersom Bigthitties= them are some big titties (SNAKE CHARMER)
Leevin Skeedmarcs=leaving skid marks (LION TAMER)
Ida Hoe= I am the whore (see below)
Euda Hoe= you the whore (see below)
DaiDah Hoe= they the whore (TRIPLET SWORD SWALLOWERS)
Camele Toze=Camel Toes (EX-FOOD DIRECTOR OF CASINO)
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