Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity
it shows promise but i don't think it should be a stand alone story.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013
Adventures Of Bloody Elle, Pirate Queen - Episode One: Stumped by
| Xena | Alternative | Adventure | Very Short Story - 2 pages | Unfinished | Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
| LOL, more please! - Anonymous - May-31-2010 it shows promise but i don't think it should be a stand alone story.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
Breathe by
| Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative | Horror | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
| Original / Uber | Ancient | Alternative | Horror | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: The Bard's Corner | |
| All I can say is...ewwwwwww! ;-) That'll teach Gabrielle to be more careful with the to...umm...with Xena's possessions. | |
| the suspense is killing me.. what is it?? - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
| Original / Uber | Ancient | Alternative (Mature) | Drama | Novella - 50 pages | Unfinished | Links: Archaeobard's Den of Antiquity | |
| Here you will find the story of Tegwen and Isolde, two souls, one human, the other faery, thrown together amid the turmoil of the Milesian invasion of ancient Ireland. Follow their path through battles frought with magic and terror as they are guided by a love and a destiny that surpasses all. They are joined by the hero Cu Cuhlainn as they seek to reform the Knights of the Tuatha de Danaan and destroy the sons of Mil. Both aided and hampered by the goddess Morrighan, the Dark Huntress and Isolde overcome terrifying odds for the sake of their homeland. | |
| This link doesn't work. - Ami - Oct-05-2011 |
Decisions by
| Xena: Janice and Mel | 1900-1960 | Alternative | Romance (alt) | Short Story - 12 pages | Finished | Jun-09 Cast: Janice, Mel | |
| Janice and Mel get into a bit of a bother after Janice turns up destitute on Mel's doorstep. | |
| A hidden gem of an author, who has so many great Mel & Jan tales. - Brighteyez08 - Oct-08-2009 |
Do You? by
| Xena: Janice and Mel | 1900-1960 | Alternative | Vignette | Very Short Story - 2 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner The Athenaeum Part 1 of the Do You? Series Series List: Do You?, You Do? | |
| Janice and Mel watch a sunset... | |
| A beautiful piece of writing. - Anonymous - Sep-28-2009 Sweet, love this author. - Brighteyez08 - Oct-08-2009 |
Feel...What? by
| Xena | Alternative | Vignette | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | | |
| i guess they were both blind.. since i refuse to call them stupid.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
Gabrielle and the Phallus of Apollo by
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Humor | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| What happens when an Oracle has a phallus to bestow on an unsuspecting Gabrielle? | |
| You're the one with the brains here. I'm watcnhig for your posts. - ghrsxbvpqsuk - Dec-11-2011 i don't really get it.. ***SPOILER ALERT*** wasn't she supposed to share her vision?? and why would she give it away if it was such an intricate part of her being able to concentrate on what she saw?? wouldn't that leave her without the ability to do it in the future?? and ewww, not very hygienic, is it?? - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
| Xena: Janice and Mel | 1900-1960 | Alternative | Drama | Short Story - 24 pages | Unfinished | Cast: Janice, Mel, Spah, Melinda, Pruss, Pappas, Kriegsgott, Ares Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
| This is an amazing Mel and Janice story, filled with intrigue, espionage and blossoming love. All this and in a very original setting too! Normally I don't care for Mel and Janice stories, they have to be exceptional to keep my interest past the first two pages. But Archaeobard caught me and I'm very firmly hooked on this story. It is more than a must read. It is both entertaining and well crafted. If you read nothing else this week, read The Humanity. - Taleweaver - Dec 2nd, 2002 i love this story. it's well-written and takes place on the hindenburg's last voyage. great characterizations of jan & mel. it isn't finished yet and i sincerely hope that one day it will be--sooner rather than later, please! - vicl43 - Aug 4th, 2004 |
I Can't Tell You I Love You by
| Xena | Alternative | Vignette | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| A take on the 'I can't tell you I love you because I'm so scared' plot...Xena is well ahead of the bard in this one. | |
| emotionally challenged.. and then she does what she does.. one character was out of character, but the other one was spot on.. i'll leave you to guess which one.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 7 pages | Finished | Cast: Gabrielle, Argo Links: Bard's Corner | |
| Xena returns to Potidaea to find a deathly ill bard | |
| A nice heart-warming story.The ending is a little unexpected,maybe because of the warm wether? - Anonymous Tokyo - Dec 20th, 2003 Herodotus is a bit out of character.. i would understand hecuba taking that position, but Herodotus?? every time xena met him on the show, he was less than civil to her.. apart from that, i like the story.. nice read.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
Just...Feel by
| Xena | Alternative | Vignette | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | | |
| oww.. that's what you get when you break up a winning team.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
Mole by
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 7 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| Xena has a mole in a very interesting position. | |
| This story has long been one of my favourites by Archaeobard. It is funny, it is refreshing and it bloody well should be a classic by now! You can't help but feel bad for Xena, but not bad enough that you won't bust a gut laughing!I'd love to see Archaeobard turn her hand to writing classic X&G again...how about it, Bard, are you up for a challenge? - Taleweaver - Nov 26th, 2004 hairier than a centaur in winter?? i loughed out loud at that one.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
Nipple by
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Jan-00 Part 1 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| See what one little word can do in this fun romp with Xena and the bard. | |
| Never have I laughed so hard, spewed so much pizza (till I learned not to eat while reading)... I will never take writing as seriously as I did before, that's for sure! Gabrielle searches for just the right word, and Xena is astounded to find that there are so many ways to describe one little body part. Needing a lift? Read Nipple! - Taleweaver - Jun 21st, 2003 Lmao, the ending line kills it completely for me, although so does the start. Funny how one word can go so far hahaha. - Anonymous - Dec-16-2009 i just keep coming back to this story and its sequels.. gabrielle practicing her words and slowly driving xena crazy along the way.. highly recommended!! - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
Nipple II - The Re-erection by
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Humor | Very Short Story - 4 pages | Finished | Part 2 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| This is Archaeobard's second installment of the wickedly funny Nipple series. This one is not quite as pointedly funny as the...er...first...umm. Ehm. Let me begin again. Archaeobard serves up another delicious... Uhh...no, that doesn't work either. Just go read it. :grin: | |
| i suspect g having ulterior motives.. just who is seducing whom here?? - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Humor | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Part 3 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| Archaeobard is up to her wicked ways again in this the third addition to the Nipple series. In this installment Xena decides to give the Bard a hand with her story development. | |
| lol.. 'if you don't like tit, i mean IT'.. what a great way to start off the story.. and this is just the disclaimers.. not going to give anything away about the actual story.. but you should all READ IT!! - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub by
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Romance (alt) | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Part 4 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| :gulp: Get some ice before proceeding with this part of Archaeobard delightful Nipple series! Should I tell you not to read it at work? Nahh...I know you will anyway! | |
| very hot.. not a lot of humor in this one.. until the final sentence.. ***SPOILER ALERT*** my warped mind read it as 'on all fours'.. lol.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
Nipple V - The Second Coming by
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Romance (alt) | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Cast: Xena, Gabrielle Part 5 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| If you really need a description for this fifth and final part of Archaeobard's Nipple series, well...just go and read the rest of the series first. As Archaeobard says "A dreadful task, but someone has to do it." | |
| oww.. how do you hang up your nipples?? sounds painful to me.. and it was painful to say goodbye to this series.. i absolutely loved it.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
| Original / Uber | Futuristic | General | Horror | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Cast: Bren, Tay Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
| if you don't like blood and gore nor science fiction, this story is not for you.. if you do, this story is well written.. i could totally envision what the author was describing.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 |
Occurrences by
| Xena | General | Humor | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: Archaeobard's Den of Antiquity | |
| broken link.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 broken link.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 broken link.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 broken link.. - xtra dog - Jun-12-2013 broken link - xtra dog - Jun-13-2013 uhm.. sorry about the repetition.. i only sent it through once.. - xtra dog - Jun-13-2013 |
Sometimes, You Really Bug Me by
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| One word...NITS! | |
| nice read.. - xtra dog - Jun-13-2013 |
| Xena: Janice and Mel | 1900-1960 | Alternative | Drama | Novella - 52 pages | Finished | Jun-09 | |
| Janice and Mel discover a sword on an archaeological excavation that has the power to kill the evil Callisto...unfortunately for them, she's back, as an SS officer by the name of Ursula Gross, and she's not happy. | |
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 4 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| Gabrielle is suddenly struck by the shopping bug, only thing is, she's shopping for lipstick. | |
| nice read.. - xtra dog - Jun-13-2013 |
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 4 pages | Finished | | |
| Ewww...yuck! :grin: Yep, that about sums it up. Archaeobard strikes again with her skill at creating graphic visualizations. Don't read this while...eating! ;-) | |
| ewww.. not sure what to make of this story.. - xtra dog - Jun-13-2013 |
| Xena | Alternative | Drama | Short Story - 19 pages | Unfinished | Cast: Xena, Eve, Ares, Gabrielle, Duris Links: Archaeobard's Den of Antiquity | |
| Xena vows never to fight again after the death of Gabrielle, and she struggles to raise a young Eve. Yet all is not as it seems as an evil warlord threatens the safety of Xena's family. | |
You Do? by
| Xena: Janice and Mel | 1900-1960 | Alternative | Romance (alt) | Very Short Story - 4 pages | Finished | Part 2 of the Do You? Series Series List: Do You?, You Do? | |
| The sequel to Do You? Mel and Janice finally answer a lingering question between them. | |
| One of the best Mel & Jan writers on the web. If you love those characters, you'll enjoy this author. - Brighteyez08 - Oct-08-2009 |