Adventures Of Bloody Elle, Pirate Queen - Episode One: Stumped by
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Adventure | Very Short Story - 2 pages | Unfinished | Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
Breathe by
| Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative (Mature) | Horror | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
| Original / Uber | Ancient | Horror | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: The Bard's Corner | |
| All I can say is...ewwwwwww! ;-) That'll teach Gabrielle to be more careful with the to...umm...with Xena's possessions. | |
| Original / Uber | Ancient | Alternative (Mature) | Drama | Novella - 50 pages | Unfinished | Links: Archaeobard's Den of Antiquity | |
| Here you will find the story of Tegwen and Isolde, two souls, one human, the other faery, thrown together amid the turmoil of the Milesian invasion of ancient Ireland. Follow their path through battles frought with magic and terror as they are guided by a love and a destiny that surpasses all. They are joined by the hero Cu Cuhlainn as they seek to reform the Knights of the Tuatha de Danaan and destroy the sons of Mil. Both aided and hampered by the goddess Morrighan, the Dark Huntress and Isolde overcome terrifying odds for the sake of their homeland. | |
Do You? by
| Xena: Janice and Mel | 1900-1960 | Alternative | Vignette | Very Short Story - 2 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner The Athenaeum Part 1 of the Do You? Series Series List: Do You?, You Do? | |
| Janice and Mel watch a sunset... | |
Feel...What? by
| Xena | Alternative | Vignette | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | | |
Gabrielle and the Phallus of Apollo by
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Humor | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| What happens when an Oracle has a phallus to bestow on an unsuspecting Gabrielle? | |
| Xena: Janice and Mel | 1900-1960 | Alternative (Mature) | Drama | Short Story - 24 pages | Unfinished | Cast: Janice, Mel, Spah, Melinda, Pruss, Pappas, Kriegsgott, Ares Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
| This is an amazing Mel and Janice story, filled with intrigue, espionage and blossoming love. All this and in a very original setting too! Normally I don't care for Mel and Janice stories, they have to be exceptional to keep my interest past the first two pages. But Archaeobard caught me and I'm very firmly hooked on this story. It is more than a must read. It is both entertaining and well crafted. If you read nothing else this week, read The Humanity. - Taleweaver - Dec 2nd, 2002 i love this story. it's well-written and takes place on the hindenburg's last voyage. great characterizations of jan & mel. it isn't finished yet and i sincerely hope that one day it will be--sooner rather than later, please! - vicl43 - Aug 4th, 2004 |
I Can't Tell You I Love You by
| Xena | Alternative | Vignette | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| A take on the 'I can't tell you I love you because I'm so scared' plot...Xena is well ahead of the bard in this one. | |
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 7 pages | Finished | Cast: Gabrielle, Argo Links: Bard's Corner | |
| Xena returns to Potidaea to find a deathly ill bard | |
| A nice heart-warming story.The ending is a little unexpected,maybe because of the warm wether? - Anonymous Tokyo - Dec 20th, 2003 |
Just...Feel by
| Xena | Alternative | Vignette | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | | |
Mole by
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 7 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| Xena has a mole in a very interesting position. | |
| This story has long been one of my favourites by Archaeobard. It is funny, it is refreshing and it bloody well should be a classic by now! You can't help but feel bad for Xena, but not bad enough that you won't bust a gut laughing!I'd love to see Archaeobard turn her hand to writing classic X&G again...how about it, Bard, are you up for a challenge? - Taleweaver - Nov 26th, 2004 |
Nipple by
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Jan-00 Part 1 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| See what one little word can do in this fun romp with Xena and the bard. | |
| Never have I laughed so hard, spewed so much pizza (till I learned not to eat while reading)... I will never take writing as seriously as I did before, that's for sure! Gabrielle searches for just the right word, and Xena is astounded to find that there are so many ways to describe one little body part. Needing a lift? Read Nipple! - Taleweaver - Jun 21st, 2003 |
Nipple II - The Re-erection by
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Humor | Very Short Story - 4 pages | Finished | Part 2 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| This is Archaeobard's second installment of the wickedly funny Nipple series. This one is not quite as pointedly funny as the...er...first...umm. Ehm. Let me begin again. Archaeobard serves up another delicious... Uhh...no, that doesn't work either. Just go read it. :grin: | |
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Humor | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Part 3 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| Archaeobard is up to her wicked ways again in this the third addition to the Nipple series. In this installment Xena decides to give the Bard a hand with her story development. | |
Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub by
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Romance (alt) | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Part 4 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| :gulp: Get some ice before proceeding with this part of Archaeobard delightful Nipple series! Should I tell you not to read it at work? Nahh...I know you will anyway! | |
Nipple V - The Second Coming by
| Xena | Alternative (Mature) | Romance (alt) | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Cast: Xena, Gabrielle Part 5 of the Nipple Series Series List: Nipple, Nipple II - The Re-erection, Nipple III - Twin Peaks, Nipple IV - Therein Lies The Nub, Nipple V - The Second Coming | |
| If you really need a description for this fifth and final part of Archaeobard's Nipple series, well...just go and read the rest of the series first. As Archaeobard says "A dreadful task, but someone has to do it." | |
| Original / Uber | Futuristic | General | Horror | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Cast: Bren, Tay Links: Archaeobard's Den Of Antiquity | |
Occurrences by
| Xena | General | Humor | Very Short Story - 3 pages | Finished | Links: Archaeobard's Den of Antiquity | |
Sometimes, You Really Bug Me by
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 5 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| One word...NITS! | |
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 4 pages | Finished | Links: Bard's Corner | |
| Gabrielle is suddenly struck by the shopping bug, only thing is, she's shopping for lipstick. | |
| Xena | Alternative | Humor | Very Short Story - 4 pages | Finished | | |
| Ewww...yuck! :grin: Yep, that about sums it up. Archaeobard strikes again with her skill at creating graphic visualizations. Don't read this while...eating! ;-) | |
| Xena | Alternative | Drama | Short Story - 19 pages | Unfinished | Cast: Xena, Eve, Ares, Gabrielle, Duris Links: Archaeobard's Den of Antiquity | |
| Xena vows never to fight again after the death of Gabrielle, and she struggles to raise a young Eve. Yet all is not as it seems as an evil warlord threatens the safety of Xena's family. | |
You Do? by
| Xena: Janice and Mel | 1900-1960 | Alternative | Romance (alt) | Very Short Story - 4 pages | Finished | Part 2 of the Do You? Series Series List: Do You?, You Do? | |
| The sequel to Do You? Mel and Janice finally answer a lingering question between them. | |