| Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative | Humor | Short Story - 34 pages | Finished | Oct-03 Cast: Chelle, Michelle, Phantom, Gomez, Medea, Valerie, John, Cornelescu, Morticia, Ulrich, Jake, Steph, Enrique, Lizzy, Lisa |  |
| This story is a Halloweenish misadventure, involving an inept vampire in New York City. It features guest appearances by characters from Chelle's "Alternative to Uber," and Phantom Bard's "Real Vampires." Disturbed humor for adult readers, written for Halloween 2003. | |
| I adore absurd altfics and this one heaps it on. Great for a chuckle, it will keep you grinning. The authors should also be commended for their prowess in creating a marvellously descriptive backdrop. - E - Oct 27th, 2003 i guess both authors are safe: i don't believe a word of it! how did they come up with this absurdity? unless, of course, it's true.. oh dear.. nope, still don't believe it.. chelle and PB, you're in the clear.. let hekate know! - xtra dog - Feb-17-2014 |