Hello Yuri and Scottie ^^P Thanks for the warm welcome!
Yes April it's than. shesh that girl and her thens and thans

Okay first off the weather here is amazing. Maybe a little on the windy side, but the sun is shinning and the sky is blue the temperature is nice (73 degrees). It was freezing windy and raining when I got sick and now that I'm sick the weather is that perfect fall weather we get one week out of the year here in Kansas. Well that's life I suppose.
Next, embarrassing moment. Until like a month ago I would have to sit here and think for ten minutes to try to come up with something. But luckily (for you guys) my most embarrassing moment happened just recently. So my boyfriend and I went out to eat and we dressed up you know for the hellovit ^^ it's fun, and he told me he was going to pay for it all. We went to the Olive Garden and I had the salmon and he had some beef stuff in some pasta stuff. We also had calamari for an appetizer. Olive Garden has great calamari by the way

So we eat everything then see that they have tiramisu

so we decide to split a piece for dessert. If you haven't noticed we're not holding back much and I'm feeling rather special. Also right about then I was feeling rather sick. This is where the story gets horribly embarrassing

I excuse myself after taking a few bites of the wonderful tiramisu and go to the bathroom. My mouth is watering and I feel awful and you all know what's coming. And it happens, no joke, five feet from the restroom door. Which is wonderfully placed right by the door where people enter and exit the restaurant. Wonderful planning on the architects part. Well I catch most of it and run (in high heels x.x) the rest of the way to the bathroom. I clean myself up (I didn't get it everywhere) wait like five minutes and catch my breath and go back. Trying to salvage what would be left of a wonderful night, I tell my guy that everything's alright and to finish the tiramisu himself because i was full.

I still feel sick though. I just keep thinking, ah as soon as I get outside feel the fresh cool air I'll feel better. Well we finish up and leave and I put all my energy in looking fine (haha certainly didn't feel it) and we walk outside and I remember I'm in the middle of a big city and the air was hot muggy and smelt awful. So I'm holding my boyfriends hand and he's like, are you sure you're okay (he's no dummy he probably knows I threw up in the restaurant

) and I have my hand by my mouth and I shake my head no. He's like are you going to throw up and I nod. Now mind you, we're walking by those giant plate glass windows that run along the side of any restaurant and I'm just thinking, hold it til we get past those... I succeed but just barely. My boyfriend is like there there it's okay baby etc. Man I love that guy. I gave him the keys and he got some napkins out of the car and i cleaned myself up again. And he still hugged me and loved on me and told me it was okay. I told him I was terribly sad about throwing up after he paid for everything (we usually go dutch). He said he didn't care. The greeks used to eat and throw up and eat some more, he said, as long as I enjoyed it on the way down then it was worth while. lol

the rest of the evening was great, I felt much better after that second time. P:
How ridiculous right?

Blame April if that was too long or too embarrassing, she knew that was the story when she said it.
Okay last, a joke, to lighten the mood I suppose. I didn't have any good ones off the top of my head (I'm not much of a joke teller) so I found this one online. Hope you enjoy it:
When NASA first started sending astronauts into space, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
du dun dun tiss
