Meet and Greet

[silverwriter01]

You should read the Circle ones. I think you'll really enjoy them. Protector of the Small is my favorite of the Tortall series as well. I never picked up on Larisa either. I just read a comment from Ms Pierce where she said she was. Bloodhound is a good book, but I can understand you wanting to wait.

Lol, I'd never request that. She probably hasn't read them and if she did, she probably doesn't like them. The Circle Universe series is similarly to the Protector of the Small one in the fact none of the main characters find the love of their life at the end of the series. The artist said she disliked Keladry because she didn't end up with someone like Alanna did with George, Diane with Numair, or Ally with that bird. It makes Keladry more real that she had crushes on several people and ended up with none of them....Sorry, I think that rant was for the pinup artist...

Homework time. What shall I do first? Physics? Number theory? Graph Theory?

[vnud29]

Niether?
lol uh...none sound fun, so it doesn't matter.
ahahhaha....the rant was fun though. A part of me wishes that Kel got her happy ending like her friends but that doesn't really happen in the real life. She was dedicated in what she was doing at the time and that suited her fine. I liked the ending.

What I really wanna do is get a pinup of the pinup

[silverwriter01]

A pinup of the pinup would be nice. Here is a link if someone gets curious to what Yuri and I are talking about.

http://alzhorse.deviantart.com/art/Tort ... -131615121

I've completed all be one physics' problem. Darn corn-hog ratio problem.

[vnud29]

I submitted a story yesterday...we need an update lol It's hilarious.
By the way, anyone an Il Divo fan? I love their music if you don't know them you should check them on youtube.

[silverwriter01]

lol, okay I'll read your story when it's posted, Yuri. I love your name, have I told you that? Cause I love yuri anime...but I guess you hear that a lot...

*goes off to look at this Il Divo group* They're pretty good. I like the sound of them. Lol, because of my proud C in Spanish II I know about ten or so words they're singing.

Now on to Number theory homework...Idontwanna It's all proofs...they never tell you that once you get past Calculus III, everything changes. You start having to proof you can do the things you did in algebra and calculus.

[vnud29]

Ewwwww....silver that sounds disgusting. I feel for you I hated proofs, and now by your information I might have the pleasure of doing it again. ew.

heh...I actually Kinda like my name lol I have never known another yuri in my life. So it's unique. Way better than my middle name...*shudders and whispers* Miranda.

I remember I used to google my name and always laugh at the irony of it. I'd find the definition of yuri for anime and just crack up. oh the irony. You like anime eh? You should watch Strawberry panic and Simoun. They are really good, although I prefer the former better.

Don't feel bad about not knowing what Il Divo says lmfao. I'm hispanic, and have taken spanish for three years (not that it does anything really to help people learn more than a few words) And I still don't know what they say lol I just like their voices and the music. I think my favorites are their versions of Unbreak my heart, Unchained melody and Hallelujah. Amazing. Although I think some of them are in Italian, so I'm sore outta luck in trying to translate.lol

[silverwriter01]

Sorry to ruin the future for you, Yuri, but it's best you know the truth now. It depends on what your major is. Few majors go past the Calculus sequence.

I think Miranda is a pretty middle name. Mine's Lee. Not going to tell you my first name but if you look hard enough of dA, you'll find it lol.

You're right, the irony is incredible. Yuri likes watching yuri. I've watched both of those anime and adore them both equally. I strongly recommend Aoi Hana showing on crunchyroll.com. It's amazing let me tell you. Lol, Any anime that has strong yuri subtext, I've probably watched it. I'm currently watching Aoi Hana, Kanamemo, Taisho Baseball Girls. All of them are currently airing in Japan. Thank goodness for subtitles. This is the blog I go to so I can keep up with my yuriness.
http://okazu.blogspot.com/search?q=

I could probably rant and rave about anime all day so I'll stop here, lol.

Some of those guys sang spanish, some sang Italian, and I think some can sing French. They're pretty good. Sometimes, it's better not to know the words. Just listening to the voice as an instrument is a great experience.

[vnud29]

Hehe....yuriness....see now that makes me giggle.
DA huh? Well, I guess I'm gonna have to play detective.....
I'll definately have to look into those shows Thanks for the recommendation. I think I have an account at crunchyroll too lol

[vnud29]

I FOUND IT *does a little jig*

I think that took me like three mintues. Man I'm awesome

I know....Your Name Silver....

[silverwriter01]

Lol, I like my yuriness what can I say. I also own a fine pair of yuri goggles. They sit next to my lesbian googles. You just slip the goggles on when you're watching a show and it amplifies the tiniest of subtext between friends into a major "you know they're doing it in the back" relationship. But for shows like Simoun (if you really want to argue if that could be considered yuri since everybody starts out as female ), Strawberry Panic, Aoi Hana, etc, one doesn't need yuri goggles. I see the girl-girl love just fine without them.

There I again with the anime talk...I'm just avoiding homework really. I mean there's always tomorrow right?

Go play detective, Yuri. I shall be waiting for my name.

[vnud29]

Where can I get one of these yuri goggles? Think I can get em for free since my name is yuri? lol
I did find it!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances again* should I say it? or will it ruin it for others? heheehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe I feel like a stalker. I know your whole name....ahah

[silverwriter01]

Lol, you can say it if you like. You found it so you have the right to use it. Since I put my name out there on my site, I don't mind people knowing it. So you really don't have to feel like a stalker. Besides I know your first and middle name. I know the area where you live, that you're still in school. We're all stalkers somehow or another when it comes down to it.

As for your goggles, of course you get one free. Anybody who wants a pair can have one for free. We'll even ship it at no cost. Getting your yuri goggles is so much easier then getting your gay-dar.

[vnud29]

ok ok...So...time for the formalities. *clears throat*
It's very nice to meet you April which just so happens to be my birthday month. And, well I went to get my haircut yesterday and the girls name was April lol funny.

As for your goggles, of course you get one free. Anybody who wants a pair can have one for free. We'll even ship it at no cost. Getting your yuri goggles is so much easier then getting your gay-dar.

ahaha that could be the motto! It's easier then getting your gay-dar!!!!! And works just the same

[silverwriter01]

It's a pleasure to meet you too, Yuri. You're lucky to know a few Aprils. We are rare. Just in case you were curious, I wasn't born in April.

Lol, yuri goggles work slightly different then gay-dar. A gay-dar has so many upgrades you can get. I have the basic pack where I can usually spot a gay or bisexual man from a 100ft and I can tell pick out the more obvious lesbians. I've just started on a payment plan to get the next upgrade which is the vibe sensor. That's where you're not sure but you can pick up vibes. Here's a list of other upgrades you can get.

**Bisexual Woman upgrade-This is where you can pick up on girls who like girls even if they have a boyfriend at the moment.

**Hidden queer upgrade- This allows you to spot gay folks anyway as far as the eye can see. You'll see them at corporate board meetings to the fast food line.

**Straight upgrade- You will now be able to spot straight people who are the verge, who have experimented, and who want to experiment.

And finally, the 'just know' upgrade. This is where you just know a person likes the opposite sex, even if that person doesn't know it themselves. You just know.

[vnud29]

Lmfao I'm telling you April, these yuri goggles could be a hit in the gay community! It will be like the next ipod....you'll see everyone with them. Or replicas of them. And then you can have commercials like it too. Except the people will be wearing goggles and will be like hanging out in the mall pointing to random people and dancing for some really odd reason. Dancing, that no one will find odd, of course.

[silverwriter01]

Lol, it has possiblities Yuri. We could also start yaoi goggles. I know thousand of yaoi fangirls who would buy those. I know you start school today so I hope you have a good first day. My senior year was pretty fun. AP classes and construction classes. Good times, good times.

[silverwriter01]

As promised here are some excerpts from that book on 17th century pornography. The book is titled Unfit For Modest Ears by Roger Thompson. It’s a review and summery of books written in the 17th century. As the title says, this is Unfit For Modest Ears so if your ears and eyes are modest, don’t read the following.


This excerpt talks about Tullia and Octavia which was written around 1680. I’ll be copying from the page.

“Two girls, Tullia, nineteen, married and highly experienced sexually, and her cousin, Octavia, who is only fifteen but about to be married.to Pamphilius”………

“The second Dialogue, ‘Tribadicon’, graduates from mere description into action. Octavia opens the conversation by saying ‘You have often wished to hold me in your arms when your husband Callias was away’. Tullia, who claims that all woman feel some lesbian passions, takes advantage of the opportunity, and excites Octavia by stroking her. As Tullia gets carried away she scratches and pinches her cousin and with ‘Ah! Ah! Ah! I’m dying from pleasure’ has an orgasm while lying on tope of Octavia. In the ensuring calm, she tells Octavia about dildoes. The short third dialogue, ‘Anatomy’, is concerned with the enormous size of Pamphilius’ penis. Tullia explains about male erections and insertion and reassures Octavia, who demands an inspection of Tullia on all fours, and is amazed at her size: a whole man could enter, she says, even one mounted on a horse.” ……….
“…in which Octavia and Pamphilius have got married. ‘Lovemaking’ finds the two girls in bed together naked. Tullia passionately embraces Octavia, and feeling her amorously discovers that her vagina is enormously enlarged. While she stimulates Octavia with her finger she says her whole hand could now go in….”

And the book goes on to describe a few more chapters. Here is a quote from a story called The Wandering Whore about a prostitute named Julietta and a man called Francion.

“Julietta-Come wilt thou do-a-litle, the fitts come on me now. I’ll show you a pair of naked breasts, smooth Buttocks, Lovely and ivory thighes, the best red-lipt C---- in Christendom….
Francion: You would tempt a Saint especially such a one as I am…make my P---- rise with your perfum’d cabinet. I’ll enter its Port with a full spring tyde between thy bums riding safe at Anchor within thy harbour.”……Same story but a horrific tale told by another man.

“He fell to feeling her with freedom in a dark passage; after which she felt him likewise, and, because he was drunk, had much ado to cause an erection, yet did it…holding his P----close by the root she cut it clear and sheer off, leaving his member and the knife together. He took up his P--- and put it in his Fob and went to a Cirugeon to stitch it on, but he just put a quill up the pissing place to keep it open. The gentleman died two days later. The whore was apprehended said that he had given a wench the running of the reins and she returned him for her pains.”

We skip onward to chapter 9 ‘Medical’. A man didn’t have to be shamed if the book was a medical book, lol.

“The diary of John Ward, vicar of Stratford-on-Avon, gives revealing impression of this side of medicine….”
“He was frequently consulted by his parishioners for cures. Some may have been effective; others were hair-raising. One cure for veneral disease in men, for instance, was to sleep as soon and as often as possible with a ‘sound woman.’ Another was protracted galloping on horseback.”….. Another thing from Ward’s diary…
“Dr. Trip cured a woman that has troubled with hysterical fitts this way: he laid her uppon the ground with her face downwards, then took up her coats and gave her three or four slaps on the arse; he did this before much companie.”

And so ends my excerpts from Unfit For Modest Ears. I hope you have enjoyed this educational post what was going on inside the heads of 17th century people. Maybe it will inspire somebody to write about some lovely ladies in that century.

[vnud29]

Ya know...when I read the "ah, ah,ah" part...it just sounds extremely awkward in my head lmfao....reallllllllllllly monotone.lol
So yep, today was my first day back. My first day to actually drive to school too it was a success! No crashes!!
However, they totally screwed up my schedule, so I have to pick a bone with my guidance counselor. Two gym classes, no calculus, and no government, which I need to graduate so I'm a little miffed. But overall it was an ok day. Thanks april
I think I might not be able to take calculus actually, because the period the teacher teaches that class is the period I'm in Ap micro economics. So I was thinking taking Ap statistics. But I hate the teacher and she sucks at teaching. So, I dunno.lol I have a dilema. Sorry for the rant *blush*

[silverwriter01]

It's perfectly okay to rant after a hectic day. Your school offers a lot of AP courses. There was only like seven courses at my school. We had AP calculus (which I didn't even try to attempt until college) but no AP statistics. Statistics wasn't so bad.

I'm in a classroom right now. About to start Criminology. I'll be in here till eight
Well, Yuri, the 'ah! ah! ah!' can be found in many a harlequins nowadays I'm sure. Just think of it as "yes! yes! yes!".

[vnud29]

bwahahahahaha the' yes yes yes' isn't any better. I find it funny, perhaps it's cause i'm immature, but it is funny...lol
Criminology sounds really cool although the hours suck, i'm sure it won't be boring Have fun!