Thanks Pippin
. And depends on which SAS you mean. Randi and Candi are indeed looking for the FAKE Girls and I'm sure they will find them. Hmm, speaking of which....
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Halfway up the hill to the store, several of the women realized they were still nursing hangovers. They clutched their sides, gasping for air, and several went to the side of the road to throw up.
"Maybe moving so soon was a bad idea," Yolanda's wife said. "That was a lot of alcohol you consumed. We should probably stop and rest..."
Sherry shouted, "There is no stopping! We have to find Rachel! What's with you pansies anyway! We drank more at the Thanksgiving-We-Don't-Like-Turkey-So-We-Might-As-Well-Drink party and had to get up the next day at 3am to cover Black Friday in Wal-mart! Or did everyone forget how cameraman Jim lost his hand and had to retire?"
She was answered by groans. Sherry growled in disapproval and continued on without them. Courtney, Yolanda, Yolanda's wife, and the stripper with the most amazing boobs in the world continued onto the store. As they walked closer they were about to make out the sign above the store. "Kiki's BBQ, Gas, and Hardware Store."
"Who the hell is Kiki?" Yolanda grumbled. She was feeling dehydrated and desperately wanted a shower. She smiled as she remembered how clean she felt after one of the twins from LATX had washed her and the smile quickly faded when she noticed her wife giving her a look. "I love you," Yolanda quickly said.
"Uhmmm," Her wife replied. Yolanda cussed that small talent her wife had for knowing just what exactly was in her mind.
Courtney said, just to keep conversation going, "I knew a Kiki once back in college. She swore she was straight but every time the slightest bit of alcohol passed her lips she was on every chick in sight. We sat beside each other in Human Anatomy. She once came to class drunk and decided she wanted to see if she could find my clitoris. She drug us both out of class and back to her dorm-room where she did end up finding my clitoris with her tongue."
"You women are so fascinating," The stripper said. "I might just have to stay with you for the rest of your trip."
Courtney teased, "Well we could always use someone who can revive or knock out people with her boobs."
"Well lookie what we have here. If it isn't a bunch of dykies."
The women looked up to see a large white dragqueen standing in the doorway of the store. He said, a hand on his hips, "My name's Kiki and y'all need to wash up before I can let you in my store. Y'all smell like my ex-husband when he would come back from the fields. Now there's a hose around back."
The mention of a hose brought a quick smile to Yolanda's face which automatically turned upside down as her wife glared at her. "I love you," Yolanda said, desperately. And she did which was why Yolanda was wondering she couldn't stop thinking about the LATX girls. She chuckled to herself, "Maybe it's my gaydar telling me they're close by."
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I just realized that anyone related to Yolanda doesn't have a name. It's always just 'her wife' and 'her sister' the producer. Ah well, I guess it makes for better humor.
*copies this before trying to submit. would hate to lose the scene*
I had no doubt you would keep your promise... And I just love that shirt, and that tie, and that watch 
I made quite an impression myself at school today and everyone thinks you have an eye for picking out clothes 
Score! It's ok, it's adorable 
thanks for getting me sick (just teasing) wish you lived closer (or visa versa) we'd have too much fun 
haha