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Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative | Romance (alt) | Short Story - 25 pages | Finished | Apr-07
Honors/Awards: Top-25 #1.
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Series List: Do-It-Yourself Guide to Bathroom Fixtures, Non-Corporeal Manifestations and You (The), Paramilitary Handbook to Table Dancing and Surveillance Countermeasures in Detecting Threats With Proper Bathroom Etiquette (The), All You Ever Wanted to Know About Bathroom Bogeys, Suspect Seafood and Valentine Dreams....But Were Afraid to Ask*, Halloween Hunter's Guide to Trick-or-Treating Tots, Ambling Apparitions And Porta-Potties (The), Homemaker's Journal Featuring Articles on Pruning The Family Tree, Getting Rid Of Unwanted Cat Hair And Fixing Leaking Lavatories (The)
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This little series has been an absolute delight! Thank you so VERY much for sharing the laughter. I cannot begin to tell you how much I needed that good laugh. - marcia v. - Apr-11-2007 Okay, that one was sweet, funny, but still sweet. It was Valentine's Day after all. But you know what this means, right? Revenge? Hehehehe. Come on! We have to have some Priory/Dylan action. It's just begging for it! One more little story. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee. - kathy - Apr-11-2007 A 'demonic toilet'? I am STILL shaking my head and laughing. Woman, you have a WONDERFUL imagination! I LOVE when Dylan and Priory go at it! The dialog is hilarious. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE WHOLE SERIES, IN FACT, I RECOMMEND YOU READ IT TWICE SO YOU DON'T MISS ANY OF THOSE ONE LINERS! Thank YOU for sharing. A 'demonic toliet'? I am STILL shaking my head and laughing. Woman, you have a WONDERFUL imagination! I LOVE when Dylan and Priory go at it! The dialog is hilarious. - LTJ - Apr-15-2007 This whole series has shown us the depths of Aurelia's talents. Truly enjoyed and truly appreciated. - A.C. Henley - Apr-16-2007 Can you get too many of these things? Oh well, here's another one. I gotta tell ya, I have read thousands of these tales. And I mean thousands. I have smiled. I have chuckled a bit. But I have only laughed out loud to one writer. (Okay, it was Larisa.) I'm a tough sell. But I laughed out loud to this series. Several times. The one-liners are priceless. There is just so much more hell to be raised by this foursome that you realize you must toss us another one once in a while. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT EVERYONE READS THIS SERIES AND EMAILS THIS POOR WOMAN TO PLEASE WRITE US MORE. God knows, we could use the laughs. - Anonymous - Apr-18-2007 What a great little series. Loads of fun. I really, really hope that we get to hear more from this hilarious bunch. I will be looking forward to it. Thank you so much for sharing. - LS - May-01-2007 If you ever feel like your in a funk, you gotta read this series. It is simply hilarious and will pull you outta ya funk it will be replaced by crampes in your sides from laughin - Callisto - Mar-02-2008 |
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Original / Uber | Ancient | Alternative | Drama | Short Story - 43 pages | Finished | Nov-05
Cast: Kitami, Etsukoese, Yasuki, Clarissa, Angel, Estuko, Arnica
Honors/Awards: #18 in 2006
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A well crafted and beautiful story that's a feast for the eye to imagine and the mind to see. Where has this author been hiding? - Kaye - Nov 22nd, 2005 SIMPLY ELEGANT! Perfect in it's imagery. Bold AND subtle, just like the Japanese culture. A beautiful story of love, in a period torn by political violence and enormous cultural change. An unusual joining that was perfectly balanced. Light and dark. East and West. Yin and Yang. Beautiful. (Off to read the rest of her stuff!) - Evelyn - Nov 22nd, 2005 Very well thought out story. I Love the cultural education I got while reading this. Amazing story, creating vivid images of what love and honour is truly all about. This is a keeper fer sure ! ! - Kelly - Dec 19th, 2005 What a find! Very nice. Very nice indeed. Good to read something with substance. Well done. - Leona D. - Apr-05-2006 Excellent! Have you thought of writing more of this adventure? Please say YES. - MDB - Apr-14-2006 |
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Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative | Romance (alt) | Short Story - 48 pages | Finished | Mar-07
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Series List: Do-It-Yourself Guide to Bathroom Fixtures, Non-Corporeal Manifestations and You (The), Paramilitary Handbook to Table Dancing and Surveillance Countermeasures in Detecting Threats With Proper Bathroom Etiquette (The), All You Ever Wanted to Know About Bathroom Bogeys, Suspect Seafood and Valentine Dreams....But Were Afraid to Ask*, Halloween Hunter's Guide to Trick-or-Treating Tots, Ambling Apparitions And Porta-Potties (The), Homemaker's Journal Featuring Articles on Pruning The Family Tree, Getting Rid Of Unwanted Cat Hair And Fixing Leaking Lavatories (The)
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Great light-hearted story. - jd - Mar-18-2007 Oh My God! That was absolutely hilarious! I really, REALLY laughed......like OUT LOUD! Thank you for making my day, I so needed that! - Kathy - Mar-18-2007 Was looking for a nice little bedtime story. Saw this one, a couple of decent reviews. short story, great title (really great title by the way), thought hey, this looks like a good one. Sometimes I get lucky. This was adorable! GREAT dialog! Fun characters! And toilet humor to boot! This is BEGGING for a sequel. Pleaseeeeee, write me another bedtime story. - Anonymous - Mar-19-2007 For everybody who loved this story... There are two more installments and they are equally funny and had also great titles: http://www.academyofbards.org/fanfic/a/aurelia_tabledancing.html http://academyofbards.org/specials/valentines07/aurelia_everythingyouwantedtoknow.html - Anonymous - Mar-20-2007 Did you say SEQUELS? The thing, you know "the thing" with the toilet and the chicken....trying not to spoil it here. But, my God. That was damn funny. What was even funnier is that I could see myself under the same circumstances doing the same things. The insane things rational ordinary people do when faced with irrational extraordinary situations! THANK YOU! It was delightful! Hopefully you can squeeze another one of these little treasures out of that creative little mind of yours. I will be looking forward to it! - cj - Mar-22-2007 Very, very, very funny! We need "funny" more often! Thanks! - cc - Apr-09-2007 great little series that bring much laughter into my day! Love the bickering between the Dylan and Priory. Can't wait for the next of the series. - blaze - Apr-11-2007 OMG---This was a hoot! OMG---There's more! - JD - Apr-15-2007 This series is absolutely hilarious!! I could not stop reading it, and I was left wanting more. Fantastic writing, and wonderful characters. Take some time to read this awesome story, you won't be sorry! - Otter - Apr-23-2008 |
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Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative | Humor | Short Story - 40 pages | Finished | Nov-07
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Series List: Do-It-Yourself Guide to Bathroom Fixtures, Non-Corporeal Manifestations and You (The), Paramilitary Handbook to Table Dancing and Surveillance Countermeasures in Detecting Threats With Proper Bathroom Etiquette (The), All You Ever Wanted to Know About Bathroom Bogeys, Suspect Seafood and Valentine Dreams....But Were Afraid to Ask*, Halloween Hunter's Guide to Trick-or-Treating Tots, Ambling Apparitions And Porta-Potties (The), Homemaker's Journal Featuring Articles on Pruning The Family Tree, Getting Rid Of Unwanted Cat Hair And Fixing Leaking Lavatories (The)
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Woo hoo! The girls are back! For all those Priory/Dylan fans out there it's a worthy addition to the collection. Definitely worth a read. - fj - Nov-22-2007 |
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Xena | Alternative | Romance (alt) | Short Story - 19 pages | Finished | Jun-07
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This writer always surprises me. She is always giving us something a little different than the last story and somehow they are all winners. Thank you. - cc - Jun-21-2007 A delicious quirky little PWP. Nice time out read. Very enjoyable. Love this writer. - msprism - Jun-26-2007 It was REAL nice to see some Xena! Thanks! By the way, I love ALL of your work! - jjones - Jul-05-2007 I love anything with the Conqueror. Great writing. I look forward to them meeting again. I read Avenging Angel quite some time ago, and it has stayed with me as well-written. Also enjoyed Reflected Passion, and Twice Reflected, some time ago. Forgive me for not saying, sooner, how much pleasure all gave me. And they are ALL memorable compared to many stories out there. I have avoided the long-titled stories, but I guess I better get with it. Thanks author for the best of reading. - Anonymous - Jul-08-2007 I read this because it was a Conqueror piece (I was missing Xena)before I really noticed who wrote it. Good Goddess woman! Is there anything you CAN'T write!? Okay, NOW I need more of THIS story, AND more of the Reflected stuff AND more of our little Ghost Buddies AND I am not going to sign this so you can't track me down. Big smile and lots of love! You're super! - Anonymous - Jul-13-2007 |
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Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative | Romance (alt) | Short Story - 46 pages | Finished | Mar-07
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Series List: Do-It-Yourself Guide to Bathroom Fixtures, Non-Corporeal Manifestations and You (The), Paramilitary Handbook to Table Dancing and Surveillance Countermeasures in Detecting Threats With Proper Bathroom Etiquette (The), All You Ever Wanted to Know About Bathroom Bogeys, Suspect Seafood and Valentine Dreams....But Were Afraid to Ask*, Halloween Hunter's Guide to Trick-or-Treating Tots, Ambling Apparitions And Porta-Potties (The), Homemaker's Journal Featuring Articles on Pruning The Family Tree, Getting Rid Of Unwanted Cat Hair And Fixing Leaking Lavatories (The)
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I'm still chuckling over Dylan, and I finished the story two hours ago! Will the fun ever end? Please, oh please, say you have more of these delightful tales buried in your garden somewhere. - fj - Apr-02-2007 Okay, I can't decide which one of these was the funniest. These are as cute as they can be. And I am excited that Halloween and Christmas are only two of MANY holidays. Hint. Hint. I hope you enjoyed writing them as much as I enjoyed reading them. Great fun! - KT - Apr-02-2007 You are just killing me here! You made me snort my coffee! More! Gimme MORE! Please. I'm addicted now. - Liz - Apr-03-2007 i would love to see what happens if these four get a puppy or a cat. i can see dylan over the first accident... it just wouldn't be a pretty sight, but it would be a side splitter! the non-corporeal contingent is so much more sane than anyone who talks to fixtures... but the fun in watching is terrific. - crj - Apr-04-2007 Even funnier! Where DO you get these titles????? - cc - Apr-09-2007 Where do I get my titles? It wasn't easy, let me tell you. It took extensive research by me and my pesky demon.... LOL!! Readers if you want to have BOGG (big ol grins and giggles)read this series. It is delightful. Aurelia you have a great imagination! More please. - Sherry - Apr-17-2007 |
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Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative | Drama | Novel - 230 pages | Finished | Apr-08
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Wow! I didn't expect that! As always, your work is exceptional. Thanks for a great series Aurelia. Will we see them again sometime?? <hint hint> - cj - May-03-2008 Well. Wow. That took some unexpected turns.You always know how to keep things interesting, don't ya!? What a great story....and a hellava ride! From the first part to the end. It was an awesome concept to begin with, the middle part was a big surprise but WOW, I did NOT see that ending coming! Good Show Aurelia! - SueB - May-09-2008 OH NO WAY! PRICELESS! HA! I LOVE IT! I'M TRYING NOT TO SPOIL IT HERE.I'M FROM BOSTON, I TOTALLY "GET IT". PAYBACKS ARE A B****, EH?! WELL, IT WAS AN UNINTENTIONAL PAYBACK, BUT STILL! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. LOL YOU ALWAYS DELIVER. I AM NEVER DISAPPOINTED! EXCELLENT! - CC - May-09-2008 |
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Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative (Mature) | Romance (alt) | Novella - 50 pages | Finished | Nov-05
Cast: Fran?oise, Madeleine, Je, France, Court, Tu, Villerey
Honors/Awards: #49 in 2005 Top-25 #1.
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Series List: Reflected Passion, Twice Reflected
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Ooooooooo, not what I expected at all! I liked! This little story will definitely grab your attention and then twist it around in another direction all together. Lots of little surprises! Great read! - Susan - Nov 23rd, 2005 Very good, interesting, different, and HOT. - Anonymous - Nov 24th, 2005 Yeah, what those other two said! New writer? Where has she been hiding? Wow. That was a surprise. Bravo! - AD - Nov 26th, 2005 Wow, wonderfullly written period piece, ok period pieces, seeing as it covers two different time periods. Amazing story concept. Well written with engaging characters. Hopefully we'll see more of these women who crossed time to stay together! - Kelly - Dec 19th, 2005 When I saw that Ms. Aurelia had written a sequel to this story, I came back to refresh my memory, and am I ever glad I did! This was an incredibly entertaining read the first time through and even more so on the re-read. Aurelia has an affinity for the written word, and an obvious love for antiques and history. Thanks for sharing your wonderful imagery and marvelous story telling! - Therese - Apr-26-2006 I just discovered this little gem. What an awesome concept! And the sex? Whew! My computer nearly had a meltdown! I highly recommend this wonderful tale. I am off to read the sequel. - fj - Dec-30-2006 OMG, OMG, OMG!!!! This is SOOOO AWESOME!!!! If you don't read this then you're missing out ALOT!!!! - Kuu - Jul-05-2007 |
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Original / Uber | Modern | Alternative | Romance (alt) | Novella - 73 pages | Finished | Apr-06
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Series List: Reflected Passion, Twice Reflected
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Dang. I thought the first one was steamy. But this one....wooo weee! Totally erotic. Okay, getting mind out of gutter...the sequel....damned good one! Excellent job! I did NOT see that coming! It is certainly turning into quite the adventure. Well written, hot, interesting concept, and entertaining as all hell. I love surprises and this one delivers! Number three is due out....when???? - Sharon D. - Apr-05-2006 SWP??? Doesn't that mean Sex With Plot??? I don't think so. Hmmm, let's try a Great Plot with Great Sex. GPGS!There's some scenes in there that are just priceless. What a grasp of the characters and the real human element. Strangely believable, if that's possible. Great job. - SueB - Apr-05-2006 When I saw there was a sequel out I just had to go back and reread this first one. You know, this is a great little story. Vivid, funny, beautifully flawed characters. Real passion. And surprises. Wonderful story. Wonderful sequel. Looking forward to more of this adventure...thru the looking glass. - angelia v. - Apr-05-2006 Woman, you can certainly spin a story. Well, the first was a great fantasy story with a very interesting concept. This one had more...meat...to it. I caught myself believing it. LOL Okay, I'm hooked. Where is the third part going to take us? Really looking forward to it. - Leona D. - Apr-14-2006 I love that this is billed as "Part 2", implying there are more parts to come... YIPPEE! It takes considerable talent to have people believing in make-believe, and Aurelia has the pen, wit, insight, and general wordsmithing ability to do just that! I happily add my name to the list of believers. Thanks for another engaging read! - Therese - Apr-26-2006 What an awesome concept. I love this series. - Anonymous - Apr-28-2006 I hope there's a part 3 soon!!! - Mile D'Cast - Apr-28-2007 I quote everyone's recommedation before me. This serie is definitely attention grabber, a must-read, Read-and-beg-for-more... READ IT! - Kastanja - Jun-30-2007 I thought the first ''Refelcted Passion'' was mind blowing and hot but this, speechless. This story is on my top list of must read! God, if you don't read this than I have nothing to say but, too bad. This story is PRICELESS!!!! - Kuu - Jul-05-2007 Awesome. I can't wait for the third installment. Its interesting how this story is progresing. Hopefully you won't keep us waiting long! - beloved06 - Feb-26-2008 WOW I think this story just melted my contacts!! What a great read. I can't wait for part three. - Nancy - Mar-01-2008 |