Bard on the Run
(originally Band on the Run)
tune by Paul McCartney & Wings
Stuck inside this tavern
Left behind forever
Never seeing no one fight again
Like you, Xena, you, Xena you
If I ever get Out of here
I'm gonna tell you I love you dear
Its such a trajedy
All I need is you in my arms again
(If I ever get Out of here)
Well your brain exploded with a mighty bash
As you flew into a tree
And the first thing I said to you lying there:
Xena, don't you leave me!
Chorus:
Bard on the run, bard on the run
And the healer man and the Celtic friend
Were tellin you come back
For the bard on the run, bard on the run
Bard on the run, bard on the run
Well the sidekick drew a heavy sigh
Seeing the warrior was truely gone
He ran off to tell his mighty friend
'fore the rumors on the run
Chorus:
Bard on the run, bard on the run
And the healer man and the Celtic friend
were tellin you come back
For the bard on the run, bard on the run
Yeah bard on the run, bard on the run
Bard on the run, bard on the run
Well the ambrosia was falling from the heavenly portal
Velaska caught it first.
The warrior-bard kicked the amazon hard
And the jello went up in flames
(except for a bite or two)
Chorus:
Bard on the run, bard on the run
And the healer man and Celtic friend
were tellin you come back
For the bard on the run, bard on the run