Goodbye
is for the Birds
by
Disclaimer:
The characters
of Kate Lockley, Willow Rosenberg, and Kennedy the Vampire Slayer (Does
she
have a last name? I
know they gave Faith
one, but really? Poor
Kennedy.) Buffy
Summers, Faith Lehane, and Angel (and any other Jossverse peeps I’ve
forgotten)
belong to, of course, Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy and a whole bunch of
others who
aren’t me. That’s
right, they’re NOT
MINE. Right. Added to that big ol’
heaping pile of
“someone else’s stuff” is Elizabeth Blaine, who is a creation of Wes
Craven. I promise
I’m not harming
them. Really, it’s
all good, mostly
clean fun.
‘Shipper’s
ahoy: Girls + Girls
+ sexy times = yay!
Authenticity
Disclaimer: While
there may or may not
be some real places mentioned, these places are wholly visualized in my
head as
the only part of
Author’s
Note: It will help
you immensely if you’ve already
read, Resurrection is for the
Unbelievers, Mercy is for
the Just, Ticket to
Heaven, and Desire:
Black on Black first.
I’d
like to send a hearty
thank you out to my beta, Commasplice, for making sure the I’s were
dotted and
the T’s were crossed and the girls got all the lovin’ they deserved ;).
I
am always appreciative of
anyone who takes the time to write, so please feel free to razz the
writer: shaych3@yahoo.com
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Prologue
It
wasn’t quite cocoa and
fire in the hearth weather, but there was a definite chill sharpening
the air
that was breathed by the inhabitants of
Yards
bloomed with
graveyards, haunted playgrounds, spider webs, and the latest, greatest
in
holiday gadgetry. Through
it all, the
citizens whose lives were lived in shadows – the homeless and the
nonhumans
whose faces could not stand up to mortal scrutiny, moved through their
lives as
if nothing had changed.
For
the mortal world, Halloween
was the one day of the year where the sight of monsters walking the
streets was
a common occurrence. That
those monsters
were little more than ordinary humans wearing costumes did nothing to
curb the
excitement growing in adult and child alike.
This was the day where fear was fun and laughter the best
way to conquer
it.
On
the flip side, for the
vampires, the demons, and the other denizens whose origins were
extra-planar,
Halloween represented the one day of the year that they were best
served by
lying low. In times
past, All Hallows
had been a day of great feasting and joy, but now, in these modern
times when
human curiosity far outweighed their fears, it was best to keep mortal
minds
from considering that monsters were indeed, real.
It
was mid afternoon on a
mildly windy October day, and Kennedy was happily curled up on the
couch in the
apartment she shared with Willow Rosenberg, her lover of several years. The witch was in the other
room, enjoying a
weekly call back to Slayer Central, while Kennedy enjoyed the few
minutes of
nag-free time to enjoy the latest issue of Vogue.
Not
that she minded the
nagging. Kennedy
understood that
“Oo,
I want that, and that,
and, oh yes, definitely that one,” the dark haired slayer muttered
softly,
tapping the pages with acquisitive glee.
“Baby,
if you wear that, I
swear I won’t kiss you for a week.”
Perching herself on the arm of the couch,
Closing
her eyes and purring
contentedly, Kennedy murmured, “But it’s pure chinchilla, honey.”
Slowly,
Caught
in the web of the
witch’s slowly drawled words, Kennedy nodded dreamily and said, “Uh huh. Pretty chinchillas.”
“Just
like the chinchillas
at the pet store that you love to stroke and hug and cuddle – until
wham!”
Startled
from her dreamlike
state, Kennedy’s widened her eyes in momentary shock.
Frowning sullenly, she said, “You take all
the fun out of everything.”
Holding
up one finger,
The
slayer sighed, tossed
the magazine on the coffee table and stood up, shoving her hands into
the back
pockets of her jeans. “Leather,
leather,
leather. Between
you, Kate and
Elizabeth, we should buy a cattle ranch!”
Grinning,
“Oh
God, I’ve created a
monster,” Kennedy said, but allowed herself to be drawn in for a kiss. The one became two, and
two became something
that ended with them naked, breathless, and twined in each other’s arms
on the
couch.
The
slayer sat and stretched
sinuously while
Snuggling
down into the soft
fabric of the couch cushions,
Kennedy
bent over and gently
kissed her lover. “No
worries about
that. Be right
back.”
It
took the slayer a bit
longer than a minute to locate something aside from tap water, which
she ruled
out as, “Gross,” and coffee which would take too long to brew. At the bottom of a
surprisingly bare
refrigerator, she located a bottle of just under date apple juice.
“That’ll
do.”
Noticing
a definite nip in
the air as evening began to darken the windows, she stopped on the way
back to
the living room to grab a blanket from the linen closet. As she entered the warmly
appointed living
area, Kennedy paused to watch her lover.
Clothes were strewn haphazardly across the room, and in
the middle of
the chaos, the island of creamy skin and scarlet hair that was her
girlfriend
rested in blissful repose, contemplating the lights of the city.
“You
look pensive.”
The
witch’s phraseology
brought a smile to Kennedy’s lips.
Lowering herself to the couch, she draped an arm around
Turning
the response over in
her mind for a few minutes, Kennedy finally said, “Call to the ol’
Buff-Buff
not go well?”
It
was a shot in the dark,
but, as was usual, the slayer’s aim wasn’t far off the mark.
Flinching
slightly,
Perplexed
by the evasiveness
of her lover’s words, Kennedy frowned and said, “Honey, I hate to break
it to
you, but if this is good, I really don’t want to see bad.”
The
sigh that came from
One
of the slayer’s dark eyebrows
rose. “Did what? Staked the very last
vampire on Earth? Yippee
doodle dandy! No
more patrols for me.” She
accompanied her words with half-hearted
“rah-rah” motions with her free hand.
For
a moment, Kennedy fought
the urge to burst into helpless gales of laughter.
Instead, she let the words settle into her thoughts,
including what
“Oh.”
Nodding,
Kennedy
took a long breath. “Well,
we did promise –“ She
wanted to bite her own tongue for saying
it, but if nothing else, the dark haired slayer was a woman of her word.
“I
know. But…”
Leaning
forward, Kenned
pressed her forehead into
Softly,
Kennedy kissed the
witch. “But we like
it here. It’s home
now, right?” Wet
tracks glistened on
A
soft, hiccupping sob
rattled
“They
miss m-uh-us,” she
said, her voice roughed by her tears.
The
tight, snarky smile that
twisted Kennedy’s lips was all the indication that the slayer had
caught the
witch’s flub. “And
we miss them
too.” She stroked
For
a while, they sat,
cuddled together, not speaking, just breathing and sinking into the
comfort of
each other’s arms. Then,
Kennedy dropped
a kiss on
Standing
to collect their
clothes, Kennedy glanced up at
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“I
hate that they had to
go.”
Slipping
her arm around her
lover’s waist, Kate gave the vampath a squeeze and said, “They can
visit
whenever they want, Doc. Their
being here
was always a temporary thing.”
Unaware
of
Pulling
out of her lover’s
embrace,
With
an outraged glare, Kate
gave the vampath a shove and said, “Hey! What am I, Betty Bystander?”
Contrition
wasn’t one of
Elizabeth Blaine’s better acts, but she did try to school her face into
something approaching innocence. The
vampath’s ruddy eyebrows lifted and arched inward.
Her lusciously thick bottom lip rolled
outward, and her verdant green eyes fluttered appealingly. The smile that curved her
mouth was the very
picture of purity.
Kate
wanted so much to cup
that face in her hands; to draw her love close and bruise her mouth in
a fiery
kiss that would leave no doubt as to Elizabeth’s true lack of
innocence, but
she dared not. They’d
been a couple for
too long to fall into the wild abandon of those new to the spell of
lust. At the
moment, they were still, “on duty,”
having not yet clocked off and called the night done and while they
worked,
they tried very hard not to “play”.
Kate
had just asked a question, and as teasingly as it had been phrased, the
underlying sentiment was something she wanted answered.
“I
happen to know with
absolute certainty that butter will, in fact, melt in that mouth of
yours
Elizabeth Blaine, so can the look and answer the question, Miss Too Bad
for Your
Britches.”
Tipping
her head forward,
“You
know better than that, Dick.” With
a shrug and a nod, she indicated the
shoulder harness that the former cop never went without and said, “You
are the
one who can hit a moving vampire, in the dark, with three rounds before
I’ve
had a chance to remember to reach for a weapon.”
“Practice,”
said the other
woman. Kate
Lockley, former cop turned
private investigator, shrugged nonchalantly and added, “The guys at the
precinct let me use their range sometimes.”
Circular
conversations
weren’t anything new for the lovers.
Everything always led back to the beginning for them; it
was how they
kept their lives from becoming stagnant.
Each time around was a chance to explore a new path. This time, Kate allowed
her heart to
lead. Sidling up
next to the vampath, she
waited until a slim, leather clad arm lifted and settled across her
shoulders
and then she nestled her head against
“It’s
going to be
okay.” Kate wasn’t
usually one to make
flimflam happy dappy statements, but this time, she let her hopes have
a chance
to speak. “We had
four great years with
them, and now it’s time for them to go home.”
Past time, really. Kate knew that for
This
time, it was
In
the four years they’d
worked with them, the witch and the slayer had only returned to Slayer
Central
once, and for weeks afterward,
I’ll miss her, but I’ve got her
contact info and if
I’ve got a question about something magickal, I can always text or
email
her. Another thought occurred to her. Hey,
I know, I’ll call her every week.
Touch base, that kind of thing – and, yeah,
Tuesday would be good, because nothing ever happens on a Tuesday.
“Oh sure, usually today’s the
big party day, but
someone forgot to mention that to whatever decided to snack on a couple
of
homeless kids.” Derskingorlus’ usually cheerful
voice was
subdued. In the
background, the sound of
sirens could be heard shrilling above the noise of passing traffic.
Kate
felt her heartbeat kick
up – when kids were involved, it was never pretty, and if Dersk said it
was
something demonic in nature, it definitely
wasn’t rainbows and puppy dogs.
“Where
are you?” Any
softness had vanished from her voice,
leaving only a razor sharp edge that had made rookies, suspects, and
demons
cower.
“About a block from Bohemian
National. And bring
the good stuff. Looks
like a ghoul got the munchies.”
There
really wasn’t much to
do other than to grab their gear and head over to the cemetery. Both women clipped on
Bluetooth earpieces and
immediately,
Lifting
one hand from the
handlebars of her motorcycle, Kate signaled her agreement and then
raced off
into the fog.
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Father
Luke wasn’t in, but he’d
given
Holy
water; Father Luke blessed
the stuff by the liter because it was useful against an encyclopedia’s
worth of
creatures. Herbed
salt; it wasn’t
strictly something a Catholic priest would keep on hand, but Luke
wasn’t
completely traditional in his pious ways, and many of
There
were also an
assortment of stakes, holy talismans, and pocket guides to demonic
entities
scattered through the drawers. A
folded
up piece of paper contained a list that had been compiled after one
particularly messy session with extra-planar creatures – the group had
been
forced to come up with instructions on what worked best to get which
type of
ectoplasmic goop off various materials.
Before
she left, the vampath
recorded a quick message on a cassette player the priest kept on his
kitchen
counter.
“Hey,
Luke, it’s me. You
won’t be surprised to learn that my day
off suddenly turned into time and half.
Stopped by, but you’re off wherever.
Needed a few things; we’ll see you Sunday for dinner,
okay?”
The
pop of the stop button
was loud. Grinning
as she set the device
back on the counter, she muttered, “Gotta hand it to you, Kennedy, that
really was
the best damned idea.” It’d
been the
slayer who’d suggested getting Father Luke the recorder when they’d
showed up
for supplies and not been able to leave the blind priest a note once
too
often.
“With all the odd stuff we run
into, don’t you think
it’s best we go as low tech as possible?”
The
witch hadn’t quite been
convinced, but then Dersk had brought an amulet taken off the body of
one very,
very splatted evil wizard back to the office and it had promptly fried
Thinking
of
With
a long sigh, she blew
out a breath of air and said, “Nothing lasts forever, right?” The words did nothing to
assuage the pang of
grief that burned in her chest. “All
right, Doc, get your butt in gear and go find out what’s ruining your
day off.”
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By
the time Kate arrived at
However,
in the case of this
one charm, Kate was prepared to make an exception.
The magick was passive, and less likely to
draw attention. I just hate the fact that I need it at all. Usually,
“Heya,
Boss.” Derskingorlus
appeared at her side as if he’d
been conjured.
Having
grown used to Dersk’s
seemingly supernatural ability to arrive and depart undetected, Kate
just
cocked her head and said, “Well, what have we got?”
Dersk
shrugged. “A whole
lot of unhappy cops. Couple
of local high school kids found what
they thought was a Halloween decoration – only it wasn’t.” Nodding toward where
caution tape festooned
the area under some trees just inside the entrance to the cemetery, the
half
demon said, “Three bodies – street kids, probably.
I didn’t see much. Maybe
early teens. Not a
mark on ‘em, but they were about as
pasty white as you can get and not be pancake batter.”
From the pocket of his bright orange Member’s
Only jacket, he withdrew his prize possession – a brand new iPhone. “Got a couple of pics
before the unis ran me
off.” With a couple
of taps, he brought
up the images.
Kate
took the phone and
perused the shots. Pushing
aside her
first instincts – anger, at not being able to stop it and sadness at
the
senseless loss of life – she viewed them with the eye of a detective
long used
to exploring crime scenes. ‘Once
a cop,
always a cop’, wasn’t just a tired old phrase for her.
Even after he’d retired, her father had kept
to habits long ingrained from years on the force.
It was no different for Kate.
“These
weren’t street kids,”
she said, after only a few clicks.
“At
least, they weren’t long term – could be fresh runaways, but I doubt it. I’m guessing they’re
illegals.”
Dersk
nodded, whipped out a
notebook and scrawled a quick bit of text.
“I’ll nose around tomorrow – see if anyone’s missing some
newly-arrived
family.” If no one
claimed the bodies,
they’d be buried in an unmarked pauper’s grave, and their families
might never
learn of their fate.
The
cause of death wasn’t
readily apparent – however, the waxen cast to their faces suggested
something
they’d seen before, and it boded ill for any plans the investigator
might have
had for giving out candy to trick-or-treaters.
Handing Dersk back his phone, Kate pursed her lips and
then said, “What
do you think?”
He
snorted and gave her look
like she’d just asked a very stupid question.
“I’m not an idiot, Boss.
I told Doc
to bring the good stuff because it looked like a ghoul had decided to
have an
early breakfast.” Unspoken
was the fact
that they’d cleaned out at least two nests of ghouls that summer, so
the idea
that a stray member of either was very possible.
Kate
didn’t need to be
reminded; she was already thinking back to those long, hot nights and
the
hellish nature of the battle that had been fought to cleanse an old
house of
the creatures. “Damn. We could really use
Biting
one lip, Dersk
shuffled his foot against the ground, kicking around a small scattering
of
pebbles.
One
of Kate’s pale blonde
eyebrows lifted as she drawled, “Yes?
You got something to say, Snake boy?”
If
Dersk had been in his
demonic form his blush would have turned his teal scales an attractive
shade of
deep sea blue. In
human form, it was
just as scarlet as anyone else’s.
Running a hand through the spiky orange crest of hair that
topped his
head, the half demon shrugged and said, “Well, before
Kate
leveled a mild glare at
the youthful seeming man. Sighing,
she
said, “I don’t suppose it would do me any good to lecture you about
using magick
for personal gain, right?”
“A
guy’s gotta eat!” He
grinned, knowing that any irritation Kate
might feel toward his rather misguided impetus behind gaining the
dowsing
crystal would be forgiven. Kennedy was right.
It was better to do it, and ask forgiveness
than not have it when it was needed.
The
slayer had also brought up the fact that Kate probably wouldn’t like
the idea of
Dersk having the charm, but then she’d grinned.
“I’d love to see her face when
you whip it out and
use it to find her keys.”
“Oh, by all the bright-eyed
goddesses of my scaly
forebears… that woman cannot remember to hang the damn things on the
rack to
save her life!”
Locating
a demon wasn’t
anywhere close to the slayer’s jokingly proposed scenario, but perhaps
it
wouldn’t matter. Heck,
he might even get
to keep the talisman after they’d sent the little soul-sucking beastie
back to
the nether plane.
Maybe. If he was really, really
lucky.
Or if I just get the heck out of
dodge before the
clean up’s complete. I
can always tell
her I lost it, later.
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Kate
watched as the flickers
of thought and emotion passed over her assistant’s face. She could probably guess
what he was
thinking, but at the moment there were more important things to
consider. With a
ghoul running about on Halloween, that
meant that the creature could be tempted away from its barrow by a
literal
smorgasbord of food. All
those innocent
souls would shine like Fourth of July sparklers and be almost as
impossible to
resist as fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies.
Hurry up, Doc.
Let’s get this thing corralled before it hurts someone
else.
It
bothered her that this
one day – the one time of the year that she’d come to expect to be
demon-free –
had been ruined not once, but twice.
First, she’d had to watch good friends leave, and while
that wasn’t horrible,
it was depressing. Now,
with a ghoul
breaking the unwritten rule to leave the Feast of Samhain to the
mortals, Kate wondered
if she was ever going to be able to take a vacation.
Sometimes she just wanted to turn her back on
everything and take her lover off some place where the only thing
between them
was skin, breath, and warm sun. That,
however, would never be; as long as she could stand between the mortal
realm
and that of Dersk’s less savory kin, she would do so.
Any other choice was unthinkable.
Carry a grudge, much?
The voice
phrasing the silent question sounded a whole lot like Cordelia Chase,
and that
was a direction the investigator refused to explore.
Kate would put up with a lot of things, but
having the sound of Angel’s resident secretary-slash-vision having
wannabe-actress
in her head wasn’t one of them.
“Wait
here for
There
was no point in
arguing with Kate’s choice. The
half
demon’s overly cautious nature might have kept him off the front lines,
but
Kate was the type who would rather grab the bull by the horns. Dersk didn’t pretend to
understand all that
drove his boss, but he did know that she refused to walk away from the
ugly
side of his world – not when doing so would mean that others might
suffer.
“Be
careful.”
Cocking
a tight grin, Kate
saluted the half demon with two fingers and said, “I always am.” Longingly, she glanced
over at her bike, and
the custom designed, bullet proof helmet still locked to the seat. It would be nice to have
the extra protection,
but with dusk not yet faded into to full night, it would look
suspicious for
her to go helmeted through a cemetery.
As it was, she had yet to work up a reasonable story for
her presence.
A
couple of uniformed
officers were stationed outside the taped barrier where the bodies had
been
discovered. Staying
just beyond the, “suspicious
activity” zone that every cop at a crime scene developed, Kate
meandered her
way up the drive and headed for what looked to be a likely area from
which she
could observe the scene.
Stationed
among an odd
grouping of headstones and monuments, she found a bench. After ascertaining that it
was not another
grave marker, Kate seated herself and adopted what she hoped was a
properly
solemn expression.
The
cops eyed her for a bit,
but the approach of a vehicle up the drive drew their attention away,
allowing
her to withdraw a set of binoculars from her jacket pocket. With quick, efficient
flicks of her fingers,
she zoomed in on the actual scene, looking for evidence of the ghoul’s
presence. Annoyed
by a lack of newly
turned earth, glowing puddles of slime, or other physical
manifestations of the
malevolent being’s presence, she was about to focus on another section
of the
crime scene when her earpiece buzzed.
Tapping
the button to
activate it, she put on her best demeanor and said, “Lockley and
Associates,
Kate Lockley speaking.”
“Oh God, I love it when you get
professional.”
The low,
smooth tone of Elizabeth Blaine’s voice never failed to send a frisson
of
desire coursing up Kate’s spine. “Please, do go on.
Wow me with your ultra sexy spiel of
service.”
Not
quite able to keep from
rolling her eyes, Kate said, “You’re so bad.”
Chuckling,
the vampath said,
“And you love me because of it.”
The
soft, loving smile that
curved Kate’s lips belied the stern expression she usually wore. “Where are you?”
“Look over by Dersk.”
The
fog that had settled
along the street had yet to completely obscure the sidewalk, but by
dawn, no
one would be able to see more than about three feet in any direction. Even so, tendrils and
curls of the cottony
grey vapor wreathed and flowed over the ground, giving the entire scene
a
mildly eerie air.
Kate
aimed the binoculars up
and out beyond the fence that surrounded the cemetery proper. Parked three spaces from
Kate’s bike was the
glittery, purple, gas guzzling Plymouth Duster that
Black
leather trench coat,
blood red hair pulled back in a severe pony tail, black jeans, and sun
glasses
so dark, they were just a hair off doing double duty as a blindfold all
stood
in stark contrast to
Come to think of it, maybe she
does fit in with the
whole cemetery vibe.
Looking
like a reject from
an 80’s night at the local watering hole, Dersk’s vibrantly colored
hair and
jacket were a loud counterpoint to
Clothing,
however, wasn’t
important. What
mattered now was finding
the ghoul. With her
gaze firmly focused
on
“Luke wasn’t home.”
Kate
winced. They needed
to have as many tools in their
arsenal as possible, to be able to stand up to the ghoul.
“Don’t worry, Dick.
I got the stuff.”
“Damn,
I keep forgetting how
good your vision is.”
“I can’t believe you’d think
that I’d forget to get
the critter kit.”
“Well,
you are more the type to kill first
and
worry about ectoplasm later.”
The
vampath’s snort was
tinged with sadness as she said, “Not bad.
Not quite as snarktastic as Kennedy, but you’ll do.”
“I’m
so glad you think so,”
Kate retorted dryly. “Okay,
get in here
you guys. It’s
almost dark and I really
don’t want to be ghoul hunting at midnight.
Tell Dersk to walk as close as he can to the scene –
hopefully the
dowsing charm will pick up whatever mystical scent it needs.”
“I’ll be there in a bit. I want to talk to some
folks I saw hanging
out across the way.”
“I
doubt anyone saw
anything. If they
did, they wouldn’t
have waited around to be hauled in for a possible fifty-one-fifty.”
“I think I spotted Dazz at the
Starbucks. Not much
scares that woman.”
Kate
murmured a sound of
agreement. “She
does get around. Okay,
but be quick.” The
prostitute loved to talk, especially to
her “Lizziebear”, but unless she’d had a really crappy take the
previous day,
she’d be off her head by now. Dazz
liked
to work what everyone else considered a “late shift” but what was, for
her,
normal hours. This
put her on her feet
from around nine p.m. to four a.m., but she didn’t like to work sober.
“Oh sugar, you can’t do this
work cold. You gots
to have a bit of warmth, and honey,
this town is very, very cold at night.”
Given
that she’d said that
on an impossibly muggy summer night, Kate knew that Dazz hadn’t been
talking
about the weather.
“I’ll be at your side before you
have a chance to
miss me.” The click that signaled
the end of the
conversation was loud, but Kate barely registered it.
Suffused
with a surfeit of
super gooey mushiness at her lover’s sentiment, Kate went back to
spying on the
crime scene and waiting for Dersk to make his way over to her. The half demon was doing a
credible job of
looking like a teenager who was seeking a Halloween thrill. Slowly ambling along, he
held up his phone,
as if he were taking pictures.
Both
officers watched him, though
neither made a move to leave their post.
However, their posture indicated that they also weren’t
discounting the
fact that he could be trouble. A
veteran
of this type of guard duty herself, Kate knew the signs, and as a
precaution,
she started thinking up a cover story should either of the two cops
give her
assistant trouble. Acting
as if he were
unaware of the potential trouble he could be in, Dersk continued to
stroll
past, stopping once to peer curiously at the taped off area of the
crime scene.
Through
the lenses of the binoculars,
Kate watched as Dersk schooled his face into an expression of morbid
curiosity. Slowly,
timidly almost, he
approached the swell of grass and trees that surrounded the cemetery
sign. One of the
cops stepped away from his
position and met Dersk before he’d gotten within a foot of the caution
tape.
They
had a conversation;
Kate could guess at the content as Dersk pulled out his wallet and
showed the
cop his ID and provided whatever cover story he’d invented. She contemplated wandering
over to bail her
assistant out, but it was obvious from the way the cop handed back the
wallet
with a bored expression on his face that the half demon’s story had
eased any
suspicion.
When
Dersk finished
speaking, the officer pointed in Kate’s direction, causing the half
demon to
nod furiously, and, with a slight backward wave, Dersk started to jog
over to
the bench. When he
got there, he collapsed
next to her and slumped forward, just like a surly teen might.
“Scold
me,” he murmured
softly.
“What?”
“I
told the uni I was
supposed to meet my sister here twenty minutes ago.
I’m late.
So scold me. He’s
looking.”
Leaning
forward just
slightly, Kate glanced over at the crime scene, and sure enough, both
cops were
now watching what was supposed to be a tardy family reunion.
“Damn
it Dirk, I told you to
meet me here at six-fifteen, not seven.
You know I gotta work the late shift tonight.”
The
sharp crack of Kate’s
voice made Dersk wince. “Damn,”
he
whispered. “I’m
glad I’m not really your
brother.”
She
smacked him on the
arm. Seeing this,
both cops turned away;
one said something and the other laughed.
Kate exhaled softly and Dersk grinned.
“Score
one for us,” murmured
the investigator.
“Oh
please. They
wouldn’t have cared if we’d have started
making out.”
“No,
but I would have.”
“Damn
it, Doc, I hate it
when you do that.” It
wasn’t quite a
whine, but it was a familiar
refrain.
Draping
herself over Kate
and pressing a soft kiss on her lover’s cheek,
Before
the investigator
could reply, Dersk stuck his tongue out at them.
“Yeah, yeah, you got the thinky-linky mojo
goin’ on, I know. Still,”
he said,
pulling out a glittering crystal point that was wrapped in copper wire
and hung
from a chain. “I am
the one with mega-monster
findin’ mojo tonight.” It
glittered in
the dim light.
“You
didn’t?” Kate shook
her head disbelievingly.
“You
bet I did! Cop A
was busily scratching his nuts while
Cop B was relieving his boredom by chewing my ‘ungrateful ass’ out.” Dersk chuckled and wound
the chain into his
fist until just a tiny bit of the stone peeked through.
“It was child’s play to get my fist across
the barrier and say the keyword.”
“Do
I want to know?” Still
draped over Kate,
“Not
unless you want to get
started right now.”
Straightening,
she gestured
toward the sprawling expanse of the cemetery and its environs. “Lead on, MacDuff.”
With
a flourish, Dersk
produced the crystal, let it dangle from his extended fingertips and
closed his
eyes. Taking a deep
breath, he let it
out and whispered, “Find what killed those kids.”
For
a long while, nothing
happened. The
crystal remained
suspended, hanging still.
“Are
you sure you used the
right word? None of
that sounded like
abraca-whatsis to me,”
“Shh. Just hold your fangs, Doc. I gave it a big order. Looking for evil demonic
entities is a lot
harder than locating a set of keys, you know.”
Silently, the half demon prayed that the damn talisman
worked as
advertised. He
hated the idea of failing
in front of his bosses.
Derskingorlus
might have been
alive for a lot longer than either of the two humans next to him, but
what he
had in quantity could not be measured against the quality of their
experiences. Kate
Lockley and Elizabeth
Blaine were the closest things he’d ever had to mentors and
disappointing them
would hurt. The few
times it had
happened had not been fun.
Not
that either woman had ever
been harsh to him, or even treated him any differently, but he knew. Another Ssilligorth would
have tasted his
shame, and for that reason, Dersk had been grateful that he was the
only member
of his kind within miles. Today,
however,
he would smell like roses to his kin, for just as soon as he began to
doubt
Spinning
faster and faster,
in an ever-tightening arc, the talisman began to swing at a pronounced
north-western angle. It
was also
accompanied by a definite tugging sensation pulling at his hand. Nonchalantly, he said,
“That way.”
%%%
The
charm led them through
the cemetery until they reached the other side.
There, they discovered something very odd.
Not a fresh grave, as they had expected, or
even a recently disturbed patch of earth.
Instead, the found an old mausoleum.
What was unusual about it was that it had been obviously
marked out for
reconstruction. Building
materials
surrounded the structure; scaffolding, ladders, stone carving tools, as
well as
a variety of landscaping equipment were scattered around the monolith.
Full
dark had settled over
the city as they’d followed the lead of the talisman.
Viewing the under-construction burial chamber
by the glint of flashlight revealed little in the way of clues.
Nothing
seemed out of
place. There was no
stench of rot, no
absence of normality – bugs stilled buzzed, the grass still rustled
with the
movements of rodents, and somewhere not too far away, a night bird
greeted the
arrival of the moon. There
was nothing
of what was expected at the barrow of a ghoul.
Not even a tiny patch of eerily glowing goop obscured the
freshly cut
grass.
“Well
this is kind of a let
down,”
Kate
chuckled dryly. “Me
either, and usually my ‘gut’ gives me
something to think about.”
Dersk
chimed in with, “Yeah,
you’d think that a cemetery, on All Hallows Eve, would be scarier than
goat
musk, but really, it’s about as creepy as a room full of teddy bears.” At
“Boom-tish,”
Ignoring
her companions,
Kate pointed the beam of her flashlight at the entrance to the
mausoleum. Coincidentally,
that was where the crystal of
Dersk’s talisman had indicated the source of the night’s evil lay.
“Okay,
so maybe all our
spook-dars are broken. We
might as well
check it out. You
never know; maybe it’s
just really good at masking its nature.”
Kate unholstered her sidearm and took a step forward.
Right
beside her,
“Well,
what else am I
supposed to call it? Spidey
sense seems
so… so…”
“Slayer-speak?”
“Yeah,
that.”
“Uh,
guys?” Dersk had
followed the women into the
mausoleum and while they had naturally stuck to the middle of the
building, the
half demon had veered off to the left.
“I think I got something over here.”
They
were by his side in
minutes.
All
three of the
investigators stared down at what Dersk had discovered.
For several minutes they gazed at the sight
of the talisman as its swing came to a complete standstill. From within the heart of
the stone, a tiny
golden glow slowly came to life, glimmering until it was as bright as
one of
their flashlights.
Revealed
by the light was
evidence that someone had used the mausoleum as a place to sleep. Neatly folded blankets, a
couple of candles,
and a scorched bit of floor where a cook fire had burned delineated the
remains
of an urban campsite.
That
was not terribly unusual. Homeless
people were known to sleep wherever
they could be warm and safe. If
they had
to share that haven with the dead, so be it.
At least the dead usually didn’t snore, or try to steal
their
possessions.
What
was incongruous with
the tidy appearance of the site were the half dozen or so syringes
scattered
near one of the bedrolls.
“I
really wish I had a crime
scene kit right now. I’d
love to know if
those were for insulin or heroin,” said Kate wistfully.
“If it’s heroin, it could be cause of death.”
Blood;
it was the first and
foremost flavor in the scent, but she was expecting that. Behind the blood, under
the copper tang that
both made her salivate and turned her stomach, there was something
harsher,
acrid and laced with just a hint of char.
The emotional residue was filled with a kind of hateful
need.
“Heroin,”
hissed the vampath,
tossing aside the needle. She
shivered. The scent
of the blood still
lingered, twisting and pulling at her; though no longer a true vampire,
Elizabeth could still fall into the thrall of feeding.
It was not the blood she craved, but the
emotional connection to that upon which she fed.
The symbiote that kept her alive nourished
itself on feelings, and it was getting peckish.
Sensing
her lover’s hunger,
Kate reached for her, but
“Later,”
she growled. The
vampath wasn’t proud of her needs.
Being that vulnerable in public wasn’t
something she was interested in experiencing.
Nodding
her understanding,
Kate turned away and said, “Okay, so could it have been a simple case
of
overdose?”
Dersk
scratched his
head. “I dunno,
Boss. I mean, they
were grey, and dead, and there
wasn’t a mark on ‘em.”
“Did
the M.E. say anything? Any
of the detectives offer an explanation
where you could hear them?”
“Not
really. Everyone
acted like it was some big mystery.”
“All
right, we’ll keep
looking,” said Kate.
Ten
minutes later, they’d
scoured the whole of the mausoleum interior, and aside from a
disturbing lack
of an actual burial vault, they found nothing unusual.
“I’ve
never heard of a ghoul
taking its bed with it when it went out,” Dersk said as he examined the
area
normally reserved for coffins. “Vamps
sometimes do, but they’re not usually neat about it.”
Shuddering
delicately, Dersk
said, “I really do prefer my meals fully cooked, you know. Scaly hide
notwithstanding, I don’t share my
mother’s love of steak tartar.”
“None
of this gets us any
closer to figuring out what killed those kids,” said Kate exasperatedly. “Dersk, do you still have
a contact inside
the morgue?”
“Uh?” The half demon tried to
look innocent.
Kate
pierced him with
querying gaze and said, “When we first met, you were the go-to boy for
those
with strange diets. You’re
not seriously
going to tell me that you didn’t have a source for human blood?”
Reaching
up to grab the back
of his neck, Dersk gave a kind of half shrug and said, “Eh…maybe? I mean, I knew a guy at
the blood bank, yeah,
and I got a great deal on what they were gonna toss out as medical
waste, but
the morgue? That,
um, that wasn’t really
my thing.”
“There’s
always funky
sandwich guy,”
“God
no. My stomach
can’t take that tonight.” There
was a greenish cast to Kate’s face as
she spoke.
“I
could break into the
morgue. Five
seconds with the bodies and
I’d know.” The
vampath’s eyes glittered
yellow as her fangs emerged, pressing against her bottom lip.
“That’s
not an option
either.
Kate
rubbed her temples. The
headache lurking just outside the edges
of her conscious thoughts promised to be a doozy.
The minutes ticked by, peppered with night
sounds, the distant thrum of car engines, and the occasional mechanical
thwap
of helicopter rotors.
“Dersk,
you’re sure that the
talisman led us here?”
The
half demon nodded
emphatically. “Yes.”
“Show
me again.”
“Okay.” He held out the crystal
and said, “Find what
killed those kids.”
Once
more, they waited until
the magic kicked in and the crystal began to sway.
This time, the circles were tighter, and the
angled arc almost immediate. Following
its lead, the three investigators ended up back in the center of the
makeshift
campsite.
“All
right, hover it over
the scorch mark, here,” Kate said, pointing at the charred stone floor.
Dersk
did. Nothing
happened.
“Do
you feel anything?”
“Um,
not really. I mean,
there’s a slight pull toward the
wall, but it’s nothing huge.” He
shrugged. “It’s not
something I’d
normally notice.”
Kate
nodded. “Right,
okay, try the blankets.”
The
half demon did, and had
the same result. Without
being told,
Dersk found one of the syringes and tested it, too.
As soon as it drew near the needle, the
crystal flared to almost daylight-brightness and then, just as
suddenly, dimmed
to nothing.
“Well,
that’s about as much
of a ‘eureka’ moment as I think we’re gonna get,” said
Sighing
sadly, Kate said, “I
agree. All right,
let’s get out of
here. I’ll make the
call.”
“Pizza
night?” Dersk said
hopefully as they all ventured back outside.
Kate
was already on the
phone with her contact inside the precinct.
It was not a source she accessed lightly; Lieutenant
Jacobs had come to
trust her, and that was not something she was willing to lose.
“Yeah,
it’s a good tip,” she
said softly, and then smiled. “Happy
Halloween to you too, Dan.” Ending
the
call, she glanced first at
The
half demon grinned. “Hey,
yeah, that’s a good idea. Oh,
and I should call
A
surge of sadness rushed up
the empathic bond that Kate shared with her lover.
This time, when she reached for
“Give
them our best,” said
Kate.
“You
bet. Later, Boss,”
said Dersk, tossing a salute
toward Kate. As he
passed near
“Oh,
you great big goofy
vampath, you. They
aren’t lost; they’re
just a little further away. No
go home
and snuggle your girl, Doc. Eat
too much
candy and watch for trick-or-treaters.
I
am going to go get ‘lucky’,” said Dersk glibly.
Laughing,
The
half demon rolled his
eyes. “Oh yeah,
because Dia De Los
Muertos is always a barrel of
laughs
around here.”
The
Mexican day of the dead
wasn’t just a holiday for the mortals.
A
certain segment of the demonic population found more than a little sick
humor
in going out and “celebrating” that night as well.
“Ah,
it’s nothing we can’t
handle with a box of sharp stakes and a gallon of holy water.”
Dersk
mock whimpered. “Oh
God, y’know, I think I might just see if
Kennedy wants to come back. I
really
don’t think I’m ready for full time patrol duty.”
Growling,
The
half demon yelped and
scurried forward. “I’m
going, I’m
going. Sheesh. Night, guys.”
He vanished into the fog.
Kate
and Elizabeth made
their way out of the cemetery and back to their vehicles, which were,
not
surprisingly, unmolested. Stopping
at
Kate’s bike, they shared a brief, but not gentle kiss.
Their
kisses morphed into
tiny pricks of pain as the vampath nipped and bit at Kate’s lips.
“I
think –“ she said,
between bites, “That I’d better stop and pick up something to tide me
over on
the way home,” she finished, pulling away before she could do real
damage to
her lover’s mouth.
Gasping
softly, her blood
thundering in her ears, Kate could only nod dumbly.
“Be quick.
I’ll wait in the office for you.”
“Sounds
good.” Kate slowly
turned away, feeling every inch
of the distance that grew between herself and her lover as
The
ride home was slow, but
pleasant. There
were more pedestrians
than usual, but that was to be expected.
Kate saw every variety of ghost, goblin, vampire, and
popular superhero
costume she knew, and many she didn’t.
Fog made visibility interesting, but Kate was patient. Getting home fast wouldn’t
change the outcome
of her evening, but taking it slow would very probably save an
incautious
child’s life.
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For
The
symbiote was satiated by
the dark, brutal emotions of a half-drunk, would-be burglar and a
blitzed out
of his mind junkie. Leaving
the groggy,
but now completely sober junkie holding his head and weeping about his
wasted
life sitting on a park bench,
Grinning
at the thought of
how the patrolmen would handle yet another “strange” all-night
confession of
one of their most wanted,
“Dinner
for five, to
go?” The
pimply-faced teen behind the
counter didn’t even bother to look up as
“Just
two this time,
June. And I could
really use a pot of
tea now, please.”
While
waiting for the order
to cook, she sipped at the cup of hot jasmine tea.
Nothing ever quite tasted as horrific as the
flavor of unwashed junkie, and
At least some of them live, now. Remember that. You have a choice. Your touch isn’t toxic
unless you choose it
to be. That’s your
curse, and you
accepted that when you allowed the Tos to revive you.
Under
the garish light of
the restaurant’s neon lighting, the vampath could just make out the
edges of
the thorny tattoo that wove its wave over her arms, shoulders, and back. A gift from
That
heavy coin of lives had
bought her days, months - even years, perhaps.
She still couldn’t be sure of how much time had passed
under the haze of
Iscariot’s thrall. What
she chose to
remember was the recent past. The
time
spent working with Kate,
Losing
two of them was like
sheering off a foot.
No
more silly banter as she
and Kennedy wiped out a nest of vamps.
Absent
would be the sweet satisfaction of watching
Above
all that, her friends, the people
she looked to, that
she leaned on when things between Kate and her got a little rough, were
gone. The warm
apartment with its
sumptuous furnishings and echoes of too many long nights of laughter
and tears
was just another hollow loft, lacking even the hint of sandalwood and
cinnamon
incense.
The
longer she sat there,
the more her thoughts spun inward, pulling her into a funk that felt
very close
to depression.
My symbiote must be feeling like
a kid in a candy
store with all this emotion pouring off me like a sugar-coated
waterfall. I just
hope it likes the flavor of bitter
tears and sour grapes.
She
took a sip of her tea
and winced. It had
gone cold. Draining
the cup and then refilling it, she
was just about to drizzle in a bit of honey when her phone rang.
Hoping
that her evening
wasn’t about to get derailed once more, the vampath tapped the button
on her
headset and muttered, “
“Dang, Doc, you sound like
someone just kicked your
favorite puppy. Twice.”
The
only sound more welcome
than this voice would be Kate’s laughter.
A
slow smile wended its way
across
“Yeppers.
All
snug as bugs in a rug here in gloomy old Slayer Central. Yeesh.
You’d think these guys would you know, hire a decorator or
something.” In the
background, someone else was speaking, but they were too far away for
the sound
to be anything other than a low murmur.
“Oh shut it, Buffy. You know this place is
done in gloom, doom,
and gothic death spasms. Hello? Weapons racks on every
single wall.
Jeez, you’d think we’re expecting an invasion.”
“Sounds
like you got your
hands full already,” said
Kennedy’s
shrug was almost
audible. “Oh, you know.
A little of this,
a bit of that, a whole lot of baby Potentials who just got the nastiest
wake up
call of the week. Same
old story,
different day.” The
slayer
chuckled. “But yeah, we’ve got some issues.
Nothing we can’t handle, but hey, I just wanted to touch
base with you,
you know? Let you
know that I wish we
could be down by the docks, kicking the shit out of nest of stupid
vamps. Oh, and
Suspicious
trickles of
moisture wetted
“Oh, yum.
I am
so going to try that come fair season.”
“Do
you always think with
your stomach?”
“About as much as you do,
Eat-o-matic.”
They
bantered back and forth
for several minutes until Kennedy had to go.
“I’m glad I caught you, Doc. I’ll try to make this
semi-regular. You
know, trade slaying tips, plan vacays and
shit. Cuz, listen,
I am so gonna get
sick of this place. Wills
and me? Yeah, we’re
gonna want to get the fuck out of
dodge a few times a year. And y’know,
“Sounds
great. Just give us
a call, and we’ll make sure to
save you some vamp butt to kick.”
“You do that, Doc.
Gotta go. Poke
Snake boy for me,
wouldja? Tell him
to email
“Will
do. Have a good
night, Kennedy.”
“Astapasta, Doc.”
The
line went dead, but it
was okay, because suddenly, things didn’t seem nearly so dreary. In fact, they were just
about perfect.
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There
were no more
trick-or-treaters to be showered with too much candy by the time
Both
Kate and Elizabeth felt
that all the paperwork was a bit too familiar, each comparing the
activity to
that of writing up patient charts or DD5s.
However, the amount of capital that Angel funneled into
their coffers
was not insignificant, so both women put up with the inconvenience.
The
investigator looked up
at
Stalking
forward on the
balls of her feet,
Kate
was, after all, only
human. Her reaction
was calculated in
mortal terms, and still, it was more than enough to make
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Neither
woman knew how much
time fate would give them, and both understood just how important it
was to
treat every second as if it were the finest gold.
This moment wasn’t ordinary precious metal;
it was purest platinum.
As
they slowly drew away
from each other, Kate sighed. “I
love
you so much,
The
vampath’s fingers traced
the shapes and planes of Kate’s face.
“Love you too, my Kate.”
The
moment lasted just a bit
longer, and then Kate snorted and shook her head.
“Okay, let’s go upstairs so you can feed me
before I eat the whole bag, carton, paper, metal and all.”
Laughing
as she stood and
ambled over to the desk,
%%%
In
a night full of oddities
and unusual happenings, there was one more surprise waiting for Kate
and
Elizabeth. Perched
in the center of their
dining table, a cellophane wrapped basket glittered in the soft glow of
lamplight. Sharing
a look of confusion,
the women wandered over to the table and examined the unfamiliar object.
Next
to a giant pink bow,
there was a card affixed to the handle of the basket.
Peeling it free, Kate opened it and read the
contents, then passed it over to
“I know the last thing you saw
of us was light; so
should the first thing we see of you upon our return be the same. Keep it burning for us, my
friends. We’ll
visit soon!”
It
was signed by
“Open
it,” Kate said. “I’ll
get some wine.”
“No,
I can wait. We’ll
open it together, after dinner.”
“All
right. Why don’t
you get a fire going? I
suspect it’s chilly in here.” Both
women had put on their jackets before
coming upstairs. Living
in
Making
an “O” with her mouth
and breathing out a small cloud of white vapor,
From
the kitchen, Kate said,
“Oh funny. It’s not
that cold, Doc. You
know as well as I do that the couch
doesn’t ice over until December at the earliest.”
“Well,
there was that one
time in November last year...”
“Spells
gone astray don’t
count,” Kate said as she meandered into the room and set a bottle and
two
glasses on the coffee table. “Now,
you
were doing something about a fire, yes?”
Snapping
her fingers,
Once
the room had warmed,
both women shed their jackets and took up opposite ends of the couch. Food and wine were passed
around until the
bottle was mostly empty and the cartons completely decimated. Only then did ordinary
speech resume.
“So,
you seem a bit more
relaxed, love.” The
affectionate term
was something Kate rarely used. Neither
she nor Elizabeth were given to gooey statements of endearment, but
sometimes,
a little bit of mush would creep into their conversations.
Reaching
out to tangle her
fingers with
“Oh,
yeah, presents! I
love presents!” The
vampath bounced to her feet, pulling Kate
up as well.
Unwrapping
the basket proved
to be an exercise in patience. More
than
once, Kate had to turn down the offer of one of
“I
got this, okay? Be
patient.”
“But,
presents!”
“I’m
going as fast as I
can,” retorted Kate.
“I
can help with that,” said
Sighing
heavily, Kate rolled
her eyes and said, “Oh fine, give me that.”
“Oh
no, allow me.”
With three deft flicks of her wrist,
There
was a small, leather
bound book; half a dozen candles the thickness of Kate’s wrist, and a
copper
lantern with opaque sides. Under
these
were several jars filled with a variety of substances.
The investigator lifted one out and let out a
soft whistle as the label was revealed:
Energy.
Tucked
in the side of the
basket was another envelope.
Perusing
the letter, Kate
felt the smile on her lips grow into a face consuming grin.
“So anyway, with how you guys
are always like,
bleeding on everything, I figured I’d best make sure you’ll still
be there when we visit. The
book has the
recipes. The vials
have the
ingredients. Surely,
one of you can
follow basic instructions. I
mean,
The candles came from Wic’s
Haven; you can get more
anytime you need. They’ve
got an amazing
variety. You really
should wander by
sometime. You’d be
surprised at who you
run into in that place.
Anyway, I’ve always felt that
goodbye is for the
birds, so instead, I’ll say, ‘See you later, my friends, and be well,
both of
you.’ Oh yeah, and
tell Dersk that I
expect to hear from him weekly. The
trials and tribulations of Lockley and Associates are sure to become a
favorite
topic of conversation around Slayer Central and I’ll need plenty of
juicy stuff
to share!”
It
was of course, signed by
“So,
which window should we
choose?” Kate asked as she pulled out a candle and the lantern.
Wiping
away her tears,
“Here. It should be right over
the door to the
office. Plus,
there’s less chance I’ll
knock it over if I come in from the roof.”
“Seems
as good a place as
any,” said Kate. Installing
one of the
candles in the lantern, she walked it over to the window and rested it
on the
ledge. “Could you
get a box of matches
from the kitchen, Doc? I’m
afraid I’m
not quite as apt at creating fire as
“At
your service,
Dick.”
The
matches were retrieved,
the candle lit, and afterward, they snuggled under warm covers and were
lulled
by the dual glows of candle and fireplace into a deep, dreamless sleep.
%%%
Epilogue
“I
never want to drive that
much again,” said Kennedy with a groan as she flopped into bed next to
“Oh
hush, it was only
thirteen hours.” The
witch cuddled up
against Kennedy and rested her head on the slayer’s tank-top clad
shoulder.
“You
drive it next time,”
retorted Kennedy with a yawn. “Then
you
can run thirty baby P’s through drills, argue with six sophomores who
think
they know everything and somehow
find
the time to check in with Doc.”
For
two seconds there was
complete silence. Then,
“I’ll
never be that tired.”
The
witch’s only response
was to pull her lover down for a long, long kiss.
fin
11/1/2009