A Lot of Fuss
by
sHaYcH

Disclaimer: BtVS etc belongs to Joss Whedon and probably others.  Not mine, just playing.

Note:  The title to this piece is a slight mangling of "Darfus" a song on one of the XWP soundtracks... it is what was playing while this story was being written.

Comments are always welcome: shaych3@yahoo.com

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Blood pumps from the demon like the bellows of a blacksmith’s forge, yet it refuses to die.  Shivering in the chill, Buffy watches as Faith circles the colossus that calls itself a minion to the latest Big Bad Scary Evil Mastermind to infest itself upon the world. 
 

“Yo, tall, dark, and nasty – you just gonna stand there like a lump or what?”  Faith twirls her sword lazily and the creature snarls, but doesn’t attack.  It’s already learned a painful lesson about the skills of the slayers.
 

Buffy sighs.  Faith seems bent on taunting the creature to death but the blonde slayer has other ideas.
 

“Faith, just kill the damned thing.  My ass is about to turn into an icicle.”
 

Faith smirks, shrugs nonchalantly, and then turns a rather evil grin on the creature.  “You heard the lady, ugly man.  It’s time to die.  Y’see, I’m rather fond of that ass.”
 

As they limp away from the warehouse, Faith drapes her jacket over Buffy’s shoulders. 
 

“This would be a whole lot more chivalrous without the slime,” Buffy grouses softly, even as she draws the warm leather close.
 

Chuckling, Faith says, “Hey, love me, love my slime.”
 

“Ew.  Not.  There will be showers, and maybe even showers on top of showers before I even think about going there, Faith.”
 

“Aw, don’t you like my snail impersonation, B?”
 

“Faith-“
 

“Heh.” 

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